#darui headcanons

KISAME

Out of the ones I’ve done so far Kisame is the least likely to have four kids and I can’t see him being a kid-friendly kinda guy. Sure, he can get along with them but they just are not for him. He understands the appeal of someone wanting to have children but he’s not up for it.  

If his s/o was somehow able to talk him into having a child or adopting a child, I highly doubt it though, it’s not going to be a fun time. If someone that really doesn’t want a child ends up with a child nothing about the situation is going to be good. He’ll raise them but every step is a struggle. Kisame isn’t going to really know how to take care of a child and if his s/o has a sucky talk about raising a child with their friends/family or read a book it’s going to be hard. Both of them would be overwhelmed and frustrated. People can read books and have a thousand talks about taking care of a child but nothing really prepares anyone for the real thing.

Some people are not meant to have children and some people do not want children. I put that in bold and italics because for some reason this is something that’s quite hard for others to grasp.  

NARUTO

He might have four kids, but again he doesn’t have that much experience with raising children or having a great role model for this. I could see Naruto getting better as the number of children he has increases. Buuuuut it’s going to be something interesting to watch happen.

When his s/o brings the subject up the first time he’s a little hesitant to say yes. He will definitely think about his next words and probably give them a vague answer that doesn’t mean yes or no.  Eventually, he will give them a straight answer. If it’s a yes, he’ll most likely plan out the time to get bizzay so it’s not complete chaos when they start having babies.

Okay do y’all know the Eh Bee Family? That’s Naruto’s family. The craziest stuff happens in this house but his kids aren’t total jerks. They’re actually really sweet kids. They probably have designated movie nights or game nights.

DARUI

Hmmmm Darui is a tough one for me. He might be the type of person that’ll swing either way. He wouldn’t oppose having that many kids but he also wouldn’t totally agree with it. I could see him being the person that wonders if he truly made the right choice when he agreed to have four kids. There are a lot of parents that think about this in the middle of the night so it’s something normal.

Depending on who he has kids with they’re gonna be some smart kids. But annoyingly smart. Like omg, why is this kid like this kind of kid. Darui can handle this but sometimes it gets really annoying and he does try to stay level-headed the whole time but everyone will snap eventually.

☰ Darui

■ Is very sympathetic about your situation but he doesn’t baby you or pity you, he just wants to help you however he can. If there’s something he can do to make you feel better or comfort you he’ll be happy to, even if it’s just cuddling with you and watching movies

■ He doesn’t try to act like he understands what it’s like or like he knows how it feels, because he doesn’t but he is understanding of the fact that you are going through some thing painful and upsetting and will do what he can to ease your pain,

■ It can even push him to learn about what it’s like and read about phantom limb pain, for he can possibly understand better and do something to help or at least better understand what you’re going through.

■ He is very loving and caring if you need to yell, cry or all of the above he will be there to comfort you, and be a listening ear. He is also patient and understands if you get snippy with him, he will not get mad at you for it.

■ He also sticks by your side through your pain to try and comfort you and take your mind off what you’re going through. Doing one of your favorite things, watching one of your favorite movies ordering take out from your favorite places, playing one of your favorite games, whatever you want he’ll do.

☰ C

■ Doesn’t know how you feel or what you’re going through but he is there for you and tries to support you however he can, which makes him very loving and affectionate towards you, hugging or cuddling with you.

■ He tries his best to take your mind off your pain and what you are going through, and whatever you want to do. If you want to stay home and cuddle in bed or if you want to move around and go somewhere like the Zoo or out to eat, star gaze, swimming anything

■ Doesn’t know what to do to help you but will do anything he can and anything you ask of him, because he doesn’t want you to be hurting alone. So even if all he can do is sit with you and talk, listen and hold your hand or hug you.

■ Is very positive but understanding because he will try to be positive to cheer you up, but also won’t force it if you are upset or angry because he won’t want to accidentally make you mad at him.

