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[06:50] -- condescendingCoronation [CC] began pestering courserTechnician [CT] at 06:50 --

[06:51] CC: wow t)(at was some screaming you were doing

[06:51] CC: i mean cod damn

[06:51] CC: i s)(ould call you pony boy

[06:51] CC: cause all t)(at screaming

[06:51] CC: would make you

[06:51] CC: a little )(orse

[06:51] CC: # lol

[06:51] CC: # been wanting to use t)(at

[06:52] CT: D --> While I do appreciate the hoofbeast puns

[06:52] CT: D --> It was not a very e%ceptional pun at all

[06:52] CC: you obv dont know w)(at ur talkin about

[06:52] CC: t)(at was best pun

[06:52] CT: D --> It was quite foalish to be brutally honest

[06:53] CT: D --> And while a stable base is neccesary

[06:53] CC: O)()()()()( S)(IT

[06:53] CT: D --> For such puns

[06:53] CC: PULLING OUT MOR-E PUNS

[06:53] CT: D --> It seems the mane attra%ion of yours

[06:53] CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a

[06:53] CT: D --> Was simply riding a failed joke to completion

[06:53] CC: maybe you arent as s)(itty as i t)(oug)(t clopper

[06:53] CT: D --> I canter believe you thought that was a good pun

[06:54] CC: ok t)(at one was a stretc)(

[06:54] CT: D --> Yes, I was running out

[06:54] CC: still not bad for a dude w)(o break everyt)(ing

[06:54] CC: even t)(e punc)(lines

[06:54] CC: # wink

[06:54] CT: D --> I would prefer if you did not refer to me like that

[06:55] CC: s)(ore w)(atever

[06:56] CC: so u)( ima confis)( to you

[06:56] CC: im bored as s)(ell

[06:56] CC: ive been casting my line all over t)(e place

[06:56] CT: D --> Well, I am current-ly waiting for the other Fuschiab100ded troll

[06:56] CC: o)( yea)( princess rainbow

[06:57] CT: D --> Miss Feferi Pie%es, our reigning Empress

[06:57] CC: w)(at an idiot

[06:57] CT: D --> I will not comment on that

[06:57] CT: D --> But I am starting to get slightly annoyed

[06:59] CT: D --> You are bored, and I have plenty of questions

[06:59] CT: D --> Do you mind if I ask some

[07:01] CC: s)(ore go a)(ead

[07:01] CC: i dont give a flying fis)( fuck w)(at t)(e ot)(ers say

[07:01] CC: t)(is is better t)(an not)(ing

[07:01] CT: D --> Well, that is quite convenient for me

[07:01] CC: and way better t)(an t)(at alien filt)(

[07:01] CT: D --> So, are you all dead

[07:01] CC: ps)( fuck if i know

[07:02] CC: maybe?

[07:02] CT: D --> Are you dead

[07:02] CC: its really kinda confusing

[07:02] CC: yea)( i guess we are

[07:02] CC: we're just still around

[07:03] CT: D --> Are you spirits, such as the ones Aradia can talk to

[07:03] CT: D --> Or, something else

[07:03] CC: somet)(ing else for s)(ore

[07:03] CT: D --> Do you Hemotype

[07:03] CC: i do yea)(

[07:03] CC: my fronds )(ere not so muc)(

[07:04] CT: D --> So, you are a fuschia b100ded troll

[07:04] CC: )(ell yea)( 38D

[07:04] CT: D --> Were you a previous Empress of our race

[07:04] CC: top of t)(e top of t)(e food c)(ain

[07:05] CC: i was never empress

[07:05] CC: i was in line t)(oug)(

[07:05] CC: it s)(oould )(ave been me

[07:05] CT: D --> Oh, did you die before you gained the throne

[07:05] CC: yea)(

[07:06] CC: t)(oug)( really t)(e t)(rone stopped mattering after a w)(ile

[07:06] CT: D --> How so

[07:06] CC: )(mmm

[07:06] CC: now )(eres some fis)(y territory

[07:06] CC: lets just say

[07:06] CC: t)(e world was ending

[07:06] CC: and we sorta died wit)( it

[07:07] CT: D --> Oh deer

[07:07] CT: D --> That sounds e%ceptionally terrible

[07:07] CC: well i say died

[07:07] CC: i killed us

[07:07] CT: D --> You killed your entire race

[07:07] CC: so t)(at we could still exist out )(ere

[07:07] CC: no just us 12

[07:08] CT: D --> So there are 12 of you in your group

[07:08] CC: yea)( just like yours

[07:08] CT: D --> Like mine

[07:08] CT: D --> I do not understand that

[07:08] CC: i can practically )(ear t)(e gears turning in your )(ead

[07:08] CT: D --> But I suppose I will eventually

[07:08] CC: yea)( you will

[07:08] CC: probably later t)(an most t)(oug)(

[07:08] CT: D --> Gears, an appropriate choice

[07:09] CC: t)(ey are arent t)(ey

[07:09] CC: coddamn za)()(aks

[07:09] CT: D --> Zahhaks

[07:09] CC: at least youre better t)(an t)(at ot)(er dude

[07:10] CT: D --> Other Zahhak

[07:10] CC: suc)( a pain in t)(e gills

[07:10] CT: D --> Please, e%plain

[07:10] CC: yeeeeaaaaa)(

[07:11] CT: D --> Another thing you cannot

[07:11] CC: not exactly

[07:11] CC: lets say

[07:11] CC: cause in in an entertainin mood

[07:11] CC: t)(at your ancestors are bigger deals t)(an you t)(oug)(t

[07:12] CT: D --> Curious, I just found the location of my ancestors tomb

[07:12] CT: D --> I plan to go e%ploring soon

[07:12] CC: niice

[07:13] CT: D --> So, am I correct in assuming I still will not know any of your names

[07:14] CC: na)( probly not

[07:14] CT: D --> Gosh darn it

[07:14] CC: ancestor types didnt keep good record of t)(at stuff

[07:14] CC: and i cant tell ya

[07:14] CC: i probly already glubbed somefin up

[07:15] CC: # w)(o cares

[07:15] CT: D --> I am sure Scratch would stop you telling me anything dangerous

[07:15] CC: im out of )(is jurisdiction far as i can tell

[07:16] CC: meddling mot)(erglubber

[07:16] CT: D --> But he can see everything we say

[07:16] CC: yea)( maybe

[07:16] CC: but )(es only your universes guardian

[07:16] CT: D --> I see

[07:17] CT: D --> This has been an e%tremely enlightening conversation

[07:18] CC: well it wasnt s)(it for me

[07:18] CC: aw s)(ell

[07:18] CC: kankris walkin over )(ere

[07:18] CT: D --> Kankri

[07:18] CC: glub

[07:18] CC: 38(

[07:18] CT: D --> A name, finally

[07:18] CC: no you mot)(erksdf)(sdiof)(igdgdf

[10:14] -- courserTechnician [CT] began pestering afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 22:14 --

