#dad funny

They’re in creative mode, so they’re not scared of fall damage or breaking tools or even mobs. So their mobs are just kinda lurking around doing nothing. But they have to get rid of the water. And when they do that, the fish die and the drowned burn.

My dad, however, has a different explanation to their “disappearance”

“They’re teleporting.”

My dad believes(not really) that the mobs that die aren’t really dying, they’re teleporting and leaving “gifts” behind.

“Infinite world, infinite possibilities” - my dad.

So yeah. He keeps saying “oh look, it left a gift when it left!” And stuff like that. And sometimes we’ll playfully explain, “no, they died.” And he’s just like “but there’s no body? So they didn’t die, they’re teleporting just teleported. The fire is their teleportation activating.”

Evidence: the wind was picking up, so he went out on the porch earlier to take a gander. While he was out there, he says a possum waddled up to him, looked up, and wandered away.

Dad: You should never eat at Chipotlee.

Me: Did you just say ChipotLEE?

Dad: Ya, Chipotlee. How else would you pronounce it?

Me: ChipotLE

Dad: Ya do you think the Mexicans would pronounce it chipotlee? (sry he makes comments like that)

Me: No, that's not how its pronounced. That's why I said Chipotle.

Dad: No, you said chipotlee.

Me:

Dad:

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