(for 4/13!!) Hey, John! Happy birthday, son! I'm so proud of you! You really did turn out to be the strong young man I always knew you could be! I hope your birthday this year is a wonderful one, and that you celebrate it accordingly! - Dad Egbert
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(for 4/13!!) Hey, John! Happy birthday, son! I'm so proud of you! You really did turn out to be the strong young man I always knew you could be! I hope your birthday this year is a wonderful one, and that you celebrate it accordingly! - Dad Egbert

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dad egbert 🤝 karkat 🤝 caliborn / being homestuck kins that type in all caps, something I can’t do because it gives me headaches
IM FEELING SENTIMENTAL SO: SON/DAUGHTER: I AM SO, SO PROUD OF YOU. I HOPE WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU - Dad Egbert
me: haha wouldn't it be wild if i was kin w dadbert lol //me: *kinfirms dadbert* haha wild lol
john my boy are you okay i had very frightening mems just now - a very concern dad egbert

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@any Dave's that had shitty Bros: im your dad now - Dad Egbert
(please post on 4/13 if you can!) My son! John! Happy birthday! I love you! You're such a strong young man and I truly miss you, I hope you're happy, wherever you are. Please have the happiest of birthdays and I pray you know how much I love you. ~Sincerely, a Dad Egbert
Me? Feeling pretty invalid for kinning a Homestuck guardian? Oh yeah. Whoops. Guess I'll bake more muffins and hope at least someone eats them. ~A Dad Egbert