[10:14] CT: D --> Megido

[10:14] CT: D --> As much as it pains me to admit

[10:15] AA: is s0mething wr0ng

[10:15] CT: D --> I need your help with something

[10:15] AA: whats the s0mething

[10:15] CT: D --> I have recently found the tomb of my ancestor, E%ecutor Darkleer

[10:16] AA: 0k

[10:16] AA: and

[10:17] CT: D --> I do not have much e%perience e%ploring tombs

[10:17] CT: D --> I know you do

[10:17] CT: D --> And I would like you to assist me

[10:17] AA: where is this t0mb l0cated

[10:17] CT: D --> I believe we shall be the first people to set foot in it since it was sealed up

[10:17] AA: and what d0 y0u seek in there

[10:18] CT: D --> It is located in the mountain rage near gear one, in my sector

[10:18] CT: D --> And I seek the reli% of my Ancestor

[10:18] AA: why

[10:18] AA: is there s0mething 0f imp0rtance hidden in there

[10:19] CT: D --> I do not know

[10:19] CT: D --> But I would like to find out

[10:20] AA: s0 thats why y0u need my help

[10:20] AA: 0k

[10:20] AA: it s0unds interesting

[10:20] AA: when d0 y0u want me t0 c0me 0ver

[10:20] CT: D --> How soon can you be here

[10:21] AA: im n0t sure is the rebelli0n still g0ing 0n

[10:21] CT: D --> No, I have quelled it

[10:21] AA: 0k

[10:21] AA: i sh0uld be there fairly fast

[10:22] CT: D --> Get everything you need first, we shall depart as soon as you get here

[10:22] AA: i d0nt think ill need much

[10:22] AA: if it is truly the t0mb 0f y0ur ancest0r then perhaps i can c0mmunicate with him

[10:22] AA: y0u might need s0me things t0 keep y0urself calm th0ugh

[10:23] AA: i assume y0u d0nt have as much experience with gh0sts as much as i d0

[10:24] CT: D --> I prefer to avoid things that I cannot e%perience on the material plane

[10:25] CT: D --> And I assure you I can keep in perfect control of myself

[10:26] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[10:34] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[10:34] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

[10:35] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] began pestering courserTechnician [CT] at 22:35 --

[10:35] AA: s0rry my internet is quite bad especially since its 0nly held up by a few gh0sts

[10:35] CT: D --> Understandable

[10:35] CT: D --> It probably does not help that your sector is in rebellion

[10:35] AA: but as i was saying if y0u arent c0mf0rtable with what cant be seen in the material plane then y0u will have tr0uble expl0ring y0ur ancest0rs t0mb

[10:36] CT: D --> I said I preferred to avoid them

[10:36] CT: D --> I am not uncomfortable with them

[10:36] AA: and i hear that y0u sweat pr0fusely when y0u are n0t calm s0 i h0pe that y0u bring s0mething t0 calm y0urself d0wn as i d0nt like having sweat s0 near t0 me

[10:36] AA: 0h 0k

[10:36] AA: if y0u say s0

[10:36] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] ceased pestering courserTechnician [CT] at 22:36 --

[10:36] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] began pestering courserTechnician [CT] at 22:36 --

[10:36] AA: ill be there as s00n as p0ssible

[10:37] AA: please be prepared t0 have s0me sh0vels and pickaxes and t0rches bef0re i arrive

[01:51] -- courserTechnician [CT] began trolling constitutionsGrief [CG] at 13:51 --

[01:52] CT: D --> Vantas

[01:52] CT: D --> I have a proposition for you

[01:52] CT: D --> One that I am sure neither of us will enjoy

[01:52] CT: D --> But one that I feel is neccesary anyway

[01:53] CG: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME? COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED ANY MORE EVIDENCE THAT I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING MY JOB EVEN THOUGH THINGS ARE SUPPOSEDLY PEACEFUL NOW?

[01:54] CT: D --> E%cept you are not capable of doing your job

[01:54] CT: D --> You are skilled

[01:54] CT: D --> I will give you that

[01:58] CG: WHY AM I NOT ABLE TO DO MY JOB? THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I DID KILL QUITE A FEW TROLLS WHO WERE PROBABLY TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES AND THEIR LUSII, JUST LIKE YOU AND GAMZEE TOLD ME TO.

[01:59] CG: IS THIS ABOUT THE ONE TROLL WHO I HAPPENED TO SHOW MERCY TO? BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GOING TO CULL HIM IF HE COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK.

[01:59] CT: D --> No, it is not about that

[01:59] CT: D --> That was an... efficient way of dealing with him

[01:59] CT: D --> But, what will you do if someone STRONGER comes after the Highb100d

[02:00] CT: D --> I was there to fight Veridi this time

[02:00] CT: D --> I doubt there will be any more on his scale

[02:00] CT: D --> But there are still trolls with mutations

[02:00] CT: D --> What say a troll with a powerful mutation comes to take down the Highb100d

[02:01] CT: D --> I can not always be there to defend him

[02:01] CT: D --> And when I cannot be there, I need to know my Moirail is being guarded by someone I can trust

[02:01] CG: REALLY EQUIUS? I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED THAT. IT ISN'T AS IF MOST OF OUR FRIENDS HAVE MUTATIONS AND HAVE A GOOD IDEA ABOUT HOW THEY WORK AND HOW TO USE THEM.

[02:03] CG: AND I'M SURE IF FOR SOME REASON I FOUND MYSELF UNABLE TO DEFEND GAMZEEL, HE WOULD BE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF FINISHING OFF WHATEVER I MANAGED TO DO TO THE TROLL ATTACKING HIM.

[02:05] CG: *GAMZEE

[02:05] CT: D --> You are his High Thresecutioner, that is a terrible mindset

[02:07] CG: WHAT KIND OF MINDSET AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE? I FIGURED A COMPLETE LACK OF FAITH IN GAMZEE'S ABILITY TO HOLD HIS GROUND EVEN AFTER I CAN'T FIGHT FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER WOULD BE SEEN AS TREASON.

[02:08] CT: D --> You are supposed to have the mindset that no one will get past you to get to him

[02:12] CG: THAT IS AN EXTREMELY REASONABLE EXPECTATION TO HAVE FOR MYSELF. THANK YOU EQUIUS FOR LETTING ME SEE THE LIGHT. OBVIOUSLY, I'M UNABLE TO EVER MAKE A SINGLE MISTAKE IN COMBAT AND AVOID ANY INJURIES THAT MIGHT PREVENT ME FROM FIGHTING FOR MUCH LONGER NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT IT BECOMES AND ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST A RESULT OF NEGATIVITY AND SELF-LOATHING.

[02:13] CG: THANK YOU FOR THIS NEWFOUND OPTIMISM, SINCE IT'S CLEARLY HELPFUL AND THE RECKLESSNESS THAT COMES WITH IT WON'T GET ME KILLED AT ALL.

