I read this headcanon so often, even though it only came out yesterday, I love you axxxx
I have fun imagining the reader (even before Daishinkan has a chance to reveal who Zenon is) picking up Zenon and bringing him to Bulma, saying, "I don't know where he came from, but he's probably one of your children." Zenon and Daishinkan are amused by the situation, while Bulma and Beerus are nervous.
Or that the reader might take occasional breaks from reading. They turn off the show/close the book, stretch (all the gods can hear the creaking of this hman's stiff muscles and bones), and maybe they could go catch grasshoppers? If such insects are found in the grass in Bulma's territory. The angels are like, "Ooh, look at this little predator!" when the reader listens to the sound of insects and follows it.
The reader looks up from their book/phone, and each time they see a new deity standing next to them. They literally start keeping a list of new faces (for their own peace of mind and to make sure they're not completely nuts).
Shin is the only one the reader openly hugs. Well, you know, for everyone it looks like a kind of strange privilege on the part of kaioshin, who receives tactile touch from a human. Maybe…their friendship is at the level where the reader can harmlessly ruffle Kaioshin's hair, and since Shin HIMSELF reaches for this gesture, showing that he wants to do this, he is scratched behind the ears like a kitten.
The rest of the gods and angels are watching
Y/N has one rule.
If something strange happens...
Assume it's Earth being weird.
It's usually correct.
Usually.
"Bulma, I think you lost one."
One afternoon...
Y/N is quietly reading beneath a tree.
A tiny child wanders over.
Looks at the book.
"...Whatcha reading?"
"Oh."
Y/N smiles.
"Hi."
The child happily sits beside them.
For almost an hour.
They talk about cartoons.
Dinosaurs.
Ice cream.
Whether penguins have knees.
The important things.
Eventually...
Y/N closes the book.
Picks the child up.
Walks straight over to Bulma.
"Hey."
"I found one."
Bulma blinks.
"...Found what?"
"I think this is yours."
"...Mine?"
"I don't know."
"He kinda... appeared."
"So I figured he probably belongs to you."
"..."
Beerus has gone completely rigid.
Whis quietly looks away.
The Grand Priest has lowered his head just enough to hide the smile threatening to appear.
Bulma slowly looks at the child.
Then at Y/N.
Then back at the child.
"...Y/N."
"...That's Zeno."
"..."
"..."
"...Is that his first name?"
Beerus nearly has a heart attack.
Zeno just giggles.
"They thought I was Bulma's!"
"That was funny!"
The Grand Priest doesn't correct Y/N immediately.
Mostly because...
Lord Zeno hasn't laughed this hard in centuries.
Nature Documentary
Sometimes...
After reading for a while...
Y/N gets stiff.
Very stiff.
They stand.
Stretch.
Every joint immediately announces itself.
Crack.
Pop.
Creak.
The silence across the garden is immediate.
Belmod blinks.
"...Did..."
"...Did they break?"
Whis tilts his head.
"...Fascinating."
Before anyone can ask...
Y/N suddenly crouches.
"...Shhh."
Everyone freezes.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What is it?"
"I heard one."
"Heard... what?"
"...Grasshopper."
The next ten minutes...
Consist entirely of one human slowly stalking through Bulma's garden.
Listening.
Pausing.
Changing direction.
Listening again.
Then...
"Gotcha!"
Y/N triumphantly lifts a tiny grasshopper.
"..."
The Angels gather around.
Immediately.
Whis leans closer.
"Oh."
"So this is how humans hunt insects."
Vados nods thoughtfully.
"Remarkably efficient."
Martinu watches with genuine fascination.
"They're tracking it entirely through sound..."
Mojito quietly whispers,
"...Cute little predator."
Y/N has absolutely no idea they're being narrated like a wildlife documentary.
The List
It starts after the seventh party.
Y/N looks up from their phone.
"..."
"...Who are you?"
"...Liquiir."
"Thanks."
Notebook.
Open.
Liquiir.
Fox.
Quiet.
Next party.
"..."
"...You're new."
"...Rou."
"Cool."
Notebook.
Rou.
Looks tired.
Green little man
Eventually...
The notebook becomes...
Ridiculously detailed.
Korn.
Very serious.
Looks like he'd know where to buy good tea.
Beerus.
Acts grumpy.
Will steal your chips.
Whis.
Appears behind me.
Frequently.
How.
...
He's there again
One afternoon...
Daishinkan quietly glances at the notebook.
"..."
He finds his own entry.
Short.
Very cute.
Scares me a bit.
Seems nice though.
"..."
He smiles.
Very softly.
Shin's Privilege
Nobody remembers how it started.
One greeting became...
A hug.
"...Hi, Shin."
"Hello, Y/N."
Hug.
Then...
Every party.
Without fail.
Eventually...
Shin starts expecting it.
If Y/N gets distracted...
Shin quietly walks over.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...You forgot."
"Hm?"
"..."
"...Oh!"
"Sorry!"
Hug.
One afternoon...
Y/N absentmindedly ruffles Shin's hair.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Shin closes his eyes.
"..."
"...Again?"
"...You... want me to?"
A tiny nod.
So Y/N gently scratches through his soft white hair.
Like someone petting a sleepy kitten.
Shin practically melts.
"..."
"..."
"...This is pleasant."
Across the garden...
Every single God.
Every Angel.
Even Beerus.
Has stopped what they're doing.
Belmod whispers,
"..."
"...Did your Supreme Kai...just ask to be pet?"
Beerus blinks.
"I...think he did."
Whis is smiling into his teacup.
"Oh dear."
"I appear to be witnessing jealousy."
Because...
The other Kaioshin are staring.
The Gods are staring.
Even some of the Angels...
Are looking at Shin...
Then at Y/N.
Then back at Shin.
Mojito quietly mutters,
"...Lucky."
Vados smiles behind her cup.
"Who would've thought...the Supreme Kai would become the most petted deity in existence."
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reader are a friend to Zeno, entertaining him with human stuff, or trying to calm his tantrums and anger by periodically coming to the aid of the G.O.D.s and their helpers who could have inadvertently provoked Zeno's anger with the wrong word or action , reader get tired at some point and start joke at everyone(carefully).
human say "I'm on my lunch break" when one of the gods carelessly pisses off Zeno and rely on their help, and reader indifferently sip your hot coffee/eat something from your brought bag.
The angels and Daishinkan are definitely giggling quietly in the corner behind the frightened gods
Being friends with Zeno sounds fun.
It is.
...For about the first week.
After that, everyone discovers something.
Whenever Zeno gets upset...
...Y/N can calm him down.
Every.
Single.
Time.
Beerus accidentally says no.
"Y/N!"
Quitela breathes too loudly.
"Y/N!"
Sidra stutters.
"Y/N PLEASE!"
Someone looks at Zeno the wrong way.
"...Where's the human?"
At first, Y/N doesn't mind.
They're friends.
If a quick game of rock-paper-scissors, drawing silly animals, or telling Zeno about weird Earth traditions keeps twelve universes intact...
Sure.
Why not?
Then it becomes...
Expected.
Meeting?
"Y/N, could you sit next to Zeno?"
Festival?
"Y/N, just in case?"
Exhibition Match?
"We'll feel safer if you're here."
One day, Y/N realizes something horrifying.
They've spent three hours preventing universal annihilation...
...and haven't eaten lunch.
Absolutely unacceptable.
So the next meeting at Zeno's Palace...
Y/N arrives carrying an Earth lunch bag.
Whis raises an eyebrow.
"...Prepared?"
"I'm hungry."
Right in the middle of lunch...
Belmod says something.
Nobody is entirely sure what.
What they are sure about...
...is that Zeno's smile disappears.
"..."
The room freezes.
Every God of Destruction goes pale.
The Supreme Kais stop breathing.
Belmod immediately whips his head toward the only person who's ever successfully de-escalated this situation.
"Y/N."
Y/N is opening a sandwich.
"..."
"Y/N."
No response.
"...Please?"
Y/N takes one very deliberate bite.
Chews.
Swallows.
Takes a sip of hot coffee from a thermos.
Then smiles politely.
"Sorry."
"...I'm on my lunch break."
Silence.
Absolute.
Silence.
Beerus stares in horror.
"YOU CAN'T TAKE A LUNCH BREAK FROM PREVENTING OUR DEATHS!"
Y/N shrugs.
"I get thirty minutes."
Belmod looks ready to cry.
"I'll buy you another sandwich!"
"I already have one."
"I'll buy you two!"
Across the room...
Whis quietly covers his mouth with one hand.
His shoulders are shaking.
Cus has already turned away.
She's pretending to inspect the ceiling because if she makes eye contact with anyone, she's going to laugh.
Even Daishinkan...
The Grand Priest himself...
Lowers his head ever so slightly.
Just enough to hide the tiny smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.
Because technically...
Y/N is entitled to a lunch break.
Beerus whispers desperately,
"Grand Priest, please do something."
Daishinkan folds his hands into his sleeves.
"I see no violation of palace policy."
"There isn't a palace policy!"
"There is now."
The Gods collectively realize...
They have lost.
Meanwhile...
Zeno has been quietly watching Y/N eat this entire time.
"...What's a lunch break?"
Y/N smiles.
"It means I'm taking time to eat."
"Oh."
"...Can I have one too?"
"... I mean... sure."
Five minutes later...
The universe-ending tantrum has been completely forgotten.
Because Zeno is now eating dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Would I say that the name Korn and the word "corndog" sound about the same to the ear?
