#cupids answer

*let's out a long whistle* ALL of them?

Well you did say super horny... Alrighty! *gets in a low crouch* THREE LINES FOR EACH! YOU WANT MORE DETAILS?!

COME AND GET THEM!!

... Via seperate asks please XD Otherwise, our blog will be just one huge post after another! ~Gregoria🏩

That is quite a lot, haha. We can make it work, though UwU As Gregoria said, we'll do some short ones here, and then, if you want more of anyone in particular, you can send in another ask specifying them. ~Mila💟

ALSO CHECK IF THE REQUESTS ARE OPEN BEFORE SENDING IT IN, THANKS, ENJOY!

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*hugs* Trauma sucks, so guess what. You're getting two Megas, since you didn't say which one you preffer. Warriors stick together, and MegaLovers do as well. 💪Hope you feel better soon and thank you for asking so kindly and being considerate! ~Gregoria🏩

I hope this helps in whatever it is you're going through. It's tough, but you're doing great. We believe in you! ~Mila💟

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💜TFP Megatron - He won't ask you to explain what triggered it unless you want to talk about it. He picks you up, if you let him, cradling you close to his spark, his engines rumbling soothingly, as he thinks of what to do. After a while, he lifts you to his faceplate, lowering his voice.

"My Spark," he asks you, not continuing until you are looking at him. If he has to lift your head so he can see your eyes, he will do so gently. How someone who is all sharp edges can be so gentle, would be a mystery if you didn't know him as well as you do. 

"What will help?" 

It is something the two of you use in situations like these.

If you can't tell him yourself, he will suggest things: flying, standing on the deck of the Nemesis, using a ground bridge to go somewhere where you feel at peace.

Do you not wish to be seen like this? Then the two of you are going to his habsuite. Unless Soundwave informs him of something groundshattering, he is not to be disturbed for the rest of the day.

Do you need the quiet? Or would you like to hear a story? From Cybertron, or one of the many other planets he has been to during this war? 

As long as he knows he can help you, and lift you up, inspire you, and that you will keep fighting no matter how hard it gets, he will try to be what you need in that moment. Even if he is fuming with rage at whatever caused you such pain in the first place, for you?

For you, he will be blunt edges and whispers, if that's what you need. He will be the unyielding mountain, the scorching sun, the raging storm, if only you say that is what you wish him to be.

He won't let you wallow, then again, you are to him like his own Spark. And given how many times others have tried to snuff it out, and he refuses to stay down... That is the highest compliment you can receive from him.

❤️TFA Megatron -  "My dear," he purrs at you, holding you in his servo and pressing kisses to your cheeks.

"You come to me victorious once more."

He has his own share of trauma, if you managed to get him to open up about it, no one knows how you did it. The Warlord will whisper praise at you, comforting, asking what you desire as a reward for being so strong.

"Whatever do you mean my dear?" he will coo softly if you try to object.

"Getting through an attack on your own and still having the strength to come to me? To call for me? Letting me see you, be near you as you lick your wounds after battling your greatest enemies? How would any of that not be the most vibrant way of declaring yourself Champion worthy of my praise?" 

He looks at you, listens and his attention doesn't waver for a moment. If you say nothing, you will be showered in kisses and praise, a stream of questions that are not even that, but a way to prepare you for what you ARE getting, whether you think you deserve it or not.

"What country do you wish to rule? What gems do you want me to adorn you with? Tell me, my Spark, say the word and it's yours."

Woe the who or what, that caused you trauma. If they are living, they won't be for long. If it isn't, there will be no trace of it to find soon. 

And anyone who as much as thinks of interrupting Megatron in his praise of his Tiny Champion, will get a fusion cannon blast straight to their face.

Hello, glad to see you glad! We decided we'll do some headcanons, hope you like em! ~Gregoria🏩

We all need some fluffy autumn date headcanons sometimes uwu I hope you like them~Mila💟

Icy:

He insists it is never too early for hot chocolate if they want it. 

