hello! welcome to THE parkour civilization confessions blog!! you can submit basically anything, just don't be weird and do not sexualize the real people behind said characters, respect their boundaries first and foremost, thank you!
this blog doesn't have a set dni since most confessions will likely be anonymous and that means i don't know who's actually sending them. that being said, please no pro / neutral contact. also DSMP fans who support the problematic creators (aka tylercatastrophe adjacent) explode and die i genuinely do not care
although this is a blog mainly dedicated to parkour civilization, feel free to send in thing's about pvp civilization, vault civilization, minecraft simulation, and tabis show!
NSFW: okay, perhaps even encouraged... #Pervertπ
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TAGS: non-civ ask, freaky civ (NSFW tag), ON THE FRIDGE!! (my personal favorites), fic share (for fanfics you send in!), civ arts (for artworks based on previous asks!), voidplay (EXACTLY what it sounds like)
AU TAGS: abo civilization (pkciv / other's in the omegaverse), stage civilization (pkciv but ailen stage), squid civ (pkciv but squid games)
* this blog will have personalized tags onwards from dec 3 2024 !
(β .β Β β ββ Β β α΄β Β β ββ .β ) about me ...
fun fact: the reason why i never went by an actual name for so long was because i was genuinely SO INDECISIVE about it and figured it didn't really matter all too much since we're all having a collective jerk circle over mavbo cannibalism
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we think that it's likely for seawatt to have been aline while being a master for at least five years, in which he was probably ypung (17-20?) , so he could have met tec when 22-25 we thinks...
emf is probably just a little (2-3?) years younger than tec, since they were both born under the old man
from howtecs rule is established , it seems likely it was for (3-5/6) years? because a lot happened, but given the nature of the command blocks, it could have easily been a short timeframe
anyways agegap champseamf
AGEGAP CHAMSEAMF !!!!! π€€π€€π€€π€€ y'all know me Too Well π€€π€€π€€ anyways this is actually really cool. i love Old seawatt (though he's not really old here. It's Okay. is full of love)
pkcivbo being unwell abput pvpwatt NOW. his seawatt literally died saying that he enjoyed working with him and he is an evbo there is NO way that he was emotionally capable of being well. dude was nonchalant when hes an evbo... be fr...
pkcivbo and pvpwatt yaouri while pvpbo is busy getting killed ... pkcivbo telling pvpwatt about his seawatt like how someone talks abput a dead wife... pkcivbo wishing that pvpwatt looked more similar to his seawatt so that he could actually pretend that theyre the same.. plcivbo wanting so badly for pvpwatt to have his seawatts memories if just to see that hatred in his eyes again because that would mean his seawatt was still there in a way...
UGH. UGHHHHHHH. they literally make me sick ππ to my stomacg ππ I LOVE YOU DOOMED SEAVBO
dude we wish so BADLy that the whole 'the universe made the mace to right balance (by killing both evbos π)" was expanded on BECAUSE WHAT. the implications... the universe against evbo and nobody bats an eye π
he's Too FAWKING KYUTEE that's why they have to kill him and all his alts
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more people must invest in precanon emf and seawatt dynamics especially in the context of them working together under the champion... for our evil wants ^_^
DROOOOLLLLSSSS yes yes yesss.... emf would definitely stomp on seawatts foot and watch him writhe with a shit eating grin bro
Pvpciv evbo is literally a teenager to me im sorry he is 16 at most and tabi is 16 at least and deffinetly much older than him like at least 2 years but probly more and also his adoptive older sister also i hate straight people im sorry
i personally think he's a young adult but this hc is Cute
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EMF is actually a star being. (And is sick because of the astrophage)
Rocky is still there and is even meaner to Evbo than he was to Grace in the book.
Seawatt is a scientist back on earth, or in Strattβs position.
is this....heaven? FUCK YESSSπππππ PHM X PKCIV MY TWO MAIN INTERESTS ATM IM TWEAKINGGFF . imagine jumperwho is rocky because she's like an engineer. A Thought.
For the past week I've had an idea spinning around in my head of an au where Parkour Evbo meets Pvpbo and goes "wow shits fucked out there huh" and just starts seeking out other Evbo's to adopt them from shitty universes.... idk if this counts as a confession but it's been stuck in my brain so Yay
pkcivbo and his maternal instincts π€§π€§ let's be evbo with mama
I cannot for the life of me get a grasp on EMF's character. Maybe it's bc they have a collective total of half a minute of screentime over both movies but like. They're just so hard to characterize. Slippery like an eel or whatever
genuinely they're just so mysterious. little specimen i keep in a jar. we know more about JUMPER than emf. i really hope we get a mini movie or something that tells us who emf is, maybe even their name if we're lucky
The reason I headcanon Evbo the way I do is because I'm straight up just projecting onto his ass. I headcanon him with the same exhaustion issues I have and I give him ADHD not just because of how he acts but also because I have it. I am him he is me
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au where pkcivbo makes a deal with the mace on the basis that 'You will not stop me. You kill me, and then what? I reform. I come back. The universe will right this imbalance, and it will do so through me. You'll grow weak, the both of you. Death takes its toll, and then when I come back, what will you do?'
pkcivbo helping pvpbo with the 360 with a weight of dread in his gut, knowing that the plan won't work because of him.
pkcivbo watching back pvpbo's old video journals to find out ways to convince pvpbo either to give up being a martyr or to come to pkciv with him in order to rebalance the universe...
Pvpbo needs whack him on the head with its sword
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DUDE YES. pvpbo kills him and fixes everything and pkcivbo just feels like an actual dumbass