Oooh yes! Sorry that it’s short, though, it was kinda hard to come up with stuff haha

Darui is totally the boyfriend who messes around with his s/o’s glasses. Like taking them right off their face and putting them on himself so he can poke fun at how bad their eyesight is.

He’s not mean about it, but it does get a tad annoying for his s/o when he randomly comes along and steals their glasses.

DARUI

He’s a pretty chill dude to be married to. Darui is pretty family oriented so setting up family time with him isn’t hard. He’s the type of person where family time must happen and only extreme or reasonable cases can cause someone not to be present during family time. He LOVES to have a game night or have a fun dinner.

Darui likes a “boring” marriage. It’s only considered boring because that’s what others view it as, but he sees it as a happy routine. He does spice up the relationship with a fun surprise or date.

He’s not the perfect partner, no one is, but Darui does work to be a good husband. He will help around the house and arrange important dates when it is needed. If his partner doesn’t say yes for help the first time he asks them he won’t ask again. Darui’s laidback personality does make his partner think he’s not all ears most of the time. He reassures them that he pays attention to everything and tries to be more…excitable.

LEE

What a grand husband. He takes care of his partner’s every need without overwhelming them. Lee enjoys taking care of his partner and if that bothers them all they have to do is tell him to tone it down. He’s just the type of person that gets great joy out of knowing that his partner is happy.

Lee is strict when it comes to schedules and his workout routine. He will try to get his partner in on the fabulous exercise routine that keeps up his youth and manliness. He will compromise with them…most of the time.

This is a tough one for Darui. Dealing with someone that’s so emotionally conflicted is really hard for him to handle and most of the time he’s not completely sure how to handle them. In general, he tries not to be too harsh when shit hits the fan but sometimes his own frustration gets the best of him.  Honestly, he’d be in this relationship for a while until someone tells him that he needs to fix it. Being in a relationship with someone that’s so emotionally conflicted can be hard on both partners. No one is perfect but it’s something that they definitely need to work on. Being with someone like this can be damaging and they should always work to improve themselves.

He really dislikes the fact that she has such a short temper and can’t handle it when people get upset with them over it. Darui is someone that will immediately see their temper as his own fault so at some point someone needs to tell him it’s not him. Dealing with a person that has a short fuse can bring out the worst in him and will only make the situation first. He’s going to need to develop a calmer attitude around them to get them off on the right track. It’s not his job to help them solve this but he can be there to support them. He needs to be patient with them, really try not to get into it with them over petty problems, and take a step back to figure out what the real problem is when they get like that. When they realize that they’ve gone off on him or someone else over something trivial and apologize Darui will make sure they understand why there wasn’t a reason for them to get so worked up in the first place. If their attitude doesn’t improve the longer, they are together or at the very least lessen I can see Darui leaving them because they refuse to help themselves.  

Darui can handle them not wanting to deal with conflict since he doesn’t want to argue with them all the time. However, considering they seem to be the one initiating a lot of petty conflicts he struggles with this aspect of them. It confuses him that they aren’t afraid to start arguments with their short temper but clam up when confronted with an argument or being around them. He does not understand it.

He can deal with a partner that has low self-esteem/can’t take a compliment. Once they’ve been with him for a while he is their number one hype man. A day doesn’t go by without him complimenting them. They are going to have to accept his compliments whether they like it or not. Eventually, his compliments get to them and everything gets boosted, which hopefully changes how they handle other things.

Maybe a bouquet of flowers? Maybe a sincere apology? Maybe a free spa day or something??? He’s kind of at a loss, to be honest. He knows he’s already apologized a million times so he has to think of something else. He would most likely get her something that’s her favorite or take her to her favorite restaurant but would hopefully give her some space if need be.  

He would probably be a bit offended if she refuses his peace offerings and wants to be left alone. He’d be offended but he’d also understand why.  

