Toby: First name is your least favorite soda, last name is your favorite soda
Matt: Okay, perfect
Toby: Hi, my name is Sprite Pepsi, and I’m fourteen years old!
Jay: My name’s RC Josta!
Matt: RC Josta?? What a sad life you must lead!
Jay: And I choose hugs not drugs!
Toby: My name’s Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence until I DIE!
Matt: My name is Root Beer Surge, and I! Love! Abstinence!