He enjoys flying above the forests when the fog looks like a river or sea, just to see his s/o's eyes twinkle at the sight.

He also adores seeing his s/o bundled up and snug as they enjoy the approaching seasonal cold with him

He sees an ad for an outdoor streaming of a horror flick and finds it intriguing. He takes on a holoform and takes his s/o on a Halloween date. 

Hothead:

he's the best at kneading dough and has the most fun while at it. Make sure it's put into an actual oven to bake, though, otherwise you'll be  clutching a charred loaf with a raw center, and the futile task of stopping Random from eating it whole.

He likes sitting and cuddling by bonfires he and his s/o made together. He may be pouting and grumbling if they tease him about being a softie, but he won't fight them about it. 

Introduce him to 'smores. Do it. Once he gets the hang of making them, it'll become his favourite trick to show off. 

his horror stories will have everyone pressed close to each other. Fella knows how to get his s/o to cuddle him while maintaining his tough guy look. 

Random:

He calls them his little strudel and enjoys sprinkling cinnamon in their hair

LEAF PILES! He is an expert when it comes to making them and knows the best way to jump in! The more leaves that fly up and the bigger mess it makes, the better!

You know those twirly little seeds? The helicopter? The freefallers? Maple seeds/Maple 'copters? Yea, watching those fall makes him giddy. And HE LOVES SEEING HIS S/O TRYING TO CATCH THEM AS THEY FALL! 

Alrighty! One protective, old and grumpy, but also loving and caring and sweet, prime time ambulance coming right UP!

*hugs* Whatever happens, know that things will get better. If not right away, eventualy they will. Sometimes you don't even notice it until you look back and go "Woah".

And until then, I hope we can keep bringing you many smiles, smirks or just general warm and fuzzy feelings with these. Keep those sirens blaring anon 💪🧡 ~Gregoria🏩

I'm sorry times are tough for you right now, but I'm glad our writings can bring you some form of solace during them. We'd be more than happy to provide this for you.

Be safe, dear friend, and we hope this grumpy (but caring) old mech can bring you some comfort today. ~Mila💟

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Ratchet comes to pick you up immediately after you called, using a ground bridge to get as close as safely possible to your location before rushing the rest of the way. 

He uses his holoform to help you load your bags into his vehicle mode, a scowl drawn across his face.  Not at you, of course, but at your predicament.  At the people who would do this to you.  He does his best to relax his facial features by the time you come to the first red light, then clears his throat.

“Hey… want to ride with the sirens on?”

This is a tactic that only works half the time, he knows that.  He also knows Agent Fowler raises hell every time he does it for no “real reason”. 

He could give less of a flying frag about what Fowler has to say, though.  If driving around for a while with the sirens on will left your spirits even a little, he’ll do it.

If you say yes, then he’ll flip them on and take off, speeding around and laughing until nightfall.  At that point, he’ll call for a ground bridge back to base. 

If you decline the offer and say you just want to go to the base, then he’ll call for a ground bridge the moment he’s a safe distance away from prying human eyes. 

“Hey there, love birds,” Arcee greets as you remove your bags from Ratchet’s alt and he transforms to his bot mode, “we were just getting the spare room set up.” 

She looks down the hall where some of their teammates are moving equipment in and out of a room to make it suitable for their new house mate. Ratchet gives his thanks but says you’ll be staying in his room for the night.  He wants to make sure you get all the comfort you need and want, a shoulder to cry on should you deem it necessary.  You’ve just been through a very strenuous experience, no doubt it’s left you tired; he wants you to get some rest as soon as possible. 

If you agree you’d rather stay in his room, he will do just that. (Smokescreen can pout and grumble all he wants (he was one of the bots who got roped into cleaning that room out) but Ratchet is having none of it.)

Whatever you need to get said rest, he will provide. 

A warm beverage?  Done. 

