in my heart there's an erotic body horror friendship romance scifi epic of a death becomes her fanfiction in which we follow them through increasingly weird body stuff over the long-term evolution and eventual destruction of the planet and solar system and universe

oh my god i thought i failed too many of the quick time events i thought i got kara killed. i guess grabbing the gun saved me because alice fucking shot todd

is this a hank dating simulator.

”I’m whatever you want me to be, lieutenant.” was the NEUTRAL dialogue action?????

Detroit: Press X to End Slavery was $20 for Black Friday so I bought it yesterday and me and jess played for a few hours. it was ridiculous and jess got mad at me because I saved over her playthrough where she got Alice and Kara killed by fuckface mccreepazoid #2 because she thought I was “ruining the organic experience” or something. also I know ive said this but I'll say it again: never has there ever been a game that takes itself more seriously than this

HANK’S SON DIED AND THEN THEY ASSIGNED THE MOST PERFECT SON AND BOY ANDROID AS A HELPER WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? BOTH THEIR NAMES START WITH C AND HAVE BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES. 

I GOT SIMON SHOT