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“You don’t recognize me? I am your Rœmänce Päærtner, Baron!”
Glitch-text cross stitch/blackwork pattern. Includes suggestions for aida count as well as how to work with pre-edged aida bookmark strips. Stitch with glow-in-the-dark DMC E940 for extra spooky.
Dimension 20 "Romance Partner" Cross Stitch Bookmark Pattern
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(I finally figured out how to make cursed text I am unstoppable)
HOW??
Text message my mom sent me while I was at the store...
Just a hunch... But I think she was craving Ice cream that day...
TIL Moose (the actor who played Eddie on Frasier) was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in December of 1993.
BRUISES ON MY N̴̨̡͕̼̜̯̟̦̼̻͇̙̍͐̓̽͊͒̐̿͐̃̍̅̓̓̀̇̆̈́̓̀̑͂̓̒͠ͅĘ̸̢̛̥̪͖̹̮̹̰͇͕̗̬̹̙̱̟̤̜͔̱̽̓̿̒͌͑̾̇̀̇͜͜ͅͅC̵̡̡̠̳̙͔̮̟̙̫̩͔͈͈̭̅̎̐͑̄̀̓̿̈́͛̂̀́͐̿̃̆̋͑̈͐̈́̾̒̕̚͘͝͝ͅK̵̢̨̧̛̦͚̫͇͍͕̖̩̮̱̯̙̱̜͎̭̤̪̖͉̪̣̘͈͛͂̊̓̃͐̈́̽͂͋̃͂̍̕͘ͅ
IM JUST A BALL OF F̴̢̨̛̪͎̼̘̦̥͈͉̲̰̜̫͖̯̙̣̱̮̼̝͉͙̬́́͊̈́͛͒́͋̄̇͑̀͐̉̉̅̾̾̎̅͘͜͝Ļ̵̺̯͉̤͕̝͎̥̬͂̉͊̐̽̒̿̑̒͌͒̾̚͘͝͝Ë̸̢̢̛̬͇̗̙͙̦͓̥̫̥̰̤̝̬̤̪̘̜̥͔̬̲̹͇̜̰͋̒͗̔̽̐̀̈́́̓̈̀͛̂͋̇͂̈̕͠ͅS̶̡̢̘̗͈̝͇̺̝͕͍̭͈̬̳͖͈̗̝͍͍̹̞̹͚͔̰̀̋̂̈́́͊̑̆̽̔̇̽̎̾̐̅́͌͗̀̓̎̊̉͘Ḧ̴̫͈̊̇͒̀͌͌̓̓̅̎̑̎̊̾̈̚͜͝͝͝
YOULL FIND MY SMOKING B̷̢̳͈̤̼̫̹̥̉͆͂̄̍͊̓̅̈̿̑̓̏͘ͅO̵̧̺̘̒̍̒͜Ḏ̷̹͈͈̬͈̲͇͖̳̺̼͉̪͎̗͕̣̯͓͔̓̽̊̏̎͆̾͊̿̾̐̈́͛̌̓͜͜ͅY̵̢̛͚͖̞̙͎̞̺͔̭̠̥̠͖̞̊̑̓̀͋̏͒̇͌́͊̇͆͘ HUNG IN W̴̼͔̦̩̯̉͐̑̎̊̔̀́̎̋Ĩ̶̛͚̦̙̣̦̠̮̟̗̥̳̺̥̠̮͉̖͔̺̻͙͐̇̎̇̉͗̊̈́͂̑̔́̀͊̀̈̄̆̇͗̚̕ͅŖ̸͓̌̽̄̾̀͑͆́͑̈̅̎̄͝͝Ę̸̧͙̹͇̻̦̻̱͈̱̫̟̱̬̪̿͊̐̅͛̍̒͑̅̈́̂́̽͗͐͆̉́͐̍̕̕͜͝͝͝S̸̢̢̢̢̡̡͓̙͈̩͎̹͈̺̻̮̘̦̜̮̲͕͔̥̩̙̎͗́̀̎̒̐̀̋͌̈́̅͋̄̾͗̎̈́̏̍͊͌͌̓̑̓̉̚͜͝ͅ OVERH̶̨̢͕͎̱̣̻̺͈̣͈͙̖͇̦͇̹̜̲̤̱̠͉̜̋̃̈́̉͛͘ͅͅE̴͚͔̯͕͓̞̓̽̃̆̂̑͋̊̂̔̀̈́͛͠Ạ̴̛̛̖̘̯̺̜̺̩̼̤̝̦̠̯̙͊̌̾̾̆̓̀͛͗͐́̿͒̉́͛̓̚͘͜D̶̛̫̪̣͚͍̗̟̰̠͓̙̯̮̠́̐̏̃̈́͊̈̊͊̽͌̿͐͐̐̾̊̓̽̕͠
AT YOUR BARK AND COLLAR
JUST FORGET IM SOMEONES Ḑ̸̧̧̗̖̱̳̲̦̘̜̬͕̰͕̖̳̲͕̻̹͓̙͑̈́̋̆͛͆̽͘͘̚͘͘͠A̵̟̺̳̬̟̗̥͎͚̼̤̙͆̈́͗͐̆͗̏͐̓̎̆̿̒͑̈́̈́͗͗͝Ư̷̬̝͇̬̗̜̹̙̠̭̫̥͆̄͋̌̈́̊̉͛̿̊̒̽̓̃̉̕̕͝ͅG̸̢̢̛̪̰̥̭̦̬̪͕̠͍̠̽̒͌͗̎̂̚͜͜ͅH̵̪̟͈̻̬̲̍͑͋̃́͐̉͋̚̚͜͠T̸̛̞̣̳̩̟̅̎͌́̄͌͌̇̓̔̊̈́͋͂̈́̇̚͜͠ͅĘ̶̛͓͇̩̱̝̭̟͕̣͈͙͇̲̍̏͜ͅͅR̸̛͖̟̣̦̪̭̫̩͔͓̟̗̔̆̓͋́̃̓̈́̿̂̀̔̏̑̎͐̀͑̈́̍͛͆͘̚͜͝͠͝ͅͅ
ILL NEVER FUCK IT UP IF I DONT EVER EVEN B̴͈̲͐̔͂̈́̽̃̓̀̈́͆̔̐͐͠͠͝O̴̯͕̝̪̅̅̽̉̿̑̾͒̔̄̾̋̓͆͛̋͌͝͝͝͝T̶̛̛͚̟̟̟̲̙̹̥̀͒́̈͑̈́̃̓̒̃̎̈́̈́̈́̒̃̂̓̇̕͝H̷̛͉͕̯̖̆̈́͆̑̌͐̈́̿͋͋̋͋̓ͅḚ̵̗̪̠̖͎̗̜̝͓͈̹̓̽͋͛̊̂̏́̚̚͝͝R̵̨̨̛͉̘̪͉͔̗͕̳̥̙̟̰̲͕̯̫͚̉̀͊̉́̂̋͐͋̾̓͌̾͋̊̀̓̆͘̕
LOVE TO TAKE IT SLOW!
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I forgot just how deeply cursed Alex Irvine's novelization of Pacific Rim is until I went skimming through the book looking for material that might have been sourced from Newt and Hermann's original character bios.
Among many, many other cursed things, the book makes Newt a big fan of laissez-faire capitalism, and he likes it when it gets involved with public programs: Newt was almost as surprised. The entire Pan-Pacific Defense initiative was funded by a black marketeer who recouped his investment by selling parts of the kaiju whose killing he had financed. And some of the parts were purchased by Kaiju Science! Newt probably had tissue and organs on his lab tables that came from this Hannibal Chau person.
Now that was a public-private partnership, Newt thought admiringly. Oh, and remember in the movie, where Newt shoves Hercules Hansen aside and yells, "Move, you fascist!"? Yeah. Not here. Nope. Alex Irvine makes Newt a good little respecter of military guys:
Newt and Gottlieb stormed into the LOCCENT disheveled, out of breath, and stinking like kaiju guts.