Snacks?  He disapproves of eating right before you try to sleep, but he will make an exception this once. 

Hell, he’ll even lie down and recharge with you – something he rarely does these days. If it makes you feel safe, you can sleep on his chassis. You can set your pillow and blanket up once he lies down, and he’ll talk quietly with you until you drift off. The most he would do after that is put a servo over you, mostly to assure himself that you won’t roll over and fall off of him, but also to hopefully provide an extra layer of comfort and warmth. 

Optimus and everyone else will welcome you to the base with open arms.  You were already family to them, and they’re all going to love getting to see you a bit more.  Ratchet especially.

Dawww Screamy! Birb man! This ask itself made our day! We'll go with TFP, since you didn't say which one exactly~Gregoria🏩

Shower that mech in affection, yessssssssss~Mila💟

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He doesn't want to take any risks with his s/o being used against him at anytime by anyone, so all the affection is done in private.

The most he'd do in public is hold them in/on his servo, and only when he feels safe enough.

If he was actualy relaxed, he would hug and cuddle with them in public. Nothing major, pretty much just existing in the same space and touching.

He is a GLUTTON for affection tho. Anykind. He'll be puty in the hands of his s/o.

His kisses, at first, are unsure. More like really slow pecks, because the first kiss he gave them knocked them over and he will be flustered about it forever.

If s/o gives him lots of time and reassurance tho, he will come around and get more confident... And he does turn out to be an amazing kisser.

The kind of kisser that has his s/o chasing after more when he moves away so they can catch a breath.

As for dates...

Coffee shops (we have a post with drink hcs coming up on Monday! ;D)

Science museums. (Let him geek out over interactive stuff!)

Learning about the science of a world so different from his own, with his s/o listening to him (and even participating in conversation) will have his eyes sparkling for days after that!

Will absolutely make fun of how little the humans actually know about the universe based off their space sections though.

All of them are flattered

If it weren't for the risk of putting their s/o in danger should the autobots or authorities suspect anything, Soundwave would find a way to go with them

Megatron knows he doesn't have the patience to be around that many humans, and would rather take her away from the crowd. Somewhere private, where he can gift her something personal for her academic success.

it’s a bitch’s birthday today and i don’t wanna ask for much, but i’d really appreciate anything kinky or lemony w/ the big soft archivist himself. we always craving some tfp op in this house of memes. really anything you have in mind, go for it, surprise me if you’d like, or if you have trouble w/ ideas, i’ll send a couple in another ask ^~^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GREMLIN! 🎉🎉🎉

We decided to do a few soft smutty headcanons and a quick doodle of your flustered Prime~Gregoria🏩

Happy Day of Escaping the Womb 🎉🎉🎉

We hope it's been a good one, darling uwu, and that you enjoy these!!~Mila💟

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HI! Thank you, we try our best! We decided to split this request into three bots per post, because it was getting too long. Similar format is gonna be used in the future for asks like this.~Gregoria🏩

These were a lot of fun to do! Hope you enjoy them as much as we enjoyed writing them, dear Anon!~Mila💟

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ROMANCE HEADCANONS 💙TFP AUTOBOTS💙:

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3

Optimus: 

What he searches for in a partner: Someone curious, open minded. 

Love language: Words of affirmation, Quality time

Short Headcanon: He likes taking his S/O on drives to different parts of the world,so he can admire nature with them. Seeing them explain certain phenomenons, or researching what the two of them saw, always makes his spark hum with joy.

Ratchet:

What he searches for in a partner: Someone who is comfortable to sit with in quiet, will make sure he takes care of himself, and can match the wit 

Love language: Quality time

Short Headcanon: His s/o be the only one in the base who gets to sit on his shoulder, with Raf getting occasional shoulder privilege

Arcee:

What she searches for in a partner: Someone who helps her loosen up and have fun. Someone that can surprise her with remembering things she has said in the past, and helping her do things she can't do as a cybertronian

Love language: Physical touch, Acts of Service