#db headcanons

Goku had been itching for a good fight or at least something exciting ever since the Tournament of power wrapped up. Training was great,but sometimes even him needed a change of scenery...One usual afternoon on King Kai’s planet (after scarfing down a massive lunch),he pulled out the small,purple button Zeno had given him way back when.

“Hey...why not?” he muttered with a grin. “been a while since I said hi" He pressed it without a second thought,and in a flash of light he appeared in the palace of the king of all.

The two tiny Omni-Kings were playing with floating blocks,their guards standing silently nearby. The Grand Priest hovered attentively at their side,with a composed yet serene expression,as if the weight of the multiverse was just another mild afternoon diversion.

The zenos looked up in unison,their big,innocent looking eyes widening with delight. "Goku! Goku!" they chimed together,their voices high pitched and echoing in perfect sync,like two kids spotting their favorite toy. They dropped the blocks mid-air, letting them tumble harmlessly.

Goku waved casually,scratching the back of his head with that goofy smile. "Heya,Zeno-sama! And...you too,other zeno-sama! whatcha up to? looks like fun!"

"Playing! blocks go boom sometimes!" one Zeno said,clapping his tiny hands. The other nodded vigorously. "Boom! but it's starting to get boring...why don't you stay here and play with us?"

Goku chuckled "Boring,huh? Well I...I can't,but if you're lookin' for fun,you should come visit Earth! we've got all kinds of stuff! tons of food,games,and Bulma's throwin' this big festival in about a week to celebrate...uh,peace or somethin' after the tournament"

The Zenos tilted their heads in sync,processing it with childlike curiosity. Then their faces lit up. "Earth? festival? fun! Yes! we go! one week!" They bounced up and down,their excitement rippling through the palace like a wave,causing a few distant stars in the void to flicker uncertainly.

The Grand Priest inclined his head slightly toward Goku,his voice soft,polite,and impeccably measured,betraying not a hint of surprise or concern. "Son Goku. It is always a pleasure to see you. The Omni-Kings seem quite taken with your suggestion. I shall make the necessary arrangements to accompany them,ensuring their visit aligns with the balance of the universes."

Goku blinked,still grinning. "Oh,hey,Grand Priest! Yeah,sounds good! see ya in a week,then!" He gave a thumbs-up,then pressed the button again,vanishing back to King Kai's planet without so much as a second thought about the potential chaos he'd just unleashed.

Back on Earth,Goku dropped out of the sky onto the lush green lawn of Capsule Corporation,right in the middle of Bulma tinkering with some gadget and Vegeta grunting through his gravity training nearby. Beerus was dozing on a lounge chair with a half-eaten fish skewer dangling from his paw,while Whis sipped tea elegantly beside him.

"Hey,everyone!" Goku called out cheerfully,landing with a soft thud. "Man,King Kai's food is good,but Chi-Chi's cookin' is callin' me home. And oh yeah,almost forgot. I popped over to see the two zenos,and I mentioned Bulma's big festival next week...they're comin' down for it! cool, right?"

Instantly a collective silence falls for a few seconds,before finally being broken by Bulma's wrench slipping from her hand,clanging against the metal floor as her face turned as white as a sheet. "Goku! You invited them...to Earth?! are you out of your mind?? need to remind you that they were about to destroy our universe or what?!"

Vegeta powered down mid-rep,his eyes narrowing into slits of pure fury while appearing before them,veins bulging on his forehead "Kakarot! You brainless idiot! Inviting those all-powerful brats here...do you want us all erased?!"

Beerus jolted awake so fast his chair tipped over,sending the fish skewer flying. His fur stood on end like a startled cat,eyes wide with unbridled terror. "Goku!! You utter fool...I knew I should have destroyed you from the very beginning! Do you know they could easily wipe out the entire universe if anything bothered them?!" He was practically screaming.

Whis set his teacup down with a soft clink,his expression mildly amused but with that underlying hint of exasperation he reserved for moments like these. "Calm yourself,Lord Beerus. Though I must admit,Goku's boldness is...impressive,as always. The Grand Minister will surely accompany them,per standard protocol. Preparations are indeed in order to prevent...any mishaps."

Goku just stood there,blinking innocently, hands on his hips. "Aw,c'mon,guys! It'll be fine. they'll love earth! no big deal."

Bulma was already pacing, her genius mind kicking into overdrive as she whipped out her phone. "no big deal?! Goku,your head's emptier than a vacuum!" she paused. "Okay,emergency mode....I'm hiring the best of the best. A top-tier psychologist and caretaker specialized in handling extreme personalities. Someone who can keep omnipotent toddlers entertained without the universe imploding...and we're fortifying this place top to bottom!"

