#daddy unicron

Vs Humans

Unicron*Looking at his youngest spawns*NOW NO MORE MISTER NICE SIRE YOU ALL NEED TO SET THE EXAMPLE...

Human Children*Look at him with nods, agreeing*

Unicron*Holding the first ever "puppy/kitten" of his own creation*Now...WHO WANTS A PUPPY!?~

Primus*Coming to check on his brother*Oh good your not busy!

Unicron*With lipstick and bows on his horns and looks offended at him*ACTUALLY...I AM BUSY, CAN'T YOU SEE MY HORRID LITTLE SPAWNLINGS ARE GIVING ME A MAKE OVER-What?...

Little girl*Tugging his horn and shows him gold or red eye liner to him*

Unicron: Do both, make me slay princess

Primus:....

He ain't even mad...

If you ask him for a Unicorn for your 6th birthday, expect this...

Unicron: My Spawnling showed me a creature that resembled that of a horse but with a horn like that of a narwhal, even made a story for that creature, and I made it so for them...and the little imps named this new species "Unicorns" In my Image!~

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How Unicron met his spawns the first time...

Unicron*Is currently on his throne, overseeing the destruction he has in store. He sees one of the first humans he lets roam on his realm, climbs his leg, and now lies on his lap* Taking some liberties, you parasite, I am only letting you sit there because my front panel is cold...

Human*Simply feels safe with him and curls for sleep, smiles when he starts to pat them*...

Unicron*Is surprised at how soft you are and squints eyes*Your soft...like a bear, Oh look, you have little round ears...Who likes a scratch?~Who likes an ear scratch?~

Unicron*Takes out his data pad and talks to you* I am just taking a picture for...Primus, Not for me-

Human*Opens mouth and lets out a tiny yawn and stretches only to curl closer to his chest*....

Unicron*Picks you up now, your limp and dozing off felt a primal urge to destroy anything in your path, completely spellbound, but confused by it*OH MY CREATOR WHAT THE FRAG WAS THAT...WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU DID, YOU'RE A TIRED LITTLE SPARKLING!~

Unicron*Wiggles your limp body and finally has a revelation* That's it...this form, this BODY is a weapon to dominate anyone in your sights!? TRULY DESPICABLE!?~A CUTENESS THAT MAKES YOU GO MAD UPON INTERACTING WITH YOU HAHAHA!? AS EXPECTED OF SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT OF ME, YOU ARE MY GREATEST CREATION!?~

And before he realized it....he himself let out a yawn and realized he was tired, which once again he thinks we got some sleep-inducing magic-