[02:14] CT: D --> You wanted the benifits, the title, but none of the responsibilities that come with your job

[02:14] CT: D --> You claim you wanted to earn it properly

[02:14] CT: D --> But when push comes to shove, you hide behind that fucking sarcasm you e%ude like to%ic waste from every pore on your body

[02:15] CT: D --> It seems I was wrong about you Vantas

[02:15] CT: D --> If you ever feel like you want to stop being such a coward, you are welcome to contact me again

[02:15] CT: D --> Now, if you will e%cuse me, I have things to do

[02:15] -- courserTechnician [CT] gave up trolling constitutionsGrief [CG] at 14:15 --

[02:16] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] began trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 14:16 --

[02:16] CG: MY POINT IS THAT I CAN'T EXPECT MYSELF TO BE INVINCIBLE, EQUIUS. MOST OF WHAT I LEARNED ON MY OWN SAID THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NE CAUTIOUS UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY *WANT* TO GET RUN THROUGH WITH SOMETHING.

[02:16] CG: BECAUSE YES, THAT WOULD DO YOUR MOIRAIL A LOT OF GOOD IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENDING HIM.

[02:17] CT: D --> 100k, do you want training or not'

[02:17] CT: D --> I can take you into real life battle situations, and I shall promise to keep you alive

[02:18] CG: I THOUGHT PRACTICING IN MY RSPITE BLOCK AND MAKING A COMPLETE IDIOT OUT OF MYSELF COUNTED AS TRAINING, BECAUSE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?

[02:18] CT: D --> Not training in your respite block and making an idiot of yourself

[02:19] CT: D --> You could, perhaps, get real combat e%perience

[02:19] CG: AND HOW WOULD YOU BE DOING THAT ANYWAY? THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, ALTERNIA DIDN'T NORMALLY HAVE WARS.

[02:19] CT: D --> Not this Alternia

[02:21] CG: OH, SO THERE IS SOME OTHER PLANET OUT THERE NAMED ALTERNIA THAT WE WOULD NOT ONLY BE ABLE TO VISIT, BUT RETURN FROM IN TIME TO DO THE DUTIES YOU ARE SO CONVINCED I CAN'T DO?

[02:22] CT: D --> I will e%plain if you agree to come to train with me

[02:22] CT: D --> Otherwise, it is not something you need to know

[02:24] CG: IF I AGREE TO TRAIN WITH YOU, WILL YOU AT LEAST HELP ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE ARMOR THAT'S MORE EFFICIENT THAN WHAT I USED WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING THE REBELS?

[02:25] CT: D --> I can provide you with the highest quality armor possible

[02:26] CT: D --> Same with weaponry

[02:28] CG: IT JUST HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT I DON'T NEED TO CONSTANTLY ADJUST OR WORRY ABOUT, SINCE I HIGHLY DOUBT HOWEVER MUCH YOUR "HIGHEST QUALITY ARMOR" WEIGHS WOULD NOT BE VERY CONVENIENT FOR SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO MOVE QUICKLY. THEN AGAIN, THAT IDN'T SOMETHING I'D EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND SINCE YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER USED A SICKLE IN YOUR EXISTENCE.

[02:30] CT: D --> I have trained with many weapons, sicke inc100ded, but they just hinder me in the end

[02:30] CT: D --> And the metal I use is e%ceptionally light, STRONG and fle%ible

[02:30] CT: D --> Something I designed myself

[02:32] CG: I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU AT LEAST HAVE SOME SENSE ABOUT CAUTION IN BATTLE, AND IF ME TRAINING IS ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT GAMZEE'S SAFETY, THEN FINE, I'LL AGREE TO IT.

[02:33] CG: BUT I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT I DID SEE GAMZEE FIGHTING AND IF SOMETHING ACTUALLY WENT WRONG WHILE I WAS TRYING TO DEFEND HIM, I DO TRUST HIM TO AT LEAST GET HIS UNINTELLIGENT ASS OUT OF THERE.

[02:34] CT: D --> He can handle himself, but it will help ease my mind to know my Moirail is in capable hands

[02:34] CT: D --> Especially after this rebellion

[02:36] CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN THAT I DIDN'T NOTICE, BECAUSE I THOUGHT GAMZEE WAS ONE OF THE MOST COMPETENT FIGHTERS DURING THAT REBELLION.

[02:37] CT: D --> I am sure he will not mind you knowing

[02:37] CT: D --> He is currently paraplegic

[02:39] CG: WHAT? HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO DO WHATEVER IN THE SANCTITY OF BULGE TAINTING FUCK TO GAMZEE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE UNABLE TO EVEN *WALK*?

[02:40] CT: D --> He protected you from the gravity f100ctuations, which put immense pressure on his spinal co100mn, rupturing his spinal cord

[02:41] CT: D --> If it wasn't for him, you would certainly be dead

[02:44] CG: AND WHY WAS HE DOING THAT IF IT WAS GOING TO TURN HIM INTO SOME CRIPPLE WHO MIGHT BE DEFENSELESS NOW? I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'D BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.

[02:45] CG: BESIDES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHILE WE'RE OFF TRAINING WHEREVER AND GAMZEE IS LEFT ALONE POSSIBLY TO SOME OTHER ASSASSIN WHO HE'D NOW BE DEFENSELESS AGAINST?

[02:45] CT: D --> Oh don't worry, in his perspective the training will be over in the blink of an eye

[02:47] CG: SO YOU'RE GOING TO FORCE HIM TO PASS OUT AND HIDE HIM SOMEWHERE WHERE HOPEFULLY NOBODY IS GOING TO FIND HIM?

[02:48] CT: D --> What, no

[02:48] CT: D --> That is ridic001ous

[02:50] CG: THEN HOW IS THE TRAINING GOING TO BE OVER IN "THE BLINK OF AN EYE" FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE? DO YIU SOMEHOW EXPECT ME TO STOP TIME AND TRAIN THEN, BECAUSE WHOEVER CONVINCED YOU THAT I HIAD THAT POWER IS WRONG.

[02:51] CT: D --> No, we shall be leaving this timeline

[02:51] CT: D --> And returning at the e%act point of departure

[02:55] CG: SO INSTEAD OF STOPPING TIME, WE ARE TRAVELING TO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND TRAINING THEN? EVEN IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK DOING THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL? WHAT WOULD STOP WHOEVER IS IN THESE ALTERNATE TIMELINES FROM THINKING THAT WE'RE IMPOSTORS?

[02:56] CT: D --> If they think we are imposters, that is even better

[02:56] CT: D --> It just means they will be trying to kill us that much more

[02:58] CG: THAT IS REALLY ASSURING ME THAT I DID NOT JUST MAKE SOME DECISION THAT I WILL NOT ONLY REGRET LATER BUT AT THE MOMENT IS AN EMBODIMENT OF FUCKED UP TO THE POINT WHERE TROLLS ARE SWINGING FROM THEIR BULGES AND WAITING TO BE HACKED APART.