Since Darui is someone in a high position in the workforce he’d most likely be a big person on communication and this is the saving grace of the relationship. Once both of them have cooled off and they try to solve the original problem things start to iron themselves out. His goal is to solve the problem and prevent it from resurfacing later on. Does this actually work? Sometimes. But he also seems like the type of person that would put this on the backburner if he was “too busy.”

If it was her fault Darui won’t keep getting in her face and constantly say that it was her fault to begin with. He will try to turn the problem around so it’s both of their problems and not just her problem. This is not entirely a great idea especially if she continues to try to put the blame on him. It just doesn’t work and might lead to another, less heated, argument over time.

One of his big faults in arguments is definitely the makeup period. If he is truly unsure about figuring out a way to solve things he might act like the argument never happened for a while. This is one of the worst things anyone could do after an argument. During this time, she might be passive-aggressive towards him because she’s still mad and that would just encourage him to keep giving her more space, which causes this ignorant bliss period to last even longer. The tensions between them get higher and every little thing the other person does just pisses them off. Not good. 0/10 Would not recommend ever doing this.

A sincere apology would sometimes work but after such a huge argument like this, it’s not gonna happen. He’s going to have to reach far and do the impossible. If he was at fault he would need to explain why he was and at the very least be respectful and understand why she was upset. I don’t mean just say he “get it” really ponder and wonder why she felt that way and why their argument ended up with them screaming at each other and her storming away. He would have to show that he actually thought about her side of the argument.

Oh man, he is not gonna handle this well. Darui doesn’t like arguments to begin with and him getting into an argument with his s/o just makes everything worse. If the argument started small and continued to escalate he’d try to calm her down. If it gets to the point that he starts to get frustrated and yells too it’s going to be heated.

When an argument like this happens they are without a doubt at home. It might have started somewhere in public but for the sake of everyone else around them, they’ll hold off and talk about it later. Darui will hold the start of it in the back of his head and when they get home he’s not going to be the one that brings it up again. This will make her think he’s forgotten about it and she will absolutely bring it up again if she’s that type of person. If not that will be the end of it.

As soon as she starts it up again he’s gonna roll his eyes or let out a quiet huff. This man just fueled the fire deep within her heart. As I said before he’ll try to calm her down and he’ll be apologizing the whole time. This just causes her to get angrier at him because he keeps apologizing and she’ll see it as an empty apology.

When the yelling starts Darui tries to be the calm one in the situation. He wants to deal with the situation quick and easy, but if she’s unyielding then he’ll take a different approach. When he gets frustrated and starts yelling back it will definitely surprise her but she won’t back down. The whole thing ends up with them yelling at each other and being at the other’s throat. It’s not a pretty sight and they will definitely regret their argument getting to this point later on.

Darui is obviously a more laid-back individual so when it’s a lazy morning it is a LAZY morning. Everyone is sleeping in, even their pets if they have any. Everyone knows it’s about that time when no one gets out of bed at their usual time. His s/o takes full advantage of his personality and kicks back and relaxes. They might sleep, watch a movie, or just have the news going in the background. If it’s a Saturday morning I could see Darui and his s/o watching some old cartoons like Kids WB here in America. Just for the nostalgia.

Him and his s/o shop together for groceries in the afternoon. Not every single person in town is there because they should be at work so it’s not too crowded. He’s fine with crowded areas but not something stuffy where you can barely move. He can only stand those types of crowds if his s/o is with him. It makes him feel like he’s not lost in a sea of people. They shop together as one unit unless either of them forgets to grab something then one of them will go get what is missing. One of them grabs a sweet wine on the way out if one of them had a bad day at work or knows they are going to have a bad day.

Darui may be laid-back but he has a shit ton of energy in there. This goes towards work and some sort of game with his s/o. I could see them doing a kissing game. They try to kiss each other on the cheek and whoever gets the most points by kissing the other’s cheek wins. They don’t actually win anything other than bragging rights but it’s something cute I could see him getting into. Or singing songs from different rooms and picking up where the other person left off.