Masterpost
So, Inviso-Bill—
Phantom. My name's Phantom.
Really? It's just, everyone calls you- you know?
The only people that call me by that name are the hunters who came up with it and the news for whatever reason. I've said that my name is Phantom multiple times.
It's just a rather sill- simple name, Inviso-Bill is—
About 10 times worse. And I don't really care if it's simple, that just makes it easier for people to remember, right? Like Lance Thunder, or Tiffany Snow, or Amity Park News, Or Action News or whatever you're called.
I see. Well, is it okay if I still call you Inviso-Bill? For posterity's sake. We've always referred to you as that and our viewers might get confused.
No, you may not. Even if you had assumed it to be in the past, that is not my name. In fact, I'd say that's even more reason to start using my actual name going forward. Your audience expects the truth, do they not? Shouldn't you be working to correct simple misinformation like this? Unless that's how you'll be treating the rest of the interview? Asking me questions and then inserting your own conclusions for posterity's sake.
Don't you think you're being a bit harsh? I know that you ghosts may see things differently from us humans, but-
So you just regularly call all your interviewees by the wrong name and play it off as dramatics when they correct you? Is that the human way? Because we ghosts have a certain amount of tolerance for disrespect and most don't roll over and take it if they feel slighted.
Is that a threat?
It's me saying that if you can't even get something as simple as my silly name right after I've been correcting you guys for years now, then I don't think this interview is worth my time nor attention.
Wait! Invis— Phantom!


