[02:58] CT: D --> I have been on many of these e%cursions, and have not died yet

[02:59] CT: D --> You will be safe enough

[02:59] CT: D --> But, give me...

[02:59] CT: D --> Hmmm

[02:59] CT: D --> Si% days to prepare

[02:59] CT: D --> I have other things to do as well

[03:03] CG: FINE. I'LL CONTACT YOU IN SIX DAYS, AND ASSUMING SOLLUX ISN'T STILL TRYING TO EITHER CODDLE ME OR CAUSE ME TO QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT HE EVEN UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF THE PHRASE "I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF", WE CAN START WITH THIS FUCKED UP WAY OF TRAINING.

[03:05] CT: D --> Perfect

[03:05] CT: D --> Goodbye Vantas

[03:05] CT: D --> A pleasure, as always

[03:06] CG: I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU IN SIX DAYS. IF I DON'T, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY.

[03:07] CT: D --> Try not to die before then

[03:07] CT: D --> Goodbye

[04:47] -- condescendingCoronation [CC] began pestering courserTechnician [CT] at 04:47 --

[04:47] CC: neig)( mot)(erglubbin neig)( )(orsey boy

[04:47] CT: D --> Another mysterious messenger

[04:47] CC: )(owre t)(ings over t)(ere in t)(at s)(ell of a land you call a domain?

[04:47] CC: o)( wait i can see it

[04:47] CC: t)(ey suck

[04:48] CT: D --> May I ask your name

[04:48] CC: you may

[04:48] CC: but i cant tell you t)(at

[04:48] CC: cause time s)(it or somefin

[04:48] CT: D --> Ah, I see

[04:49] CT: D --> I assume you know agesAnnihilation, and taciturnClairvoyant

[04:49] CC: s)(ell i probably s)(ouldnt even be bot)(ering you

[04:49] CC: yea)( i know em

[04:49] CC: w)(at aboat it?

[04:49] CT: D --> I was just curious

[04:49] CC: o)( cod t)(is was a bad idea

[04:49] CT: D --> How many in your group

[04:49] CC: i needed more material before t)(is

[04:50] CC: fuck

[04:50] CC: later clopper

CCT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HIGH8LOODS RULE.

CURRENT aristocraticGambit [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAG: Alright, now that every8ody is here, I can say that this memo is just as worthless as the last few 8ut will serve as a easy form of communication 8etween all of us.

CAG: And, I had to m8ke it, you know, to like fufill that time 8ullshit.

FUTURE generalateConstable [FGC2] 413 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FGC2: JUST L1K3 1 H4D TO DO TH1S TO FULF1L T1M3 CR4P

CAG: Also, Eridan's lusus is so dum8 he tried to drown himself.

CURRENT technologiicalApiiculture [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTA: what the hell diid ii mii22

CURRENT generalateConstable [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGC: DO3ST H3 BR34TH3 W4T3R?

CCT: D --> Do we really have to have another one of these

CGC: H1 SOL!

CGC: H3LLO 3QU1US

CGC: W3LL 1TS H3R3

CGC: M1GHT 4S W3LL M4K3 TH3 B3ST OF 1T

CAG: Yes, that would 8e the joke!!!!!!!!

CAG: Oh, disgusting, look what decided to join the memo. A sweaty 8ehemoth.

CURRENT ceasersAbsolution [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCA: i havve nevver seen more commoners gathered in one place

CCT: D --> There is one lowb100d in this chat

CGC: ST1LL YOUR W4V3R1NG G4B SN4K3 3R1D4N

CCA: the heamospectrum begs to differ eq

CCA: its not just one

CCA: wwhat is this memo about

CTA: fuckiing rude CA

CCA: wwhere is fef

CTA: no wonder no one ever vii2iit2 you

CCA: fef does

CTA: fef doe2n't count

CTA: fef'2 the empre22, 2he ha2 to put up wiith a22hole2 all the tiime

CCA: fef is the only one that wwill evver count

CTA: riight, forgot everyone and theiir lu2u2 ii2 riidiing her bulge

CAG: For fucks s8ke i thought we had a deal a8out the control stuff!!!!!!!!

CTA: control 2tuff AG?

CCT: D --> Oh, I must have forgotten

CCT: D --> My apologies

CGC: CONTROL OF L1MBS SOL

CCA: so as you may havve noticed sol and i installed some neww features in sector 2 to keep us all safe

CCA: just layin that out there

CCA: checkin to see if any of you are cabable of apreciation

CTA: oh great ED ju2t fuckiing flaunt that 2hiit

CCT: D --> Why would anyone bother invading your underwater trash heap anyway

CCA: excuse you

CGC: 3R1D4N

CCT: D --> Unless, of course, you decide to ignore some deals that have been made

CGC: 1F W3 W3R3 GO1NG TO 1NV4D3 YOU

CCA: my kingdom servves to protect fefs secto

CGC: W3 WOULD BOMB YOU

CTA: ii thiink the real que2tiion ii2 why wa2 there never any fuckiing 2ecuriity to make 2ure you gro22 fii2h troll2 diidn't 2tay out of our damn 2ector

CGC: 3C4US3 NO ON3 W4NTS 1T

CCA: that wwas an accident

CCT: D --> We would never be able to get the filthy stench of Sea Dweller off of us if we invaded you

CGC: QU1T3

CCA: implyin you dont like the smell of royal blood

CTA: but you're free to kiill a horde of them iif they enter your 2ector wiithout fear of the 2tiink 2taiiniing your pa2ture2

CCT: D --> Eridan, you aren't Royal

CCT: D --> The Empress is royal

CCT: D --> You are a glorified bodyguard

CCA: if thats wwhat helps you sleep at night then please continue believvin it

CCA: are you tryin to be my rivval or somethin

CCT: D --> Disgusting

CCT: D --> I already have a far superior rival

CURRENT oO [COO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

COO: Let us not try to start any unessecary wars or conflicts, I very much do enjoy having all of my pupils alive and well.

COO: I am an excellent guardian.

CCT: D --> Lord Scratch, a pleasure, as always

CGC: 1ND33D LORD V4N1LL4 M1LKSH4K3

CGC: 1 M34N SCR4TCH

CCA: hmpf

CTA: uh hii

COO: I really wish I could say the same. Now that what has been needed to be said has been said, I shall take my leave at the time I was expected to.

COO ceased responding to memo.

CCA: if all you wwill do is insult me i shant havve it

CCA: i havve more important matters to attend to land dwwellers

CAG: ::::|

CTA: ED pull your bulge out of your nook and 2hut up

CTA: who the fuck 2tart2 a memo wiithout a rea2on?

CTA: e2peciially one that iinclude2 the priince of douche the cliient lii2t

CTA: obviiou2ly there'2 a rea2on and iif you would put your rediiculou2 ego a2iide long enough for 2omeone to explaiin iit ii'm 2ure we could all go back to what we were doiing

CCT: D --> I am currently in the same position as you are

CCA ceased responding to memo.

CCT: D --> I do not understand the point of making this memo

CAG: Don't you just want to talk? Clearly, the reason of this memo was so that we all could 8ond and 8e the 8est of friends!!!!!!!!

CAG: Clearly.

CAG: We were not meant to end up 8itching a8out why the memo was made like every single time!

FGC2: 4CTU4LLY W3 4R3

CCT: D --> Yet oddly enough it seems to be you making the pointless ones most of the time

FGC2: 3V3RY T1M3

CTA: waiit 2o there ii2n't a damn rea2on for me to be here riight now?

CTA: fuck that, ED waiit up

CAG: 8itch, 8itch, 8itch, 8iiiiiiiitch.

CAG: May8e there is.

CCT: D --> I believe there are only two of you in the Memo

CCT: D --> No need to say it four times

CGC: WH4T 3X4CTLY 4R3 YOU 1MPLY1NG TH3R3 3QU1US?

CURRENT ghastlyAbettor [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGA: Allow Me To Quickly Bitch About Why I Am Here

CGC: R1GHT ON SCH3DUL3

CAG: At long last, 8ecause we all would have just dieeeeeeeed without your imput.

FGC2: SCROLL1NG DOWN TH3 M3MO 1S FUN

CGC: Y34H 1T 1S

CCT: D --> These memos always turn out to be e%ceptionally hositle

CGC: S3R1OUSLY 4R3 YOU GUYS R34D1NG TH3 STUFF YOUR3 S4Y1NG?

CGC: 1TS K1ND4 FUNNY

CAG: Where the fuck is Gamzee even at?

CCT: D --> If your goal is to make everyone like each other more, then I believe you have failed e%ceptionally well

CCT: D --> The Highb100d is indisposed right now

FUTURE aristocraticGambit [FAG] 14:13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAG: Nonsense, here I am, standing in the future, looking at my goal 8l8tantly accomplished.

CAG: "Indisposed?"

CCT: D --> That is what I said, is it not

CAG: Vague and mysterious.

CGC: 1M GU3SS1NG 1T 1NVOLV3S K1LL1NG

CGC: OR B31NG H1GH

CGC: OR BOTH

CGC: PROB4BLY BOTH

CCT: D --> It involves neither

CGC: >:O

CGC: SHOCK3R OF TH3 P3R1G33

CGC: 44444444NYW4Y

CAG: ::::)

CGC: 1M SUR3 TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG 1MPORT4NT W3 COULD B3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT

CGC: L1K3 WH4T TH3 H3LL H4PP3N3D TO TH3 B34CH P4RTY?

CGC: 1S TH4T ST1LL 4 TH1NG?

CAG: I have 8een informed that it should not 8e a thing.

CCT: D --> Oh, I shall find that out soon

CAG: 8ut my source kinda 8lows.

CGC: OH?

CGC: SOURC3S?

CCT: D --> Is your cource possibly a mysterious message from a troll with the same color and handle initials as one of our deer friends

CCT: D --> Source, that is

CAG: Yeah, purple hemotyping, goes 8y TC.

CCT: D --> I have burgundy, goes by AA

CGC: THOS3 SOUND F4M1L14R

CAG: How long has this 8een going on?

CGC: THOUGH 1 H4V3 R3C13V3D NO SUCH COMMUN1C4D3

CCT: D --> The Highb100d has also recieved such communications

CCT: D --> It seems you are finally considered important enough, Serket

FUTURE aristocraticGambit [FAG2] 43:14 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAG2: You idiots should pro8a8ly just listen to those morons, ha, funny how it's just a circle of idiots and morons telling each other to do like lost little puppies. 8ut yeah, here I am, alive and well, so o8viously I know 8est.

CAG: I'm actually kind of getting a 8it annoyed with these different versions of me.

CCT: D --> Yes, just one of you is troublesome enough to handle at a time

CGC: JUST GO3S TO SHOW YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4TS GOOD FOR YOU

FGC2: JUST GO3S TO SHOW YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4TS GOOD FOR YOU*

CGA: Goodbye Friends I Am Gone

CGA ceased responding to memo.

CAG made CT an OP.

CAG made GC an OP.

CAG, FAG2, FAG1 ceased responding to memo.

CURRENT aristocraticGambit [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAG: This program sometimes, I swear.

CGC made AG an OP.

CGC: 1 KNOW TH4T F33L1NG

CCT: D --> Also, Vriska, I need to message you eventually

CGC: YOU KNOW YOU COULD PROB4BLY JUST T4LK 4BOUT WH4T3V3R 1T 1S H3R3 R1GHT?

CGC: TH3R3S L1K3 NO ON3 H3R3

CAG: I'm sure you do. :::;)

CAG: Oh yeeeeeeeeah, why don't you just say it here? Unless if it's something really fucking stupid.

CGC: 1N TH4T C4S3 S4Y 1T H3R3 TW1C3

CGC: FOR M3MORYS S4K3

CCT: D --> I would prefer not to

CCT: D --> So, I assume there is no more reason to be here

CGC: Y34H TH3R3 1S

CGC: S4Y TH3 TH1NG

CCT: D --> No

CGC: ...

CGC: PL34S3?

CCT: D --> Doing something I e%pected you to be doing the entire time won't help, Pyrope

CGC: 4ND WH4T W4S TH4T?

CGC: OOH 1 KNOW!

FGC2: OF COURS3 YOU DO

CCT: D --> Using your manners like a civilized person, perhaps

CGC: TH4NK YOU M3

CGC: W3LL OF COURS3

CAG: Oh, so I can't w8 to hear this now.

CGC: WH4T 4M 1 1F NOT 4M4Z1NGLY N1C3 4ND 4W3SOM3?

CCT: D --> Many things

CGC: 1 THOUGHT YOU D1DNT L1K3 TO M1NC3 WORDS 3QU1US?

CCT: D --> And I do not like to talk to Eridan, yet I do when the situations arises

CGC: F41R PO1NT

CGC: NOW 4BOUT TH1S TH1NG

CGC: TH4T YOU W3R3 S4Y1NG

CGC: Y3S YOU W3R3 D3F1N1T3LY S4Y1NG 4 TH1NG

CTA: thiing2 were beiing 2aiid? how lewd

CGC: W3LL NOT Y3T TH3Y 4R3NT

CGC: H3 H4SNT S41D 1T Y3T

CGC: L1K3 H3 W4S D3F1N1T3LY 4BOUT TO

CTA: probably 2omethiing about mu2cle bea2t2

FGC2: NOT QU1T3

CGC: BUTT OUT FUTUR3 M3!

CGC: G33Z

CGC: 1 B3T YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW

CCT: D --> Nothing is, or will be said

CAG: ........

CGC: R34LLY?

CGC: TH4TS K1ND4

CGC: NOT COOL

CGC: OH W3LL

CGC: 1T H4PP3NS

CTA: look what you diid CT

CTA: you made terezii blue

CTA: you ba2tard

CGC: W3LL MOR3 T34L

CGC: OH W41T

CGC: YOU M34NT TH3 F33L1NG

CGC: VR1SK4 4R3 YOU S4D 4 LOT?

