#damn polycule

"Help"

DAMN polycule, Damien being blown by Lasko while Gavin eats him out and he reaches a hand out to FL like "help, help me, they're going kill me-". But FL is like "ehehehe suffer"

"Bleh"

David being like "why are you making that face" and Angel is like "I'm all into breeding until I feel your cum literally leak out of me in globs. Why do you come so damn much, is that a wolf thing?" And David is like "wow, sorry I asked."

"Evil gut rearranging dick" (implied baaabe with a uterus)

basic post-intercourse practices when you have uterus is peeing, we all know this - Asher knows this. But when things got out of hand for several hours of marathon sex on the solstice to the point where they collapsed on top of each other.... Welllllllll-

"Baaaabe, don't glare at me, my heart can't take it! You said you didn't want to go to Marie."

"I didn't want to go to the Shaw pack mom and tell her that I got a UTI from marathon sex, did you want to tell her that? Do you want to tell her that you fucked me so good with your evil gut rearranging dick until we both passed out so we didn't clean up this morning? Do you want that lecture?"

"nooo, I hate the disappointed lectures from Marie. But the medicine should kick in soon, right? C'mon, let me make it up to you, okay?"

aaron: i found that i have been happier ever since i changed from drinking coffee in the morning to orange juice

aaron: doctors say it's the vitamin-C, I personaly think it's the vodka

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asher: i have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

asher: when it hits a corner perfectly, i'm allowed one good idea

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[ gaming ]

NPC, holding the shadow staff: this is a very powerful artifact. you’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand

asher: that sounds like a dare to me

babe: oh my god

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[damn polycule 💗]

gavin: you are under arrest

lasko: again? why?

damien: for being too adorable

lasko, blushing: i'm not-

huxley/freelancer: you are sentenced to cuddles

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david: i’m getting us fake IDs

asher: to drink?

david: to vote

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[DUMP training?]

instructor:

rule 1: use whatever tools or tricks that are necessary to stay ahead of your opponent

rule 2: never give out free information. that will get you killed

rule 3: even though teamwork is important, if you're sure you can handle something, do it

got that?

sweetheart, writing ”gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” on their notes: yeah yeah for sure

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elliot: sunshine sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable

sunshine, asleep: fight me… you a**… square up… i think the f*ck not

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milo, completely serious: it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

aggro: mrrrow

milo: riveting

sweetheart, cloaked: am I interrupting something?

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villain (on speaker): we have your member!

david: five-

villain: what?

*terrified screams in the background*

sam: four, three...

villain: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?

asher: two...

*cut-off scream, gurgling, bodies hitting the floor*

david: one.

tank: hey, alpha. everything is under control. tell sam I'll be home for dinner.

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gavin: caelum figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs