Due to a life time of malnutrition, Evbo is fucking TINY. That man is 5 even and not an inch taller. He has to look up at people and everyone thinks this would make him worse at parkour because his legs are so much shorter. He'll still kick your ass if you comment on his height though.
Seawatt and EMF are both just over 6 foot tall. Yes this *does* mean Evbo is literally eye level with their chests. He can face plant in their tits without having to bend down at all, just walks right into them.
stop wardenbo sucked the nutrition out of the rest of the evboverse im crying











