#cucs

I've been incorporating a lot of other clones into my writing recently. Some from requests, some from my own curiosity. It can be a challenge to tap into a character that maybe only got a few brief moments of screen time, but I end up having so much fun with it, and I'd love to explore more of their personalities!

So, let's start with some good ol' fashioned love languages shall we? 😇

Keeli: Quality Time. Likes to schedule time with his loved ones, like date nights or weekend getaways. It helps him get rid of distractions and be more purposeful in giving them attention. Gets annoyed when his company texts someone else or otherwise gives attention to their holo-pad and not him.

Neyo: Acts of Service. Would rather do things himself so they get done right, and that urge becomes stronger when he's around his partner. Doesn't want them to lift a finger. Also likes to cover the cost of things, like a meal, a piece of jewelry, or even the utility bill. Says "it's on me" and never accepts reimbursement.

Blackout: Physical Touch. Is quiet and standoffish at first, and doesn't seem to be the touchy-feely type. He reserves all his touches for the few people he truly, deeply cares for, including his romantic partner. He thinks it's weird to get physically close to someone who is only an acquaintance or casual friend.

Gregor: Acts of Service. The first one to show up at a friend's house in a time of need, looking for things to do to help lighten the load. Continually checks in on everyone so they're taken care of. Romantically, he's the king of understated acts like pulling his partner's feet into his lap for a massage.

Howzer: Quality Time. Can create special moments of out seemingly nothing. Steals them away from a social gathering to admire the view, finds a way to make them laugh during a stressful time, takes a few extra minutes to hold them close and wish them a good morning. Sharing time even in small ways is enough for him.

Thorn: Acts of Service. Runs all the errands. He honestly would love nothing more than to get a text on his way home asking him to pick up some random item. He can always roll with the punches and find a creative solution to an unexpected problem, soothing his partner's worries with his swift attention.

Hound: Physical Touch. Always has a hand on his chosen person. On their lower back, across their shoulders, in their hair.... Finds it comforting if they do they same in return. He needs to explore the physical side of things with someone first, as much as they are comfortable with, before he can make more long-term commitments.

Mayday: Words of Affirmation. Recognizes and acknowledges effort. Even if it isn't perfect, or a big deal, he'll still say thank you or good job. He constantly texts his friends and loved ones throughout the day, just random little thoughts he has to share. He'll be incredibly grumpy if he doesn't have such an outlet.

Gree: Gift Giving. Really big on holidays, anniversaries, etc. He'll buy things year round that remind him of people, or that he thinks would generally make great gifts, and he'll keep them on standby for whatever occasion comes up. Also big on thank-you gifts as well, as they express more gratitude than what he can say with words.

Waxer: Physical Touch. Physical boundaries seemingly don't exist for him. He's always standing or sitting close to someone, clapping them on the back or socking them in the arm. And he's never shy in giving hugs. With a partner he somehow gets even closer, drawn to them like a clingy magnet.

Boil: Words of Affirmation. May be quiet at times, or even come across a bit grumpy, but he actually does love hearing people talk. The best active listener; makes his loved ones feel heard and usually remembers what they share so he can follow up on the topic later. Asks questions because he's genuinely curious what others think. 

Wooley: Gift Giving. He's like a crow, finding shiny objects to take back to the nest. He can't go anywhere without bringing something back for other people. It's usually small gifts, little trinkets and tokens picked up along the path of life. Or it'll be additions to a collection he knows his loved one's been searching for.

Thornnnn! I think I made myself fall in love with him while writing this 🥰 lol

Commander Thorn x reader | 1.2k words

Content: Hurt/comfort, reader has some self-image issues, but Thorn is a lovesick puppy and so very comforting

It was no secret how enamored Thorn was with you. He practically sung your praises with wide, adoring eyes every time you were together. You hadn't minded in the early days of your relationship; in fact, you'd eaten it up. You'd been starved of attention for a while until then. You had such few friends and your family was... well, out of the picture. So to have a new boyfriend - dashing and sincere - pay you compliments? It'd been quite the treat.

But his admiration seemed to only increase, in both frequency and complexity. One day you were gorgeous, the next you were a breathtaking wonder. One day you had lips playfully pecking the blush on your cheeks, and the next he was fervently breathing in every inch of you as if you were the all air he needed to exist.

It was too much.

Aww thank you Hana! Here's some Neyo love for ya 😘

K | Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Neyo takes some time to get the hang of things. His first kiss is... hard. He doesn't know what he's doing but he wants to do it, so he just kinda shoves his mouth onto their mouth and hopes for the best. With some gentle guidance and practice, he gets better. He's still on the firmer side with his movements.

M | Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Neyo doesn't want to get married, or be in a relationship, or have, you know, feelings... But once he's grown close to that special someone, he simply can't pull himself away. Against his previous better judgement, he's then entertaining ideas of rings and commitment. His proposal is intense but sincere, and his marriage is strong but private.

W | Wild Card - A random Fluff headcanon

Neyo has a stunningly good memory. Even the most off-handed comments or subtlest of details get catalogued away for future reference. His partner is always surprised when he mentions something they didn't think he knew, and he is always surprised they thought he wouldn't remember. He gives the most personal gifts and the most thoughtful compliments.

A | Activities - What do they like to do with their S/O? How do they spend their free time with them?

Neyo likes to stay active in his downtime. Not in a high-energy way, but he's not one to sit idle on a nice day. He'll take his S/O out for lots of hikes and nature excursions. Maybe a ski trip or a visit to the beach too. Whatever's possible with whatever time he has. He opens up a lot more when it's just the two of them, sharing more of his thoughts and personality than he does anywhere else.

P | PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their S/O in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Neyo is naturally a private guy. He doesn't try to intentionally hide anything in his life. He's just not one to bring up personal facts about himself or elaborate in answering any questions. And he usually won't be accepting of much PDA simply because affection, in his mind, should only be a moment shared between two people and not anyone else in the room. If others find out he is in a romantic relationship, he shrugs off their surprise as if it should have been obvious to them all along.

R | Romance - How romantic are they? what would they do to make their S/O happy? Cliche or rather creative?

Neyo would not consider himself romantic, but he is in his own way. Since he has such a good memory, his displays of affection are often effortlessly thoughtful. He doesn't realize the gift he picked up or the compliment he gave would be so touching, just the right thing at just the right time. He will rarely put in effort toward classic romantic gestures or celebrating milestones. He'd rather work toward building a safe, stable life for the two of them, and simply cherish the little things along the way.

I'm going to do some general Hound HCs to help me get a feel for his character, and then romance HCs for Hound and Thorn are at the end! (Maybe we'll do some NSFW later)

Hound - General Headcanons:

Freaking loves protein shakes. Has canisters of protein powder under his bunk with different flavors.

Has a luscious sternum bush. Just a hairy guy in general.

Good with animals, but allergic. His helmet has an added filtration system to curb the worst of his symptoms. Still has to take medicine as well.

Old school, not the best with technology. Texts with one finger. Half his holo-calls end up on mute and he can't figure out why.

Wants to build his own house some day. A self-sustaining ranch with a garden and solar panels and a moisture recycler.

And he wants to have lots of kids. At least 4. Maybe even adopt. He likes the idea of a found family.

Knows a lot of clones from other units.

Laughs easily.

Great drinking buddy. He's just very relaxed and knows how to have a good time without things getting crazy or weird.

But usually ends the night going home with someone else...

Hound - Relationship Headcanons:

Would be faithful once in a relationship, but he isn't ready to settle down with a steady partner while he's still a soldier.

Obviously the thought of dying isn't great, but thinking of leaving someone alone if he died is even worse.

So he just can't bring himself to be serious with someone yet. Even a recon scout on Coruscant has its risks. No way is he doing that to someone.

