im not going to lie some of the Umamusume are extra funny when you remember theyre personally approved by the owners. "Hi, we turned your beloved and long deceased racehorse into a himejoshi who keysmashes with her mouth" "hell yeah"

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im not going to lie some of the Umamusume are extra funny when you remember theyre personally approved by the owners. "Hi, we turned your beloved and long deceased racehorse into a himejoshi who keysmashes with her mouth" "hell yeah"

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Gonna write a fic where Jason's (understandable) desire to remain independent from the rest of the bats backfires when he and Tim end up accidentally investigating each other on the same case and Do Not Realize it because they try to stay out of each other's business.
Tim, investigating a human trafficking ring: I have looked into a potential buyer that met with the leader of this organization last night. His name is Scrimblo Bimblo and he owns several, mostly empty apartments scattered across Gotham. Suspicious. What's he using them for
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Jason, having just gotten back from his meeting where he pretended to be a potential buyer for a human trafficking ring: some fucker is looking into one of my best aliases Scrimblo Bimblo and the safe houses I own under that name. I should take them down before they find out too much
hello i saw that u reblogged the cowbird post and i saw ur tags.. i really wanna know more..m what do you MEAN peacocks think theyre human and it causes problems... please elaborate i wanna know so bad
Okay so im no expert on this and I can't find the blog ive learned this from but tl;dr if you hand raise a male peacock and it imprints on you it will less think it is a human and moreso that humans are peacocks, and when it comes mating season and when it uses its peacock senses to detect if you are male peacock relative (allowed on territory) or male peacock nonrelative (Enemy to be chased off) it will always clock the latter, as a human cannot be genetically related to a peacock, or something. This will cause a lot of stress as they cant exactly chase off the human thats taking care of them!!! In general baby peacocks are just a bad idea as they're very vulnerable to dying badly because mercury is in retrograde and they're a Leo rising, so.
Derek: yeah idk i just think im ace ive never been interested in anybody sexually or like romantically even.
Avery: why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?
Derek: our wedding will be next week and our honeymoon will be NASTY

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"derek can read minds and likes avery brain because its empty." no. derek would love averys ADHD ridden brain for the ability to drown out the horrors with the sound of general static and distant all star on the kazoo.
thinking about the umamusume amibigious time loop. there's a new trainer around who's trainee just debuted yet they work with a brutal efficiency. you ask them if they'd like to meet up and they go yes, seemingly knowing every right thing to say to benefit them and their trainee. they ignore the secretary's advice, like they've been given it a million times before and it's never worked. you catch them running late to a major race and they tell you theyve had a terrible false awakening where their trainee lost twice now, and something tells them this ones the real deal. their trainee is agnes tachyon. agnes tachyon dominated her generation and comfortably retired back when the ura finale was announced. their trainee is taiki shuttle, who fought for the unity cup. their trainee is agnes digital who blazed her way in the TS climax scenario. agnes digital debuted before Tachyon, didn't she? they mutter under their breath something about glue when their trainee has an accident while training. there's a new trainer, who's trainee just debuted-
im not really that engaged in the crk fandom but i think it'd be really funny if when shmilk absorbed the Beasts he accidentally gave himself plurality. like. he's trying to threaten Hollyberry but he just keeps on hearing "OMG WIFE" in his head.