Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

mutuals I would dangle over a tank full of sharks

Going to mcdonalds used to be a better experience, I was never worried about trying to be the most fuckable person there because I knew I could never beat the Ronald statue.

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

*sees a 3-6 digit number in the wild* is that an autogenerated two factor authorization code?

I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie