#d.a.m.n.

Gavin:

- teases everyone

- Has a shelf with various sex toys

- (Lasko is never put on dusting duty because he can never clean that shelf)

- He has a record player that he bought a few decades ago. It’s covered with press on gems and sparkly stickers. In other words, he bedazzled it

- He plays records whenever he cleans around the house

- Speaking of household chores, Gavin does most of them since he doesn’t exactly…have a job

- Doesn’t mean that he doesn’t pitch in w/ rent though, he helps around however he can

- After he officially got with the freelancer, he learned how to cook, and eventually learned how to use a microwave

- Freelancer taught him how to use an air fryer, and it has since become his most favored way to cook

- Freelancer also got him a pink apron with the words “Sexy bro” on it(Huxley insists that he and Gavin cook together so they can wear their matching aprons)

- Gavin also has a various assortment of stuffed animals that the others have gotten him over the holidays/as gifts

- His favorite is a little white stuffed cat that Huxley got him for Valentines Day(Gavin named him Cob)

- Since it is Gavin’s favorite, he always keeps it by his “designated pillow” whenever he makes the bed

- Gavin has on multiple occasions done everyone’s makeup. He has centuries worth of practice, and he loves playing dress up with the polycule

- On one occasion the freelancer was doing their daily morning routine and Gavin offered to pick out their outfit/do their makeup

- Mornings with Gavin are often spent with him staying in bed while everyone gets ready for the day

- He eventually trails after them, kissing their neck.(He actually does this because the feeling them against his skin reminds him they’re real)

Huxley:

- Huxley does all the yard work

- He plants flowers and bushes along your house

- He also does a lot of handy work, fixing a clogged drain, leaky faucets, you name it

- He loves Gavin’s cooking, he often times takes leftovers of it to practice.(His teammates know when it’s Gavin’s cooking as he won’t share any of his food with them like he normally insists on doing)

- He has some gym equipment so he can work out at home

- Everyone straight up drools over this hunk of a man as he works out, but hell never know cause he’s too distracted listening to music/podcasts

- Occasionally he’ll work out with freelancer or Damien and the others will lose their minds

- “You’re staring an awful lot at them firecracker~”

- “Says you Gav, you’re practically undressing them with your eyes”

- Huxley is the number one pillow though

- Whenever you guys have a movie night, everyone piles on top of him

- Huxley likes keeping little houseplants, and one year he got everyone little cacti for decoration

- Lasko felt awful because he ended up killing it by over watering it though

- Damien named his cacti Ferdinand, but has not and will never tell a soul about that

- Huxley will often pick up the others, giving Lasko and Freelancer piggy back rides often

- He just likes holding his partners

- Huxley’s a simple man. He sees his partner, he picks them up

- Huxley is absolutely not a morning person. Not because he’s grumpy, but because it’s so hard to wake him up. He could sleep through an earthquake

- Huxley does know how to braid hair, and not just simple ones, but extremely complicated and fancy braids too.

- If anyone in the polycule has long enough hair, he will braid it. Hell even put little flowers in it, to make it look fancy

Damien:

- Damien was actually the one who chose the house

- He spent hours researching and analyzing each option, he ended up finding the perfect one for everybody

- Damien and Gavin actually collaborated on the interior design(which is the reason there is a stripper pole in the lounge room)

- Freelancer tried to help, but was kicked out by Damien after they suggested they get an indoor slide

- Damien hates doing the dishes, there’s too much soap, his hands get wet, it’s gross

- Damien has on multiple occasions bribed the freelancer to do the dishes for him

- Gavin teases Damien so often to the point the group has had to replace many pieces of furniture/ clothes

- There is a suspicious amount of fireproof curtains in your house

- Damien has no sense of style despite his expertise in interior design

- He has like, one sweater, and like 7 red t shirts

- Freelancer and Gavin found this to be an absolute sin though, so they took him shopping and he now has slightly better fashion taste

- Lasko cuddles with Damien whenever he’s working on something because the warmth keeps Lasko from freezing(since Lasko normally runs fairly cold)

- Damien has a big appreciation for woodwork, so the desk in his office is a really fancy lacquer wood one

- Damien has a shelf entirely dedicated to showing off the presents his partners had gotten for him

- Once, the whole polycule got together and left little post it’s across his office

- Damien cried, and he kept every single one

- Damien also does calligraphy, so he does really fancy letters/ cards for the group

- Damien runs very hot so he didn’t have many blankets when he moved in with everyone, but he does have a large knitted blanket that Huxley’s moms had made him before the polycule lived together

- They were upset that he didn’t have many soft pillows and such, so Huxley’s moms made the blanket for Damien

Lasko:

- Lasko got a coffee machine for his birthday one year and makes the whole polycule coffee(or whatever drink you prefer)

- Lasko normally gets up the earliest so he makes everyone breakfast often

- The polycule has regular DND sessions. Lasko has notebooks dedicated to everyone’s dnd characters

- Lasko also keeps notebooks just jotting down things about the group, like favorite colors, what they order at restaurants etc

- He’s very forgetful so they’re a good reference when gift giving

- Lasko LOVES cuddling with his partners

- He will literally search the house when he’s not busy for someone to cuddle with

- Most often you’ll find him with the freelancer or Damien, but there’s plenty of cuddles with Huxley and Gavin too

- Despite his anxiety, Lasko is very confident with his partners, everyone constantly hyped him up. His insecurities practically vanish(around them, at least) because everyone reassures him consistently

- Pillow fort master

- Has made multiple pillow forts with Huxley, and Freelancer set up little fairy lights

- Everyone loves Laskos pillow forts

- Whenever Lasko is struggling with being human born/ his family, he tends to subconsciously drift towards freelancer

- The others can tell when it’s bothering him since he’ll be glued to the FL at the hip

- Freelancer is cooking? Lasko is in the kitchen. Freelancer is doing chores? Lasko is following them around the house. Freelancer is playing a game? Lasko sits in their lap

- But all in all the boys are always there with his favorite tea and his favorite book to read to him while he falls asleep in the freelancers lap

Everyone:

- In the house, they have a main bedroom that they all sleep in, covered with different aspects from each of them

- Huxley has some incense that he burns every once in a while

- Damien bought fireproof bedsheets/blankets

- Freelancer has a bunch of different trinkets on the nightstands

- Lasko has a very large fan that he has for when they sleep beside each other

- Gavin has his stuffed animals(along with any of the other groups stuffed animals, they’re all buddies, of course)

- thankfully the house that they all live in has enough rooms so that they can each have their own personal room too(it’s pretty big)

- Damien installed a pretty hefty security system along with Gavin setting up wards, so the house is pretty secure

- There’s a grand piano in the living room that Gavin knows how to play. Huxley has an acoustic guitar that he plays from time to time. Lasko has a saxophone he used to play back in high school. Damien has his old violin from his elementary school days

- The freelancer gets to hear Huxley and Gavin share their musical talents often, and the group will host mini concerts when they can convince Damien