“It’s not going to work! It’s not going to work!” Newt shouted.
Herc held up both hands and the two scientists skidded to a halt in front of him.
Oh, and Raleigh Becket really likes it when strict roles and separation of classes: Herc and Chuck Hansen sat together at the edge of the maintenance bay overseeing the work but staying out of the way of their crews. Raleigh knew Herc a bit from his first tour, but had only seen Chuck on TV. They were cool and professional. Techs did the maintenance. Pilots did the piloting. Didn’t do anyone any good to get those roles confused.
The whole book is just... like this; it exudes a constant low-grade miasma of super fucked up shit.
sorry, we don't have that, is þ̴̨̧̼͖̳̣͖̞͖̙̈́́̈́̊̑̐̇̈́̀͛́ȩ̷̡̗̜̜̙͍̫̯͈̂̓̾̏͗͑̓̄̀͘͠þ̵̡̱̦͔͉̬̤͈̟͈̻̿̾̇̿̈́̅̎̓͘͠§̷̧̢̫̜̦͖̦͚̞͙̠̽̒̽̐́̊̾̾̅͝͝ḭ̶̛̘̲͎̬̭̫̩͔̲͇̈͂͋̀̑̽̂̋͛̄͆ okay?
Before you weird fuckers can come up with more obsessive communities- time for me to create them before you can think of them and take credit for myself!
Hope you all are ready for the most cursed fictional communities your eyes will lay upon-
Bugmantics- People who believe there are invisible tiny bugs constantly surrounding them or others. Not germs. Just tiny tiny tiny bugs. Like mosquitoes! Everywhere! All the time!
Faceplants- People who want to cut off someone’s face and take it for their own. An obsession or kink that is not meant to be painful- like guro but specifically for faces of people you find attractive.
Holey-Hoes- People who like sticking their fingers into random holes to the point of obsession.
Horse-In-A-Bookcase Truthers- People who remember watching the show “Horse in a bookcase” and believe it is real (This is NOT real. This is NOT a government coverup for Marlin Jackyl’s disappearance).
Letter Avoidants/Preferants- People who will avoid one or more letters at all costs due to fear or hatred of the letter and not for some aesthetic purpose or challenge. Same thing but they will go out of their way to use one or more letters.
Outdatedphiliacs- People who see someone in one of those weird Facebook specific t-shirts and find it attractive/sexy. (Ex: Someone is wearing a “Don’t underestimate a man born in JUNE with BLUE EYES because he is ten seconds from releasing the beast inside at ALL TIMES!” And a Outdatedphiliac is like “Shit that’s kind of hot.”
Phantomphiliacs- People who wanna bang ghosts. I believe that requires no further explanation.
Plasticenes- People who want their body parts turned to plastic. Not object TG. Just people who saw the second episode of R.L. Stine’s Haunting Hour and got oddly aroused during the transformation scene.
Pokétholics- People who believe in the Pokémon mythology. Arceus created the universe, Palkia rules space, Dialga rules time, etc. Why are there no Pokémon? I don’t know! I’m not Pokétholic.
TransAnimeMorphia- People who will go to horrific extents to change their body to match anime character body proportions. Eye enlargement, height surgery, body proportion changing. They are not transgender, they just want to resemble their favorite characters and grow closer to them through appearance.
Trypophiliacs- People who saw Trypophobia images in 2015 and thought “Damn. That’s kinda hot.”
WHYPhilia- People who want to have sex with characters that are not from their generation of media and are not considered conventionally attractive. They have to seem at least mostly visually unappealing and appeal to a far older generation of people’s media. (Ex: Snow Meiser/Heat Meiser from Rankin Bass Christmas Specials)
I hope I have thoroughly ruined your day with these cursed soon-to-come communities. Though if you actually would be interested in joining one of these exclusive non-existent communities payment can be made out to my PayPal for $15555555555.35 and your immortal soul. Good day :)