CGC: OR YOU 3QU1US?

CGC: C4US3 YOU 4LL 4R3 SO BLU3

CGC: DO3S TH4T 4FF3CT 4NYTH1NG?

CCT: D --> Only our innate superiority

CCT: D --> And the fact we will live much longer

CGC: 1 M34NT 3MOT1ON4LLY NOT B1OLOG1C4LLY

CGC: 1 KNOW TH3 B1OLOGY 3QU

CCT: D --> As you well know, higher castes have a tendecy towards violence, so yes, it affects us emotionally

CGC: DO3S TH3 V1OL3NC3 BUM YOU OUT?

CGC: 1M R34LLY CUR1OUS 4BOUT TH1S NOW

CGC: HMMM

CCT: D --> Not at all

CGC: 4R3 R3DS 4NGRY?

CGC: 1 DONT TH1NK SO

CCT: D --> Reds, such as Aradia

CGC: Y34H

CTA: ii thiink the cooler the blood hue the more hot headed they get

CGC: SH3S NOT V3RY 4NGRY

CTA: 2ort of iironiic

CCT: D --> It also affects body temperature, curiously enough

CGC: Y3S

CGC: B3C4US3 4S W4S 3ST4BL1SH3D

CGC: W3 KNOW TH3 B1OLOGY 3Q

CGC: W3 4R3 T4LK1NG TH1NK P4N STUFF H3R3

CGC: 4LSO TH4T TH1NG YOU W3R3 4BOUT TO S4Y

CAG: I feel as if this may 8e an ela8or8 joke.

CCT: D --> Then you shall have to talk to Serket about that, for she knows much more about the mind than I do

CCT: D --> Considering the amount of time she puts into manipulating them

CGC: 1 KNOW TH4T P4RT

CGC: TH4TS VOL1T1ON

CGC: M4N1PUL4T1ON

CTA: and thii2 chat ha2 2lowly turned iinto AG'2 quadrant2

CGC: 1M T4LK1NG 3MOT1ON

CTA: adiieu

CTA ceased responding to memo.

CGC: WH4T M4K3S YOU T1CK CT?

CCT: D --> Nothing that you need concern yourself with, Pyrope

CGC: TOO L4T3 FOR TH4T

CGC: 1 M1SS3D S4Y1NG GOODBY3 TO SOLLUX TO TYP3 TH4T

CGC: YOU SHOULD 4NSW3R

CGC: 1 CORD14LLY SUGG3ST

CGC: 1 GU3SS

CGC: TH4TS TH3 K1ND OF H1GH-HORS3 STUFF YOU S4Y WH3N YOU W4NT SOM3TH1NG R1GHT?

CCT: D --> You can cordially suggest whatever you want, Pyrope

CCT: D --> But make sure to keep it as a suggestion

CGC: OH BUT WHY WOULD 1T B3 4NYTH1NG BUT?

CGC: 1TS ONLY L1K3 YOU N3V3R S4Y 4NYTH1NG 1NFORM4T1V3

CGC: 4ND FOR ONC3 1 F3LT 1 N33D3D TO KNOW SOM3TH1NG

CGC: MOR3 TH4N 1 N33D3D TO S4Y GOODBY3 N1C3LY TO MY CRUSH

CGC: SO 3XCUUUUUUUUS3 M3

CGC: 1M OUT OF H3R3

CGC: 1 H4V3 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS TO DO

CCT: D --> I say what needs to be said, but unfortunately for you, this is not something you need to know

CGC, FGC2, FGC1 ceased responding to memo.

CAG: Well, this is over, then.

CCT: D --> So it seems

CCT: D --> A pleasure, as always

CAG: Woooooooo another successful memo!!!!!!!!

CAG ceased responding to memo.

[05:07] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 17:07 --

[05:07] TA: 2o how'2 the rebelliion?

[05:07] CT: D --> Destroyed

[05:07] TA: ii heard you fucked up the la2t liimeblood or 2omethiing extravagant liike that

[05:08] CT: D --> While quite unnecesarily vulgar, it is still true

[05:09] TA: well congratulatiioiin2 ii knew you had iit iin you

[05:10] CT: D --> I was quite disappointed in him

[05:10] CT: D --> He was e%ceptionally weak, even with his control over gravity

[05:10] TA: not up to your 2tandard2? ii thought you wouldn't have expectatiion2 for mutant2?

[05:10] TA: graviity?

[05:12] CT: D --> The Limeb100d had control over gravity

[05:12] CT: D --> Had

[05:13] TA: what the fuck. that ii2 one op mutatiion. 2ome troll2 get all the fuckiing luck. ii ju2t got 2tuck wiith headache2 and 2creamiing a22hole2

[05:14] CT: D --> Don't forget the unbelievably destructive eye blasts

[05:14] CT: D --> But yes, in the hands of someone capable, gravity control would be an e%tremely powerful ability

[05:14] CT: D --> Hence why the limeb100ds were culled

[05:15] TA: well, yeah ii've got tho2e two. are you 2ayiing he wa2n't capable? he cau2ed 2ome hell iif the web hold2 anythiing of truth

[05:16] CT: D --> He could not control his power, and could not withstand his own gravity f100ctuations

[05:16] TA: what a u2ele22 nub muncher

[05:17] TA: how diid he conviince people to follow a damn rebelliion iif he couldn't even learn how to deal wiith hii2 own mutatiion

[05:18] CT: D --> I let him cut my hand off, and still managed to easily overpower him

[05:18] CT: D --> I couldn't even fight seriously against him

[05:18] TA: your hand

[05:19] TA: why do ii feel liike everyone we know ii2 goiing to have 2ome kiind of robo-fiittiing before the 2weep end2?

[05:19] CT: D --> Well, he had to cut his hand off, so I made it fair

[05:19] CT: D --> And that would be simply e%quisite, would it not

[05:20] TA: not even a liittle

[05:20] CT: D --> Actually, Terezi contacted me before about that as well

[05:20] CT: D --> Just before you did, actually

[05:20] TA: terezii? what diid 2he want?

[05:20] CT: D --> It seems she saw what I did to Vriska, and was quite pleased with it

[05:20] CT: D --> And she wants me to make her a pair of robotic dragon wings

[05:21] TA: that ii2 the biigge2t turn off ii've ever heard iin my liife

[05:21] TA: iif ii ever come to you for robotiic iimplant2 ii want you to know iit'2 not 2omethiing ii'm proud of or ii've ju2t fiinally lo2t my 2hiit completely

[05:22] TA: actually

[05:22] TA: iif the que2tiion ii2 ever a2ked

[05:22] TA: ju2t beat my face iinto the floor repeatedly untiil ii 2tart makiing 2en2e agaiin

[05:22] CT: D --> You would be surprised how useful my implants can be, Sol100%

[05:23] CT: D --> And I really do not think I should be beating anyone of my friends faces into the ground

[05:24] TA: ii dii2agree, but only iif the 2iituatiion 2hould arii2e. ii 2ort of value beiing able to breathe and functiion properly

[05:26] CT: D --> Well, I shall make sure to leave you one hundred percent organic unless the need is drastic

[05:27] TA: thank you CT ii knew ii could tru2t you wiith my deepe2t thought2

[05:29] CT: D --> ... Right

[05:31] TA: ehehe

[05:31] TA: but the rebelliion ha2 been 2topped and you won 2o congratualtiion2

[05:32] TA: can ii a2k about the 2tatu2 of the re2t of 2ector three? and our friiend2?