Vegeta crossed his arms,scoffing a bit. "Hmph,better than leaving it to Kakarot's nonexistent brain"

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Exactly one week later,the sky above Capsule Corporation rippled like water,a shimmering portal tearing open in the sky just as it did for divine arrivals. Out floated the two Omni-Kings,their tiny forms bobbing with excitement,eyes wide as they took in the blue skies,green grass,and bustling setup below. "Earth! Big! Different! Fun starts now?"

Right behind them,the Grand Priest emerged, his lavender skin and white hair pristine,staff hovering at his side like an extension of his will. He descended gracefully,landing with nary a sound,and offered a polite bow to the assembled group;Goku waving enthusiastically,Vegeta glaring,Bulma forcing a smile through her nerves,Beerus already prostrating himself flat on the ground in exaggerated deference,while Whis stood with his usual poise.

"Greetings,inhabitants of Universe 7" the Grand Priest intoned softly,his voice carrying that ethereal calm that could soothe a storm. "As you can see the Omni-Kings are most pleased to accept your hospitality."

Beerus,still glued to the ground,whimpered faintly. "W-Welcome,Zeno-sama! We are unworthy! Please,enjoy everything we've prepared!"

The Zenos immediately started pointing at random things,a bird,a cloud,Bulma's latest hovercar. "What's that? I've never seen one like this,but I don't like the color too much...do we make it go away?" One raised a hand casually,and a nearby bush vanished in a harmless,at least for the moment,way.

Bulma yelped,but quickly composed herself. She'd spent the week fortifying the grounds: reinforced barriers invisible to the eye,holographic projectors for safe "destruction" games,sensory pods for "recharging" and a mini-tournament ring with energy absorbers to prevent actual blasts. "Welcome,Zeno-sama! We've got everything ready for you;food,games,the works!"

That's when you stepped forward. Bulma's emergency hire the absolute best in your field,with a track record of handling the most unpredictable,high-energy individuals imaginable. You'd been briefed (as much as one could be on literal gods),dressed practically,bag of adaptive tools at your side. No fear,just professional calm.

You knelt down to their level,smiling warmly but respectfully,voice gentle and engaging without being patronizing. "Hi there. I'm Y/N,I heard you like fun games and making things happen,want to see something cool we set up just for you?"

The Zenos tilted their heads in unison. "Cool? Show it now!"

You activated one of Bulma's holograms,a floating orb they could poke to "reshape" universes visually,with bursts of color and sound but no real power. "Try this. You can make it big,small,or even...destroy it,but it always comes back for more!"

"Boom! Fun!" They poked it, giggling as it exploded into sparkles and reformed. For the first time,their attention locked in,whims channeled safely.

Goku laughed. "Hey,that's neat! Good job,Y/N!"

Vegeta huffed from the side. "Hmph. it's all thanks to bulma anyway..."

Whis smiled faintly,helping Beerus up from the ground as the Destroyer dusted himself off,still shaky. "See,Lord Beerus? All under control"

Beerus grumbled,tail flicking. "For now..."

The Grand Priest observed from a short distance,his expression unchanging;serene yet neutral. But his sharp eyes noted every detail:how you anticipated their shifts in interest redirecting seamlessly without a single "no." It was efficient. Effective. He said nothing,simply ensuring the Omni-Kings' safety as per his eternal duty.

As the afternoon wore on,you carefully guided them through more activities,one step at a time. The festival foods (specially prepared to be "fun-shaped") kept them munching happily. When the Zenos started chanting about wanting to see Goku fighting with growing excitement,Goku perked up immediately,his eyes lighting up like it was Christmas.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Goku shouted,powering up slightly and dropping into a fighting stance in the mini-ring. "I'll go easy,but it'll be awesome!"

Bulma shrieked from the sidelines. "Goku,no!"

Whis stepped in smoothly,his staff tapping Goku's shoulder with a gentle but firm barrier of energy. "Now,now,Goku. Remember,this is for entertainment only. No actual combat that could...escalate matters"

Goku deflated a bit,rubbing his head. "Aw, man...but fights are the best part! Fine,fine...how about I just show off some ki blasts? small ones!"

The Zenos bounced. "blasts?? yes!!! show us!"

You intervened quickly,sensing the rising risk, and redirected with a holographic twist. "Hey,Omni-Kings,want to make your own blasts first? Like this" You activated a safe simulator where they could "fire" colorful energy beams at targets that exploded into harmless light shows,mimicking a tournament without the danger.

