You gotta hand it to short people
because we can't reach it on our own.
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You gotta hand it to short people
because we can't reach it on our own.

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My Dad - #5
Because we make so much of our own food, we say that artificial store bought foods are βfused,β not made
My dad while messing with a bag of probably old hot-dog buns:Β βWhen were you fused? ... I donβt see a fusion date.β
So Guys I Came Up With A Dad Joke :
This is a conversation between a 5-year -old and her father. 5-year-old : Dad, how did mom get a baby in her belly?? Dad : Honey, it was a fidget spinner .
Drop puns
I don't generally tell dad jokes, but when I do, he still doesn't laugh
There are to many bad puns on the internet πππ€π€ππ

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The feels! π₯
Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.