[05:33] CT: D --> Nitram, from what I have heard, is perfectly fine

[05:33] CT: D --> But, Vriska told me that, so that could be a blatant lie

[05:34] TA: well regardle22 ii don't giive two fuck2 about niitram. what about TC and KK?

[05:34] TA: what were they liike la2t you 2aw them?

[05:34] CT: D --> Last I saw them, they were in my hive

[05:34] CT: D --> Vantas and the Highb100d were quite severely damaged by the f100ctuations

[05:34] CT: D --> Vantas, took the least damage because the Highb100d shielded him

[05:35] TA: well that'2 a pretty noble thiing for hiim to have done

[05:36] CT: D --> Yes, it is

[05:36] CT: D --> Vantas would have most likely died otherwise

[05:37] TA: how ii2 gamzee then? iif karkat wa2 iin that po2iitiion and gamzee had to take care of hiim, obviiou2ly he twok 2ome damage iin hii2 2tead

[05:37] TA: what'2 hii2 current 2tate?

[05:38] CT: D --> He is in a stable condition

[05:38] CT: D --> He will not be dying from his wounds

[05:40] TA: thank2 for the 2peciifiic2, ii liike your u2e of detaiil.

[05:41] TA: iif there are thiing2 ii 2houldn't know that'2 fiine ju2t don't beat around the bu2h about them

[05:41] CT: D --> I think that he would prefer I kept it to myself for now

[05:41] CT: D --> But neither of them will die any time soon, if I have anything to do with it

[05:41] CT: D --> And they are both perfectly safe in my hive

[05:42] TA: except KK ii2n't iin your hiive anymore

[05:43] CT: D --> ...

[05:43] CT: D --> E%plain

[05:43] TA: he'2 wiith me, called me over from 2ector fiive for 2ome miinor mediical attentiion

[05:44] CT: D --> How did-

[05:45] CT: D --> I don't care, just make sure he is fine

[05:45] TA: well no 2hiit

[05:45] TA: ii'm on nur2e duty CT, ii'm not about to let hiim diie

[05:46] CT: D --> Good, the Highb100d would be e%ceptionally angry if Vantas were to die

[05:46] TA: well con2iideriing he 2u2taiined whatever 2ecret iinjury for hiim ii beliieve iit

[05:47] CT: D --> I need to talk with Vantas when he wakes up

[05:47] CT: D --> I doubt he will like what I have to say

[05:47] CT: D --> But I shall say it anyway

[05:48] TA: can ii get a previiew of what iit ii2? or more per2onal 2tuff ii 2hould keep my cartliidge nub out of?

[05:48] CT: D --> It is about how he fights

[05:48] CT: D --> He has the technique down

[05:48] CT: D --> But, seeing as how he has interacted with everyone as little as possible

[05:48] CT: D --> He needs real battle e%perience

[05:49] TA: are you offeriing to 2par wiith hiim?

[05:49] CT: D --> No, that would kill him

[05:49] TA: good, 2o we're on the 2ame page

[05:49] CT: D --> I am offering to take him somewhere that he could train against real opponents

[05:50] TA: 2o long a2 you're keepiing hiim out of harm2 way take hiim to one of the moon2

[05:51] CT: D --> No, he will be in harms way

[05:51] CT: D --> But that is the only way you can become STRONGER

[05:52] TA: ii forgot you were the expert on 2trength

[05:53] CT: D --> That I am

[05:53] TA: but ii'm 2eriiou2 CT, karkat had better be 2afe. and you had better be 2ure to keep hiim that way IIF he accept2 your traiiniing iidea

[05:55] CT: D --> I will keep him alive, a dead High Treshecutioner is a useless one

[05:55] TA: good we under2tand each other

[06:05] CT: D --> But I can promise no more then that

[06:06] TA: iit'2 all ii'll a2k of you

[06:06] CT: D --> If he is not STRONG enough to survive, he is not STRONG enough to be the High Thresecutioner

[06:06] TA: that'2 a bold 2tatement comiing from 2omeone wiith no 2ay iin the matter

[06:07] TA: ii thiink TC would tut at your logiic, con2iideriing iit wa2 hii2 choiice to nomiinate karkat for the tiitle wiith almo2t no priior knowledge

[06:08] CT: D --> That is why I am offering him training

[06:08] CT: D --> In his position, he is guarding my Moirail when I cannot

[06:09] CT: D --> I want someone I can trust to be able to do that in my abscense

[06:09] TA: ii don't liike your method2 but ii'll agree wiith your logiic.

[06:10] CT: D --> Thankfully, your agreement isn't a deciding factor in this

[06:11] TA: look ii'm a2kiing you poliitely to keep hiim aliive okay?

[06:11] TA: how can ii reword that to 2troke your ego enough to lii2ten?

[06:12] CT: D --> I will keep him alive, that much I can promise

[06:12] TA: fuck iit. that'2 good enough for me

[06:12] TA: where would you be takiing hiim?

[06:13] CT: D --> If all goes well

[06:13] CT: D --> To a different timeline

[06:18] TA: a diifferent tiimeliine?

[06:18] CT: D --> E%actly

[06:18] TA: how iin the hell are you goiing to cro22 the gap to a diifferent fuckiing tiimeliine

[06:19] CT: D --> With some help from someone I would rather not talk to

[06:25] TA: ii2 iit ED? iif iit'2 ED ii'm goiing to have a mental fiit of rage

[06:25] CT: D --> Do you really think Eridan has either the abilities or the technology to cross timelines

[06:26] TA: not even a liittle biit but apperently he'2 got 2ome huge deal wiith vrii2ka'2 eviil plan 2o ii thought ii 2hould a2k

[06:27] CT: D --> Vriskas evil plan

[06:27] CT: D --> Please, e%plain

[06:28] TA: beliieve me, ii would iif ii could but the only thiing ii got from her wa2 2ome cryptiic fortunre teller bull2hiit that ii diidn't care enough about to try and crack

[06:28] CT: D --> A shame

[06:28] CT: D --> Some more proof that it wasn't Eridan who caused this would be useful

[06:29] TA: well, iif 2hot2 iin the dark count a2 helpful tiip2 ii thiink that'2 one of the rea2on2 2he'2 holdiing a meetiing at all

[06:30] CT: D --> I did not know about this, I am meeting up with someone myself

[06:30] TA: iit 2ound2 liike everyone ii2 iin cahoot2

[06:30] TA: who are you meetiing up wiith?

