How I Met Your Mother, but its Dalinar telling an increasingly upset Elhokar.

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How I Met Your Mother, but its Dalinar telling an increasingly upset Elhokar.

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Dalinar and Navani <3
I am so crazy abt them theyāre my parents
So anyway I had a blast writing some horny and saccharinely-sweet married Dalinar/Navani for @isdalinarhot 's FTH gift fic š
Dalinarš getsš peggedš aka A Sample Size of One
Full work and kind of a hot mess of tags on AO3; a little teaser excerpt below!
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The phallus Navani straps on isnāt particularly large; but then, she canāt quite imagine wanting anything huge rammed upĀ herĀ backside, either. Not that she has any experience in that particular department, on the givingĀ orĀ the receiving end.
Sheās still vaguely surprised that DalinarĀ doesĀ have that experience. Though perhaps she shouldnāt be; sheād certainly heard things about what soldiers got up to, travelling on long campaigns and sharing barracks as they did.
In any case, it had been quite the conversation she and Dalinar had had, embarrassing yet exciting all at once. Once Dalinar had made the suggestion, Navani had⦠pretty much interrogated him about what exactly he wanted. It had been rather fun watching her stoic wall of a husband blush and fidget like a youth when it came to explaining how, precisely, he wanted Navani to fuck him.
She might have teased him about it a little; Dalinar had teased her right back about taking notes of his answers.
In her defense, the notesĀ hadĀ been extremely helpful. Sheād studied them privately. And extensively.
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Someone on Reddit asked for it, so here's some Dalivani recommendations from WoR and OB eras!
Promising by chaos_monkey. Rated Explicit, 1000 words. Navani enjoys a novel experience.
During the Storm by Adamastache. Rated Explicit, 3000 words, warning for rape/noncon. Navani takes advantage of Dalinar during one of his visions.
Slippery Slope by BlindRadiant. Rated Explicit, 400 words. Navani successfully seduces Dalinar before they're married.
Oaths: Bound Together by ibeeHu. Rated Explicit, 7000 words, Dalinar and Navani's wedding night. This standalone is part of an EPIC story that follows Navani's perspective throughout the series.
Courting by Truthwatcher_Vez. Rated Teen, 800 words. Speculates on Navani and Dalinar's almost-courtship in flashback.
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Navani: [bumps into Kaladin outside of Dalinar's quarters] Oops. Wrong room.
Kaladin: Sorry. Do you need to talk to Dalinar too?
Navani: Nope. Not me.
[Navani walks away. Kaladin enters Dalinar's room]
Dalinar: [Seductively] Well hello-
Dalinar: Uh, Kaladin. Why would I be expecting someone different?