"Mmmm, corndog….." reader dreamily say when you hear Korn's name, and the next moment reader, Cusu and Whis are chanting "corndog!!!" in unison, even if none of them realize what's even going on or why started it in the first place
Okay I haven't done any edits lately, I just do them when I really need to... this is pretty much one of those cases
This starts during the Tournament of Power.
Everyone is in the stands.
Universe 7 is quietly watching another match unfold.
Beerus is yelling.
Shin is panicking.
Android 17 looks like he'd rather be literally anywhere else.
Someone from another universe casually says,
"Korn, tell me who that is."
Y/N, who was already at the stands after being beated up, and was extremely hungry...
"...Corndog..."
Silence.
Piccolo slowly looks over.
"What?"
Y/N blinks.
"...Nothing."
"...I just suddenly want a corndog."
Krillin sighs.
"You've got food on the brain."
"I haven't eaten in hours."
"You had three lunches."
Whis, standing nearby with his staff, hears this exchange.
"...Corndog?"
Y/N nods solemnly.
"His name kind of sounds like corndog."
Whis considers this for exactly three seconds.
"..."
"...It does."
That should have been the end of it.
It was not.
About twenty minutes later...
Korn is mentioned again.
Whis quietly whispers,
"...Corndog."
Y/N immediately loses it.
"You hear it too!"
"I do."
Beerus pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Oh no."
Unfortunately...
Cus has exceptional hearing.
She floats over, curious.
"What are you two talking about?"
Whis points toward the arena.
"Korn."
"...Corndog."
Cus repeats it experimentally.
"..."
"...Corndog."
"..."
"...It does sound similar."
From that moment onward...
Every single time someone says Korn's name...
Three voices can be heard somewhere in the audience.
"Corndog."
Nobody remembers why.
It's simply become law.
The other Angels are...concerned.
Vados blinks.
"...What are they doing?"
Martinu looked at them.
"I believe they are participating in what mortals call an 'inside joke.'"
"It seems highly contagious."
Korn notices.
"..."
Every.
Single.
Time.
He hears someone enthusiastically yell,
"CORNDOG!"
...right after his name.
At first he assumes mortals simply have unusual customs.
Then he notices...
It's always the same three people.
Y/N.
Whis.
Cus.
"..."
He chooses not to ask.
He fears the answer.
One day, after the tournament...
Korn quietly approaches Whis.
"...May I ask something?"
"Of course."
"...What is..."
"...a corndog?"
Whis smiles politely.
"I have absolutely no idea."
"You've been saying that a lot."
"I know."
Months later, Y/N finally buys a corndog from a festival on Earth.
Whis, naturally, wants to know what inspired the obsession.
Y/N hands him one.
He takes a thoughtful bite.
"..."
"...Oh."
Another bite.
"...These are rather delightful."
From across the courtyard, Beerus hears Whis happily announce,
"I understand now."
Beerus doesn't even look up from his food.
"I don't want to."
Meanwhile, Korn receives a package from Universe 7.
Can we see a Shin/Reader/Zamasu sequel? These are fun requests!
What if a human showed two kaioshin Halloween?
Zamasu: for this holiday, do you have to dress up as a demonic clown and ask for candy? I don't think having a holiday makes you any more of a clown than you really are, human
Zamasu: and why aren't you in a costume, are you in your regular clothes?
reader: oh! I'm in a costume!
reader: *clips the “emotional and mental stability” piece of paper onto his sweatshirt*
Shin: you have no idea how scared I am about this.
—
Shin before:
Shin-reader: My dear friend, if before I was only worried about Goku's rage over his potential to destroy the universe, then your mental state adds to my worry for you. I'm not sure I'm capable of having so many heart attacks after so many years of existence.
Shin now:
Shin and the reader, when they see Goku or any villain dead again (or when they're told about that cave dinosaur Zamasu once killed): mood
Zamasu: Are you okay????
—
Human, about once a month, during his painful cycle: What if we let Zamasu off the leash?
Shin, no longer uneasy at the human's words: I don't think that would make you feel better.
You might not believe it, but I don't remember the post this would be prequel to, and I'm to lazy to look for it :v Anyway, hope you like this :)
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After everything that happened, Shin thought he had finally experienced every possible kind of stress a Kaioshin could endure.
He was wrong.
Because apparently, adding one human with questionable ideas and one reformed Zamasu to the same room created a completely new category of divine anxiety.
Halloween was supposed to be simple.
A harmless human tradition.
A day where mortals dressed up, ate sweets, and enjoyed frightening stories.
At least, that was what Y/N explained.
Zamasu listened with a deeply unimpressed expression.
"So let me understand this, you dress yourself as terrifying creatures... Then go from door to door demanding candy?"
Y/N nodded.
"Exactly!"
Zamasu crossed his arms.
"I see. So this holiday requires you to dress like a demonic clown and beg strangers for food."
A pause.
"I must say, having a holiday does not make you any less of a clown than you already are, human."
Y/N gasped.
"Wow. Rude."
Shin immediately looked tired.
"Zamasu..."
"What? I am merely making an observation."
Zamasu looked Y/N up and down.
"And why are you not wearing a costume?"
"You are simply wearing your regular clothes."
Y/N smiled proudly.
"Oh, no."
"I'm dressed up."
Both Kaioshin looked confused.
Then Y/N calmly pulled out a piece of paper and clipped it onto her sweatshirt.
It read:
EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL STABILITY
Silence.
Shin slowly covered his face.
"I have no idea whether I should be concerned or impressed."
Zamasu stared at the sign.
"..."
"Human."
"Yes?"
"That is not how costumes work."
"It's a very realistic one."
Shin sighed.
"That is exactly why I am worried."
Shin remembered a time when his biggest concern was Goku accidentally destroying the universe.
Now?
Now he had Y/N.
Before:
"If I was already worried about Goku's overwhelming power, I fear your behavior may cause me several more centuries of stress."
Now:
Shin and Y/N watching another villain get defeated:
"..."
"..."
"At this point, I am too tired to react."
"Same."
Zamasu looked between them.
"Are you both alright?"
"No."
"Not really."
"Understandable."
Once a month, without fail, Y/N would appear looking exhausted.
Shin immediately recognized the expression.
"Oh no."
"What?"
"No."
"Please don't say it."
Y/N looked up.
"What if we let Zamasu off the leash?"
Shin stared.
The old Shin would have panicked.
The old Shin would have started explaining the dangers.
The old Shin would have wondered if the universe was doomed.
The current Shin simply sighed.
"I don't think that would make you feel better."
Y/N frowned.
"You didn't even hesitate."
"I have known you for too long."
Zamasu looked offended.
"I am standing right here."
"Exactly why we are concerned."
Somehow, despite everything...
Shin had to admit something.
Y/N had changed things.
Zamasu was still Zamasu.
Still dramatic.
Still overly serious.
Still incapable of understanding half of human traditions.
But he laughed more.
And Y/N...
Y/N somehow managed to make two Kaioshin who had spent years worrying about the fate of mortals sit together and enjoy something as simple as Halloween.
Even if Shin's lifespan was probably shortened because of it.
"Happy Halloween, Shin!"
"...Happy Halloween, Y/N."
"And Zamasu?"
"I refuse to participate in this ridiculous tradition."
Different AU's, brief explanations and some facts about them!
Including some written, mentioned and new ones.
Last updated: 6/30/2026
KC AU
Son Cecily and Krillin made a promise right after Piccolo Jr. was defeated that if by the time they were 23 and didn't have partners, they would marry each other. Krillin said it as a joke after seeing Goku marry right away. Cecily took this seriously and was outside his door on the night he turned 23 asking to marry him.
Cecily and Krillin get married before the events of DBZ.
Had a small wedding on the sly since they didn't care too much on big gestures (also to save up on money for the future).
Master Roshi does a double take when he finds out two of his former students got married and didn't tell anyone.
Krillin is best husband.
Cecily loves holding her smaller husband in tight hugs.
Capsule Monsters AU
Seto Brief's card game is a success and decides to throw a city wide card tournament with the latest holograms and duel disks. Everything is all fun and games until something dark and sinister threatens the world again. How do you stop such a threat? By playing the game.
Includes all of Yu-Gi-Oh based Buddies.
Gohan and Videl join in.
Set right after Buu Saga.
Z fighters can't fist fight their way through this one.
Uncle Cooler AU
Sunny was just a few years old when she stumbles across an alien that looked just like her and deemed him to be her new friend. Cooler came to this planet to train the icjin egg sent here to be better than his awful little brother. Plans change when he finds out the egg housing the large power level turned out to be a girl. Something very rare in his species.
Cooler becomes an uncle thanks to plot.
Sunny claims yet another uncle figure.
Turns out being a "Son" means befriending at least one former bad guy.
Blind eyes can see AU
Cecily has lived her whole life blind and is fine about it. Mostly. There have been chances to return her sight with the Dragon Balls, but there always seemed to be bigger problems that made her wish seem selfish. Things change drastically after Cecily makes a wonderful banquet for Whis, Beerus and that Kai's. One small mention of wishing to see their faces enjoying her food, she gets a light tap on the head and everything turns very colorful.
Whis just casually altering someone's life like it's no big deal.
Cecily get flashbanged by colors.
Tarble's husband senses are tingling.
Oldest, younger, youngest AU
Radtiz is brought back to life after Goku instructed Kami and the other Z fighter to have him help in training. They need all the help they can get before the Saiyan's arrive. Cecily becomes much more active in fighting after finally meeting Goku's blood brother. Looks like she has another brother to work with.
Cecily is collecting brother figures like rocks.
Radtiz refuses to even think about Cecily as a sister.
Goku soon realizes that he has two older siblings while on King Kai's planet.
Wrong Gohan AU
Gohan dies in a fight and it's time to bring him back with the Dragon Balls. Only one problem. The wish brought back Son Gohan... As in Grandpa Gohan.
Old Gohan is wondering where in the world he is and why one of the people staring at him looks like his grandson--Oh!
Gohan is in Other World freaking out and wondering why the others haven't wished him back yet.
Goku is having new flavors of mental breakdown.
During Super.
Saiyan Cecily AU
Cecily is Goku's blood twin. They both escape to Earth in a pod by their parents. Son Gohan has just been promoted to Grandpa after finding twins in his backyard.
Cecily is still blind.
Goku and Cecily's tails are almost always near one another.
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Tarly (Son Cecily x Tarble)
Canon: Yes
Status: In Progress
Fun Fact: Cecily was given a free wish and instead of wishing for her sight, she wished for every saiyan (including half saiyans) to have their tails again. Tarble fell even harder for the woman he loved and constantly used his new tail to cling to his wife.
KC (Son Krillin x Cecily)
Canon: No
Status: Established
Fun Fact: Cecily and Krillin made a promise right after Piccolo was defeated that if by the time they were 23 and didn't have partners, they would marry each other. Krillin said it as a joke after seeing Goku marry right away. Cecily took this seriously and was outside his door on the night he turned 23 asking to marry him.
Charza (Frieza x Char)
Canon: Debating
Status: Complicated
Fun Fact: Considering how Frieza leaves Earth so often, Char doesn't exactly trust him with their son. He is still on thin ice and doing his redemption arc. Frieza has to swallow every insult he has the moment he is told that Vegeta and Goku are more trust worthy than he is and get to watch Kuriza without supervision.
Gochar (Goku x Char)
Canon: No
Status: Established
Fun Fact: Char named Piccolo as Gohan's Godfather before the child was born. Goku was completely behind it, even managing to take a picture of the day the green man was told the news. They still have the shocked photo in their family scrap book.
Sun Mip (Son Sunny x Mip)
Canon: Yes
Status: Pre-Established
Fun Fact: Imp once broke his arm after trying to spar a bit harder with Sunny. Mr. Satan outright banned him from going anywhere near Sunny until he was better. Buu stood guard to make sure he didn't escape. Sunny thought he didn't want to see her again afterwards and kept all contact and touch at an extreme minimal.
Yuto (Yugi Mooto x Seto Briefs)
Canon: Pending
Status: Pre Established
Fun Fact: Seto is convinced that the reason he keeps wanting to see and be around Yugi was to settle their score. That's how Vegeta acts around Uncle Goku, this is definitely the same thing. Yugi meanwhile wonders why Seto's stares and mannerisms are starting to mirror Mr. Vegeta's so much
The sun was pleasantly shining, the birds were singing, the flower beds were at full bloom, the vegetables and fruits had no signs of pests, and best of all the quiet sounds of nature were all that Kisara could hear. The woman walked out of her home with her watering cans and began thinking about how to prepare dinner.
Given that the kids always came around at some point during the week, it was always a good idea to cook a little extra. Especially given that three of them were half saiyans. She was lucky enough that Gohan’s daughter was still in the bottle phase and wouldn’t be eating solid foods just yet.
Kisara had been contemplating had vegetables to put in the salad when she sensed two ki signatures heading her way. They didn’t seem to be in a rush or express any sort of panic; they must have come over for a visit.
The two men touched down a few feet away from the house.
“I still don’t know why you have to come.” Seto huffed. Gohan just laughed. “I’m your moral support remember?”
Kisara smiled and turned to the boys. “Boys, its lovely to see you two today. What’s the occasion?”
“Can’t we just visit because we want to?” Seto lightly jabbed as he was pulled into a hug by the white haired woman. She chuckled. “You can, but judging by Gohan’s little comment, I’m guessing you two came because of something else.”
Gohan smiled and hugged the woman. “You got that right Auntie. Do you want me to tell her or should I?”
A small blush took over the taller man’s cheeks. “Don’t you dare—”
“Seto want to take someone out on a date.”
“Gohan!”
Seto tried tackling his pseudo brother, but the half Saiyan proved too quick for him and easily dodged the attack. Kisara couldn’t help but squeal with delight.
“You fancy someone! Who is she? Or he? Just who caught your eye, Seto!”
Seto’s blush had started to expand to his ears. It reminded Kisara a lot of how Vegeta blushed the first time she had teased him about liking Bulma. But before anyone could hear what he had to say, another power level caught their attention. This one was coming fast and slightly erratic.
The worst part of it was all three of them knew who’s ki signature that was.
Sunny barely touched down to the ground before she threw herself straight at her auntie’s torso. The woman immediately grunted and readjusted her footing before she heard it.
The cries.
“Sunny? Sunny what happened?” Kisara began inspecting the alien girl for any signs of injuries. There wasn’t any physical damage, however, there were lettuce remains, a plastered tomato and egg shells on her body.