[06:30] CT: D --> The Empress

[06:31] TA: 2candalou2

[06:31] CT: D --> No, nothing like that

[06:32] TA: you 2ay that but you'd be on your knee2 iin her chamber2 IIN2TANTLY iif 2he 2o much a2 waggled her fiin2 at you

[06:33] CT: D --> Then let us hope she doesn't waggle her fins, because I am here for buisness only

[06:34] TA: oh ii'm 2ure there wiill be bu2iine22

[06:34] TA: the bu2iine22 of love

[06:34] CT: D --> Sol100%, control yourself

[06:34] CT: D --> There is no need to be so 100d

[06:35] TA: ehehehehe, 2orry CT but wiith all thii2 talk of rebelliion and wartiime heroiic2 ii'm all ru2tled

[06:35] TA: you can't blame me for lettiing my pan fall iinto darker thought2 ehehehehe

[06:36] CT: D --> I am sure there are others you can talk to about that

[06:36] CT: D --> But please, keep you 100d thoughts away from me

[06:36] TA: thank2 CT ii alway2 knew ii could tru2t iin you to be acceptiing of me

[06:36] TA: your kiind heart ii2 goiing to make me 2woon

[06:38] CT: D --> Sol100%, enough

[06:38] TA: alriight, 2orry to bother you

[06:38] TA: anyway karkat ii2 buggiing me 2o ii'll leave you to your Empre22

[06:38] TA: do giive her my 2iincere2t greetiing2

[06:39] TA: 2ometiime before or after 2he 2hove2 her bulge iinto your throat

[06:39] TA: ehehehehe

[05:40] -- generalateConstable [GC] began trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 05:40 --

[05:40] GC: 3QU1US

[05:40] GC: 1 UM

[05:40] GC: H4V3 SOM3TH1NG TO 4SK YOU

[05:40] CT: D --> Pyrope, a pleasure, as always

[05:40] CT: D --> What is it you need

[05:41] GC: W3LL 1 S4W TH3 FR4NKLY 4M4Z1NG WORK YOU D1D ON VR1SK4

[05:41] GC: 4ND 1T GOT M3 TH1NK1NG

[05:41] GC: WOULD YOU CONS3NT TO DO SOM3TH1NG OF 4 S1M1L4R N4TUR3 TO M3?

[05:43] CT: D --> I assume you are talking about the four robotic limbs

[05:43] GC: TH4T 1S TH3 WORK TO WH1CH 1 W4S R3F3R1NG Y3S

[05:44] CT: D --> Well, I would have to make the limbs again

[05:44] CT: D --> But I suppose I could

[05:44] GC: 4H H3R3 1S WH3R3 MY R3QUST D1FF3RS

[05:44] GC: COULD YOU M4K3 DR4GON W1NGS?

[05:44] CT: D --> Dragon wings

[05:45] GC: Y3S

[05:45] CT: D --> As in

[05:45] CT: D --> Robot wings

[05:45] CT: D --> That allow you flight

[05:45] GC: QU1T3

[05:46] CT: D --> Well, you would need the tail as well

[05:46] GC: FOR ST4B1L1TY 1 1M4G1N3?

[05:46] GC: 1M NOT OPPOS3D TO TH4T

[05:46] CT: D --> Stability, steering, and so you don't 100k ridiculous

[05:46] CT: D --> Who heard of a dragon without a tail

[05:47] GC: TH4T WOULD B3 R4TH3R S1LLY WOULDNT 1T?

[05:47] CT: D --> E%ceptionally silly

[05:47] GC: SO COULD 1T B3 DON3?

[05:47] CT: D --> Hmmmm

[05:47] CT: D --> I would be difficult

[05:47] CT: D --> Quite a challenge to design and build

[05:48] GC: SOUNDS R1GHT UP YOUR 4LL3Y

[05:48] CT: D --> Yes, it does, doesn't it

[05:48] CT: D --> Now, I assume I will need to design the wings so the can fold away

[05:49] GC: TH4T WOULD B3 B3ST Y3S

[05:50] CT: D --> Now, would you want them completely hidden, or being folded up behind you and coming over your shoulder menacingly

[05:50] GC: D3F1N1T3LY M3N4C1NG SHOULD3R

[05:50] GC: PL41NLY TH3 MOST B4D4SS TH1NG 3V3R

[05:51] CT: D --> Yes, I am sure it would be

[05:51] CT: D --> I should have the correct anaesthesia, so I can do it without you being in pain

[05:52] CT: D --> Something that I did not have during Vriskas surgery

[05:52] GC: Y3S W3LL 1 WOULD PROB4BLY PR3F3R TH4T

[05:53] GC: H4V1NG TH3 4N43STH3S14

[05:53] CT: D --> Well, I am going to be e%ceptionally busy for the ne%t few days, so it may have to wait for a while

[05:53] GC: TH4T 1S F1N3

[05:54] CT: D --> A 100se estimate, give me five days and I will have everything designed and built

[05:54] GC: MOST 3XC3LL3NT

[05:54] GC: 1 LOOK FORW4RD TO 1T

[05:55] CT: D --> It has been good talking to you, but I must e%cuse myself

[05:55] GC: 4LR1GHT

[05:55] GC: BY3 3QU1US

[05:55] CT: D --> Farewell, Pyrope

[05:55] -- courserTechnician [CT] gave up trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 05:55 --

[07:29] -- generalateConstable [GC] began trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 19:29 --

[07:29] GC: 3QU1US?

[07:30] GC: 1 JUST R34L1Z3D

[07:30] GC: 4S COOL 4S FOLD3D DR4GON W1NGS 4R3

[07:30] GC: TH3Y WOULD D3STROY L1K3 4LL MY CLOTH3S

[07:30] GC: 4LL OF TH3M

[07:30] GC: WH1CH 1S SORT4 F1N3

[07:31] GC: BUT 1F TH3Y COULD FOLD SM4LL3R TH4T WOULD B3 1D34L

[07:31] CT: D --> I am sure you can ask Kanaya to make you some more

[07:31] CT: D --> But if you want them to be smaller when folded, I am sure I can do that

[07:31] GC: TH4T WOULD B3 GR34T

[07:31] GC: HMM K4N4Y4...

[07:31] GC: TH4T WOULD B3 GOOD TOO

[07:32] GC: 1LL H4V3 TO T4LK TO H3R

[07:32] CT: D --> That would be smart

[07:32] GC: 1ND33D

[07:32] GC: 4LR1GHT W3LL SORRY TO T4LK 4ND RUN

[07:32] GC: BUT 1 H4V3 4 S3CTOR B3GG1NG FOR JUST1C3

[07:33] CT: D --> I can understand that

[07:33] GC: 4ND 1M OFF MY FR33 T1M3 NOW

[07:33] CT: D --> Goodbye, Pyrope

[07:33] GC: SO 1 H4V3 TO GO

[07:33] GC: BY3