#crititag

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finally bit the bullet and got a beacon trial, let's see how this goes

robbie! I missed robbie

"this way style"

nerds of a feather

nightwish stone

"don't ask for rolls if you're not prepared"

WAS MARA THE FALCON? LIKE THE FALCON??

"nochi you can skip ads now" but when would I make coffee

shadowheart?!

critical role is within driving distance of me right now but I am poor and therefore here instead of there

I would have died if robbie's name popped up in the credits as "draymond"

I think I hate the Beacon subtitles

get out from in front of luis' face, that's rude

oh right that's what the fuck happened

okay I can't keep up with the discord and this at the same time

tbf I don't think I can keep up with that chat in general

it's a lot

"I've got some notes"

oh. ohhhhh

murray

I just hate her so much

oh my goddddddddd shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuup

marisha gets me

I had to put my crochet down because I was pulling my stitches too tight out of sheer aggravation

oh a jump cut

uhoh

oh good she talked to aranessa first

unmade???

"you can't be mad AND sad" smh vaelus hasn't heard of Smad

oh julien. oh no.

"I wanna see if this is a familial trait"

"I trust her now"

maya davinos: she'll kill ya

"you did it, you got the first real apology"

oh we didn't need to give julien any more reasons to murder every tachonis

(plot twist one of the tachonii he already killed had the focus)

I mean she's not wrong but also Damn

"here's how you cheat death: have a baby"

I desperately want to meet alva now

"nochi you can pause now if you have to get up" I value an authentic critical role experience

I love her

"I need you to meet more people"

"have you met his mother"

oh no she thinks she can fix him

Save Matt

thaisha (aabria) why would you do that to julien (matt)

what did he write. brennan snitch on them.

"oh god, they're everywhere"

"occtis lets a woman with a crush on him walk out of the room"

tempted to pause for break but ykw this is a Long One and I'm already sleepy

subtitles: [flustered nonsense]

"this was supposed to be one skill check" "you brought it on yourself"

"you, sir! you are a blight!"

DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE TIME BRENNAN

"three lifetimes ago" that's even longer for taliesin

for the record: that whole section with the hollering is what 90% of campaign 1 sounds like

murray

is there a giant penny

samuel

bolaire is going to have a coronary

the screaming at "anchor"

justice for Lunch Gnome

Squish the Fairy

you can only Send Message over wifi

"I assume it's a steven universe episode in this one" what does that MEAN

hal catching so many strays tonight

at some point this is just sam messing with marisha

"and their jacket size"

hello fjord

oh no

oh ingrid

julien this is not her fault you be nice

I love her

life needs things to live

j u l i e n

that is NOT what I meant

ALEX

occtis is me

alright julien/occtis shippers come get your crumbs

"I'm a grown woman" yeah but that's your grandma tho

julien you're going to kill her

I Love Her

isn't twig her brother?

I've had the wiki open all night orz

:c

the WHOLE TABLE

everybody disliked that

I LOVE HER

"they hate the theatre" hehehehehehe

"some people don't do politics, but politics will always do you"

tons of wigs (maybe lice)

liam.

thaisha cutting the ears out of the lace

I was gonna say, I don't think the table's big enough

"I immediately get out of the plow position" booooo

oh that's a big ol red flag

so no pressure

COOLDOWN TIME

convergeday

"SHUT UP MARISHA"

sam doesn't watch the product

even when he's on it

"put us in coach, we're ready to fuck it up"

"and we all know each other"

it's robbie, he's the ploughshare

SAM

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previous parts: [1] [2] [percy edition]