And if he fell for someone anyway, he'd be miserable. He'd go back and forth on what to do. Confess his feelings or push them away? Throw caution to the wind or stick to his bachelor plan? He can't decide on either and it frustrates him.

If his crush liked him back and wanted to start a relationship, they'd need to be patient while they convinced him it'd be a good idea. That they'd make it work. That if something did happen, they'd be okay. That he doesn't need to worry, just be happy.

Eventually he would listen, but he'd secretly still be worried.

He'd check in with them all the time, just to let them know he's okay.

He'd get in the habit of saying "See you later" whenever they part, hoping if he said it, it would be true. They'd always see each other again.

He'd probably be most attracted to someone as easy-going as him. A fellow animal lover. Someone with a gorgeous smile. And a cute butt.

Thorn - Relationship Headcanons

As I put in my previous HCs for him, Thorn is slow to fall in love, but very loyal and committed once he does.

He 100% keeps the relationship a secret, even from his brothers. Not only does he not want to get caught for breaking the rules, but he also likes having this one thing for himself.

Not shy in expressing himself around his significant other. And if he doesn't understand their feelings, he will ask them to share.

Doesn't communicate much while he's on the job, but as soon as he's home, he loves settling down on the couch to snuggle and catch up.

Won't let them go until he absolutely has to leave again.

Unclear what he would be attracted to, since he doesn't even know until it happens. Doesn't have a type.

As long as they were trustworthy and honest, maybe more on the even-tempered side, but also able to be passionate about things that truly matter.

And has a cute butt.

Hound and Thorn are ass-guys through and through.

Entrevista a Francisco Gutiérrez, jefe de Psicología Básica del CUCS. Primera parte

Aparece esta entrevista en la red social YouTube, hecha a Francisco Gutiérrez, jefe de Psicología Básica en el Centro Universitario de Ciencias de la Salud de la Universidad de Guadalajara. Un video de 10 minutos con 57 segundos de duración, en que se pone de manifiesto un nivel intelectual deplorable de este profesional de la salud mental (lo mismo sucede con la entrevistadora, pero ese es otro asunto).

La obesidad muy grave de este señor parece un indicador de una salud mental terrible, pues hasta donde yo sé, la obesidad es autoagresión. A todas luces, Francisco Gutiérrez vive un proceso de autodestrucción ya muy avanzado, parece haberse condenado a muerte a sí mismo.

Su precariedad intelectual se manifiesta claramente en los primeros minutos de la entrevista, en que la entrevistadora le pregunta cómo se inició en la psicología. Francisco Gutiérrez responde: “bueno, originalmente, yo fui ‘terapista’ físico…” La palabra que debió usar es “terapeuta”, pues la palabra “terapista” no existe en el idioma español, el señor Gutiérrez debe haberla tomado del idioma inglés, therapist.

¿Qué se puede esperar de una persona como esa, como Francisco Gutiérrez? Parece razonable suponer que en el mejor de los casos, su labor resulta inútil; en el peor de los casos, un individuo como ese puede hacer mucho daño. Podría suceder esto —que su actividad fuera inútil o incluso dañina— por su incapacidad para cumplir sus funciones, cuyo origen sería, por supuesto, su pésima salud tanto física como mental. Todavía peor que eso, podría hacer daño a personas en situación de vulnerabilidad (pacientes, usuarios de servicios de salud mental) motivado por su problemática personal, el deseo de violentar a alguien, sin importar de quién se trate.

Esto sucede mucho entre todo tipo de personal médico, más frecuentemente entre quienes prestan servicios de salud mental, psicólogos (una ocupación en la que predomina el género femenino) y psiquiatras.

Entrevistadora:

… que lo hemos tenido aquí con charlas, tenemos temas específicos, referentes a la psicología, suicidio y otros temas. Pero hoy queremos hablar de usted, de su trayectoria y cómo comienza… eh… ¿por qué decide estudiar la carrera de psicología?

Francisco Gutiérrez: