#redacted lasko moore

1. Lasko's famous "we could make a really deadly orgy?" comment

Ah yes that is exactly something that I would say when introducing my new partner into my totally platonic group of friends.

2. On that vein, Dear asking Gavin why he won't flirt with them.

right right...🤨

Ykw they are valid for that, I would want Gavin to flirt with me too.

3. Gavin, Freelancer and Lasko in general, but specifically that halloween audio where they watch horror movies together was very throuple coded.

4. Also that time in the very start of FL storyline where they mentioned Lasko after hooking up with Gavin and Gav asked them to say hi to Lasko for him.

AND THEY DID.

JUST TO MAKE HIM FLUSTERED.

WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HIM AND GAV HAD ALSO SLEPT TOGATHER.

JUST THREEWAY KISS ALREADY OMG.

they were plotting on that noncanon threesome since the beginning

5. I don't remember what exactly was happening but it was after the inversion when Huxley had gone off to his moms and he was on a phone call with Gavin and at the end of it they exchanged "I miss yous" in the MOST TENDER AND LOVING WAY ??? THEY ARE BFS

6. Lasko and Damien spending the solstice together

I have no actual bases for this, but the innate intimacy of that (ESPECIALLY for people like those two) just feels romantic.

They 100% cuddle even if it wasn't shown on screen

Trust, I was a fly on the wall, I saw them

7. Gavin and Damien's relationship.

In the one audio they have together they claimed "they weren't as close as the rest of the group" or something like that but it takes a certain amount of intimacy and trust to be a welcomed annoyance in someone's life like that so I call BULLSHIT

Most of their interactions are Gavin flirting by driving Dames up the wall and you won't convince me otherwise

8. Damien and Huxley answering Lasko's call despite being in the middle of taking care of business iykwim

CUZ WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO UR PLATONIC FRIEND

RIGHT AFTER LASKO WENT ON A DATE TOO

9. Similarly, it's canon that the rest of the group knows what Gavin and Freelancer are doing when they take a little too long coming back from doing some task

Per Damien saying something along the lines of "those two are not as discreet as they think".

right so why are we still friends?? Do u want to join in orrr ???

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• Vincent and Lovely often race each other— not in their vehicles but with their vamp speed, and for anything. (who makes dinner, who washes dishes, etc.)

• Sam can EAT. He gets off on pleasing Darlin’.

• Angel collects Littlest Pet Shops (totally not a self insert, sorry guys), specifically the ones from the 2000s, at first, they were afraid David would think it is childish (and he did, until he saw how excited they get to find one for a good price, so he happily supports them now.)

• Baaabe stays up later than Asher most nights, especially right after the Inversion, to make sure he slept well, and if he gets a nightmare they can wake him up and comfort him.

• Darlin’ HATES applesauce, the feeling of it in their mouth makes them want to vomit.

• Cutie has trust issues, trauma from their past, and that’s why they always pressured Geordi to get in his head. Now, that being said— it definitely doesn’t excuse their actions, but it is an explanation.

• Anton and David look so similar that they often get mistaken for siblings. (until they hear Anton’s accent 🤭)

• Asher and Baabe order Chinese take-out at least twice a month. It’s a tradition they’ve had since a little after they got together.

• Vincent likes watching Lovely get ready for dates, so much that he will get himself ready hours before they do, so he can watch their whole routine.

• Dear cannot keep their hands off of Lasko, they have to be touching him at all times, even if it’s not sexual. (Lasko, of course, ALWAYS gets flustered.)

• Freelancer used to always put things off, things they wanted to do because they felt like they had to earn it. When they met the D.A.M.N. crew, they started doing things when they wanted to, provided they could afford to do so. Gavin makes sure the minute they want to do something, they plan a date for it as soon as they can.

• Angel actually met Gabe before David. they were waitressing part-time when they were a little younger, and he used to be one of their regulars, but they never put two and two together.