“Au-Au-Auntiiieee!” She cried, burying her face further into the dragon woman’s torso, hugging tightly.
Seto and Gohan, who were also inspecting the damage, gently tried prying her fingers from off of their auntie.
“Sunny? Sunny what happened?” Gohan asked gently.
“Who hurt you?” Demanded Seto.
Kisara shot the boys a look before gently tapping the girl’s horns.
“Sweetie, we can’t help you if we don’t know what happened? Care to tell us why you have all this on you?”
Sunny shook her head and clung tighter. “Ca-Can you ju-just hold me, please?” Sunny quietly pleaded.
The dragon woman carefully hoisted the girl better in her arms and began carrying her inside. She glanced at the boys reassuringly. “We can talk later; I’ll update you both if something new happens.”
The men nodded before flying off, much slower than their usual speed.
Kisara gently hushed the crying girl. “Come now, I’ve got a bit tub of that spicy dipping sauce you like. After we eat, then would you like to tell your auntie what happened?”
There was a small nod and sniffle. A good enough sign for the woman to start thinking what size bowl to dish the dip in. She had a feeling this would be a long talk.
Dbs characters reacting to a reader who is very similar to them
Note:Hi there! I wanted to apologize for my absence, so I thought I'd spoil you! I tried to include as many characters as possible, and even though it was quite difficult, I finally did it. I worked on it for literally two weeks (😭) and tried to make it as accurate to the characters as possible. But since it's the first time I've written for some of them, I apologize if I didn't capture them perfectly
Characters:Goku,Vegeta,Gohan,Piccolo,Lord Beerus,Future Trunks,Android 17,Broly,Frieza and Goku Black
Son Goku
When Goku first meets you,it's like looking into a mirror, and he is absolutely thrilled about it. As we all know Goku is deeply driven by his desire to fight strong opponents,has a pure-hearted nature, and a somewhat oblivious & carefree attitude. Finding someone who matches that exact wavelength makes him feel like he has found the ultimate training partner and best friend rolled into one.
If you share his bottomless appetite and lack of social filter, Goku is the first one to drag you to a buffet. He loves having someone who does not scold him for eating too much or acting inappropriately at formal events (unlike Chi-Chi or Bulma). Instead, the two of you are usually found vibing in the background of Capsule Corp parties, completely ignoring the conversation in favor of inhaling mountains of food.
When it comes to training,he is SO excited. Most people in his life either tolerate his obsession with fighting or actively try to stop him, so having you constantly asking "Hey, want to spar?" is a dream come true. He doesn't hold back that much with you because he knows you share his thrill for battle. You understand his need to push past limits,and he respects yours.
However, your shared recklessness means that Piccolo or Vegeta often have to step in and yell at both of you when your sparring matches threaten to destroy the surrounding landscape. Goku just laughs it off, rubbing the back of his neck, and you probably do the same.
Vegeta
To be honest Vegeta is initially extremely irritated by you, primarily because you reflect the exact traits he tries to project: unyielding pride, a blunt tongue, and a refusal to back down from a challenge. When you walk into the room with that same haughty energy, his first instinct is to show you that no matter what you think,he is better than you
Your dynamic starts off entirely as a rivalry. If you make a blunt comment, he immediately fires one back. He respects your pride, but he will never admit it out loud. Instead, he shows his respect by treating you as a genuine equal in training. He pushes you to your absolute breaking point in the Gravity Room, and when you refuse to yield,just as he would,he feels a surge of begrudging admiration. You are one of the few people he actually listens to,simply because your bluntness cuts through the noise, and he appreciates someone who does not sugarcoat things.
As you spend more time together, that shared stubbornness turns into a unique bond:you both have a tendency to hide your softer emotions behind a wall of grumpiness (classic tsundere behavior lol) but when you do something genuinely kind or show vulnerability, he understands exactly how much effort it took for you to drop your guard, because he struggles with the exact same thing.
He will never be overly affectionate in public,but he will stand shoulder to shoulder with you,crossing his arms and smirking when you put someone else in their place. To Vegeta, having you around is somehow infuriating,challenging, and deeply comforting all at once.
Gohan
Gohan is incredibly relieved to meet you. Meeting someone who shares his academic passions and calm demeanor is a breath of fresh air for him, especially in a universe filled with space tyrants and monsters who try to conquer the planet every 3 months.
Your relationship is built on quiet and domestic comfort. He loves sitting in the same room with you, surrounded by stacks of books and research papers, just enjoying the comfortable silence. He finally has someone he can excitedly talk to about his academic findings without their eyes glazing over (like Goku's do). You understand his desire to live a normal life, and he appreciates that you never pressure him to train or fight when he doesn't want to.
However,in this case you also share his hidden depths. Gohan is notoriously terrifying when his loved ones are threatened, possessing a deep yet dormant power that surfaces when he is pushed too far. He recognizes that same protective instinct in you. If a threat arises and you drop your gentle demeanor to step up and fight,he is both amazed and slightly intimidated. It creates a deep mutual understanding between you two: you both prefer peace, but you are absolutely willing to throw hands if someone threatens the people you care about. Gohan feels entirely safe with you, knowing that you are the perfect balance of a brilliant mind and a protective heart.
Piccolo
The stoic and pragmatic namekian would initially observe you with an almost suspicious eye. It doesn't really matter which version of him you're thinking of,because he always remains the strategic mind of the Z-Fighters, often acting as a mentor and guardian,particularly to Gohan and Pan. When he encounters someone who perfectly mirrors his behavior he finds himself in an unfamiliar, yet not unwelcome, situation.
Your interactions with Piccolo would be characterized by efficient communication and unspoken understanding. There would be no need for frivolous small talk; you both appreciate directness and honesty. If you share his strategic mind, he might find himself consulting you on battle plans, valuing your objective insights.
He would also appreciate that you don't shy away from difficult truths, much like himself. And he might even find a strange comfort in your shared silence,because you both know that if you have nothing to say, it's more valuable to remain silent.
However, it's your shared protective instinct that would truly forge a bond. Piccolo's gruff exterior hides a profound loyalty to those he cares about. When he sees you display the same fierce resolve to defend others,especially the innocent,he recognizes a kind spirit in you. Since he's not the best at it he might not express it verbally, but his actions would show his respect and trust. He would implicitly rely on you in a crisis, knowing you would act decisively and selflessly. While he might never openly admit it,having someone as equally composed and reliable as you by his side would be a quiet reassurance in a chaotic universe.
Lord Beerus
Well...that's going to be a very particular match.
He is a being of immense power,characterized by unpredictable moods,an insatiable appetite,and a certain capriciousness that often comes out...Is it bad? Well, imagine having two.
When he encounters somebody who embodies his own traits, his reaction would be a mix of amusement, intrigue, and perhaps a touch of annoyance at having his own quirks reflected back at him. Initially,Beerus might find your similar temperament either entertaining or mildly irritating (it's probably gonna be the second one).
But with time,if you share his penchant for napping at inconvenient times or demanding the finest culinary delights,he might see you as a fellow connoisseur. He would certainly appreciate your discerning palate and might even begrudgingly share his favorite dishes with you, or at least tolerate your presence while he eats. Your shared capriciousness means that you both might switch moods on a dime,leading to unpredictable but never dull interactions.
However, it's your shared power and underlying sense of self-importance that would truly capture his attention. Beerus respects strength above all else. If you possess a similar aura of effortless power (don't ask me how) and a tendency to get your way, he would acknowledge you almost as an equal.
He might challenge you to petty contests, not necessarily of strength, but perhaps of who can find the best dessert or who can sleep longer.
While he would never admit to being fond of anyone,your presence would add an interesting dynamic to his otherwise routine existence of destroying planets and eating. He might even find himself subtly protecting you, not out of affection, but because you are a unique individual who strangely kinda of understands him.
Future Trunks
When he meets a reader who shares his core traits, he would feel an immediate, profound connection and a sense of understanding he rarely experiences
Your presence would be a source of quiet comfort and strength for him. He would appreciate your earnestness and your genuine desire to help,as it mirrors his own. If you share his resilience, he would see in you someone who understands the struggles of enduring hardship and fighting for a better future.
He would find solace in discussing his fears and hopes with you, knowing you would listen with the same empathy and seriousness he offers to others. You would be one of the few people who truly grasps the depth of his experiences without needing extensive explanations.
Romantically, this shared understanding would be crazy. He would be drawn to your inner strength and your compassionate heart,feeling safe and understood in your presence, a feeling that is rare for him. He would cherish your gentle nature, but also respect your unwavering resolve when faced with adversity. Your shared empathy would actually mean you both instinctively know how to support each other, perfectly offering quiet reassurance or a fierce defense when needed. He would never see you just as a companion, but as a fellow survivor and a beacon of hope, someone who truly understands the silent battles he fights every day and is actively involved in helping him fight them.
Android 17
Here we are talking about his DBS version,where he has evolved significantly from his villainous past. He is now characterized by his calm demeanor,fierce independence,and above all deep commitment to protecting nature:consequently, he values so much his freedom and the quiet life he has built as a park ranger.
Your interactions with Android 17 would be understated and respectful. He would appreciate your calm and collected nature,finding it a refreshing contrast to the often chaotic personalities around him. If you share his love for independence,he would respect your space and expect the same in return. There would be no need for grand gestures; in fact quiet companionship and mutual understanding would be the foundation of your bond. He might find himself enjoying your company on his patrols, appreciating your shared observations of nature.
His protectiveness, now extended to the wildlife and those who he considers family, would resonate with your own. If you demonstrate a similar dedication to a cause or to protecting those weaker than yourself, he would acknowledge it with a nod of approval. He's not one for effusive praise, but his actions would speak volumes. He might subtly ensure your safety, or offer practical assistance without being asked.
He would see you as someone who understands the importance of living life on your own terms, finding purpose in quiet dedication, and standing firm in your convictions. In you,Android 17 would find a rare individual who truly understands his unique perspective on life and his chosen path.
Broly
In his DBS version he is kind of a gentle giant at heart,shy and socially awkward,BUT very prone to emotional outbursts when pushed too far. His immense power is often a burden, and he actively struggles with controlling it. When he encounters a reader who mirrors these traits he would find an unspoken understanding,but at the same time he would get very confused.
Initially Broly would be drawn to your quiet presence,after all he’s not used to people who don’t demand things from him or try to exploit his strength. Your shared shyness would create a comfortable silence between you, a space where neither of you feels pressured to either perform or conform. He would observe you from a distance, perhaps offering small,hesitant gestures of kindness like sharing a piece of fruit or sitting near you during a quiet moment. He would really appreciate your gentle nature, as it reminds him of Cheelai and Lemo, the few people who have shown him genuine compassion.
However, it’s your shared latent power and emotional volatility that would truly connect you. Broly knows the terror of losing control,of having immense power surge through you driven by deep-seated emotions. When he witnesses your own power manifest, perhaps in a moment of intense stress or anger, he wouldn’t be afraid. Instead, he would feel a profound empathy. He would instinctively understand the struggle, the fear, and the raw emotion behind it. This shared experience would forge a unique bond, one built on mutual understanding and a silent promise to help each other navigate the complexities of their overwhelming emotions. He would become fiercely protective of you, seeing you as someone who truly understands his inner turmoil, and in turn, he would trust you implicitly with his own fragile peace.
Frieza
What can we say...he remains the epitome of aristocratic malice,cunning intelligence,and ruthless ambition. He is elegant, enjoys psychological torment, and views most beings as beneath him, existing only to serve his whims or be destroyed. (Here again,If that seems bad to you, imagine two of them.)
When he encounters a reader who possesses these same refined,manipulative,and power hungry traits, his reaction would be one of intrigued amusement, seeing a potential ally or a fascinating rival.
Frieza would initially be captivated by your similar demeanor. Your elegant posture,your sharp wit, and your ability to subtly manipulate situations would not go unnoticed. He would appreciate your refined tastes and your disdain for the crude and uncultured. Conversations with you would be a delightful game of chess,each of you testing the other’s intellect and resolve. He would also enjoy your sarcastic remarks and your ability to cut others down with a well placed word, mirroring his own verbal cruelty.
Your shared ambition and ruthlessness would be the foundation of a dangerous yet compelling relationship. Frieza respects power and those who are willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it. If you demonstrate a similar drive for dominance and a lack of moral compunction,he would see you as a kindred spirit. He might even offer you a position within his ranks,not out of genuine camaraderie, but because he recognizes your utility and the entertainment you provide.
He would enjoy watching you navigate political landscapes or crush opponents,finding a perverse satisfaction in your shared capacity for evil. While trust would always be a precarious concept with Frieza, he would afford you a unique level of respect, acknowledging you as one of the very few who truly understands the exquisite pleasure of absolute power and the art of its acquisition.
Goku Black
This man is defined by his extreme narcissism, his zealous belief in his own divine justice, and his appreciation for aesthetic perfection, particularly in his own power and form. He views mortals as a blight and himself as a god destined to purify the universe. When he encounters a reader who shares this profound sense of self-importance, a fervent belief in their own righteous cause, and an appreciation for elegance and power, he would see not just a reflection, but perhaps a worthy disciple or even a divine counterpart.
Black would be immediately drawn to your aura of superiority and your unwavering conviction. He would find your self-assuredness and your disdain for the mundane aspects of mortal existence to be refreshing. Conversations with him would quickly turn philosophical, revolving around concepts of justice,beauty,and the inherent flaws of mortal beings. He would appreciate your eloquent arguments and your ability to articulate a vision of a purified world, echoing his own grandiose ideals. He might even find your presence aesthetically pleasing,seeing a sorta of reflection of the divine beauty he believes he perfecty embodies.
Your shared zealotry and narcissistic tendencies would surely create an intense dynamic... Black would see in you someone who truly understands his divine mission and the necessity of his brutal actions. He would revel in your shared belief that you are both destined for greatness,perhaps even to reshape the cosmos.
He will train with you,not to make you stronger than him, but to refine your power and ensure it aligns with his vision of perfection. He would enjoy your admiration, but also respect your own self-admiration, seeing it as a sign of your divine nature.
If we're being honest, you're very unlikely to be a mortal in this, so you're better off being a kai or some sort of deity...after all he's looking for a reflection of his own godhood and a companion in his glorious crusade. (yeah you're basically taking zamasu's place😭)
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