Goku watched,then grinned and joined in half-heartedly at first. "Hey,this is kinda fun too! Look,Kamehame...whoa!" He mimed a tiny wave,syncing it to the hologram for a big visual pop without real power. "See? Safe but still cool!"

The Zenos clapped wildly. "Very cool!"

Vegeta smirked from afar. "Tch. Watered down nonsense. But better than Kakarot starting a real brawl in front of them"

By evening,as the Zenos yawned in sync "We're tired...but it was fun!" the portal reopened. The Grand Priest nodded politely to the group. "A successful visit. The Omni-Kings are satisfied...I shall bid you farewell."

No words to you directly. Just a brief glance in your direction before they departed.

But the Zenos' parting words echoed: "More! Come back soon! Y/N is fun!"

Bulma collapsed into a chair. "We did it! barely. But they're coming back...? Goku,this is all your fault!"

Goku scratched his head. "Heh,sorry! But hey,it was fun,right?"

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A few days later,the call came...literally. Whis's staff pinged with a "divine" message:the Omni-Kings demanded "more Earth fun with Y/N". No arguing with that.

After a while the portal re-opens and...same routine. The zenos greet you by saying "We're back! Let's play more!"

You were ready,introducing slight variations;a "chase the star" game with floating,indestructible orbs. They chased,"caught" and "remade" them,laughing.

During a quiet moment while they snacked,you stood near the garden,wiping your hands. The area was peaceful,with the distant sounds of Goku sparring lightly with Vegeta in the background (at a safe distance,following Bulma's strict orders). The Grand Priest hovered nearby,ever vigilant,his staff glinting faintly in the sunlight as he scanned the surroundings with that unerring,composed gaze.

He spoke first,voice soft and precise. "Your approach with the Omni-Kings is... notably adept. They rarely maintain such focus without...additional guidance."

You nodded modestly,keeping your tone light and respectful,not wanting to overstep with a being who could probably rearrange stars on a whim. "They're full of energy,but It's about giving them outlets that match what they're feeling in that moment. Like with the orbs today;they get to create and change things,but it stays contained. Makes it easier for everyone."

A subtle pause followed,longer than the last time you'd spoken. His gaze drifted for a fraction of a second toward the horizon,where the zenos were now comparing their "planet candies" with childlike intensity,before returning to you. His grip on the staff remained steady,but there was the barest shift in his posture:nothing dramatic,just a hint of relaxation in the shoulders that someone less observant might miss. "Indeed. Balance is key in all matters. The Omni-Kings' whims are boundless,as you have observed. It requires constant vigilance to align them with the greater harmony of the multiverse."

You offered a small smile,sensing the weight behind his words without naming it. Divine beings like him didn't discuss burdens outright,it wasn't their way. Instead,you kept it simple,practical. "Yeah,I can imagine. You've got to be ready for anything with them. But days like this,where things flow smoothly...it probably helps take the edge off a bit. Even the strongest setups need a breather now and then to keep going strong."

He regarded you evenly,his expression unchanging,but there was a subtle softening in his eyes:a rare flicker of acknowledgment that vanished as quickly as it appeared. "Your perception is keen,Y/N. Mortals such as yourself often overlook the subtleties of such roles. Yet,you adapt with remarkable efficiency. It is... refreshing to witness."

You felt a quiet warmth at the compliment,but kept your response grounded. "Thanks. I just try to make things run a little easier where i can. You've been doing this a lot longer than anyone...must have seen every kind of chaos out there"

A faint,almost imperceptible nod. "The multiverse holds infinite varieties of disorders. Guiding it toward order is an eternal task" He paused again,his voice dropping just a touch softer,as if sharing a neutral observation rather than anything personal. "Your contributions here have indeed contributed to a smoother equilibrium during these visits"

The conversation lingered in that calm space for a moment longer,the air filled with the distant giggles of the zenos. No deep revelations or anything like that,just a brief,professional exchange that hinted at mutual respect.

Yet,as the Grand Priest turned to resume his watch,his eyes met yours one final time. In that fleeting instant,beneath the unbreakable veil of neutrality,something unspoken stirred...like a distant star flickering to life in the vast and empty cosmos. It was gone before it could be named with proper words,leaving only the quiet certainty that these visits,these shared silences,were weaving threads of connection across the divide between mortal and divine.

And in the heart of the multiverse's most calm guardian,a subtle shift had begun:one that even the Omni-Kings' whims couldn't erase.

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