#damsels

You directed five hapless knights towards different life-threatening trials. Three survived, which is three more than last year. Good job!

You acquired seven decapitated heads from men who definitely deserved it. The Maiden of the Cart, who is the standard in this area, collected 152, so you have significant room for improvement.

The knight whom you had induced to guard a tomb, on the promise that, if he guarded successfully it for seven years, you would marry him, was defeated by a passing protagonist. Big relief!

You succoured one knight while he was being unjustly imprisoned by your relatives, and helped him escape from their snake pit. He was very grateful!

So grateful, in fact, that he helped you get your castle back from those same relatives. He is now offering to marry you. This was a bit of a mixed bag. Next time try to make sure any knights you rescue in this way are gay. This should not be hard.

After a “long” while of my last post I decided to finally get around to putting peoples requests and recommendations of their fav priests into the format. Keep in mind I don’t know who most of these characters are and I mainly put them in here because they were requested and matched up to the descriptions. Id be lying if I said it wasn’t impossible to squeeze them all into one thing. Thank you all for showing off your deranged priest bbgs!

who tussles with Lancelot (Lancelot!) over his sword