āØOKAY IāM BREAKING MY HIATUS JUST FOR THIS!! āØ
I watched the trailer for LEGO Disney Princess: Villains Unite yesterday morning, and I am SO EXCITED!! I had to come scream about it immediately!
Anyone who is familiar with me or my blog knows how deeply I adored Castle Quest, the first LEGO Disney Princess special released in August 2023. It was pure Disney crossover joy! Yes, Snow White and Gaston (and honestly half the cast) were so wildly out-of-character it felt like they were on crackābut I didnāt care. Thatās part of the charm! It had that classic LEGO humor, the cheesy one-liners, the over-the-top antics, and I couldnāt stop smiling the whole time.
For those unfamiliar, LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest is a 2023 animated special that brings together five iconic princessesāAriel, Moana, Tiana, Rapunzel, and Snow Whiteāon a high-stakes adventure to stop Gaston from taking over their kingdoms.
At the time, I couldnāt help but feel it was a missed opportunity not to include Belle, especially given her connection to Gaston. But ironically, her absence allowed the story to spotlight Arielās personal conflict with Gaston, who kidnaps King Triton as part of his villainous scheme. That twist gave Ariel a more emotionally grounded arc, and I loved seeing her take the lead in confronting himānot just as a hero, but as a daughter fighting for her family.
And now weāre getting a sequel?? And it has Belle, Cinderella and Aurora!! Iām freaking losing it! X3
Whatās Villains Unite About?
This time, the Disney Princesses team up again to stop Gaston and a group of iconic villains whoāve joined forces to take over the kingdoms. Weāve got Jafar, Ursula, the Evil Queen and Sir Hiss causing magical mayhem, and the princesses have to work together to stop them. Itās giving me more Disney crossover chaos and Iām here for every second of it! š
I took a bunch of screenshotsāsome are good, some are blurry messes because I was clicking like a maniacābut Iām gonna gush about them anyway. Stay tuned for the image spam and unhinged commentary~ š
It opens with Snow White doing the most adorable scream while running with the axe she fell in love with in the first special. Iām still on the fence about her voice actress, but that scream got meāI loved it! Plus, sheās wearing her iconic cape and her little face is just too cute! X3 I swear sheās giving ākid running with scissorsā energy. It's precious but slightly concerning. šŖš
And we got an Easter egg of Gaston admiring his reflection in a pan! Heās doing the thingāyou know, the thing!! š
And we got Gaston standing in front of what looks like the fountain from his and Belleās village! Look at him! Heās so cuteāprobably explaining his plan.
And look, guysāwe got Sir Hiss from Robin Hood! 𤯠When was the last time we saw him in anything besides House of Mouse?? Or ever officially acknowledged as a Disney villain? Iām so excited to see him specifically working with the other villains, especially Gaston. Iām already falling in love with the Gaston and Sir Hiss team-upāitās so bizarre but weirdly fascinating. Gaston is a king in his own right, and Sir Hiss is Prince Johnās advisor, so he definitely knows how to navigate guys like Gaston.
Plus, I can genuinely see a friendship working between them. Gaston loves admiring himself in the mirrorāand whoās the bestie holding it up for him? Sir Hiss! Heās moved on from Prince Johnāheās got a new man now, and itās Gaston! š¤£š
Thatās it. Weāve got a new crack ship, folks: Hisston! Iām not sorry! š
Gaston: āI need someone who understands me the best!ā
Sir Hiss: āI understand you and your best angles. Now tilt your chināyessss, just so~ā š
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Aww, look at them! š Gaston showing off his drawings to his new snake-BF and the other villains like itās show-and-tell day. Iām melting. So precious. š„ŗ
Behold! āPositively primeval,ā my ass! Gastonās out here being creative and talented and Iām not okay! š
ššµ 'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in š¶ So shame on me now šµš
Jafar looks PHATāPretty, Hot, And Terrifying! I just canāt! šš
Okay, based on what I could tell from the trailer, Ursula gets summoned through a wishing well?? And I swear that looks like Snow Whiteās! Someone confirm or deny before I spiral.
LOOK AT MY WIFE! My wife is furious and stunning and Iām just standing here like šš„
My other wife just arrived and sheās here to slay. š
No survivors. šš
This part cracked me upāGastonās out here flirting by quoting her mirror rhyme and flexing, and sis is like āBegone, THOT.ā His face is too goodāheās like, āUgh, fine. Whatever. Youāre barely a 10 anyway.ā š
I donāt know where Aurora wandered off to, but Snow White looks so happy surrounded by her girls. š„°š
Tianaāmy other, other wifeālooks amazing in this shot. Sheās holding Snow Whiteās axe now, probably snatched it away and told her not to run with it lol. Also, that stained glass window behind her? Gorgeous~ š
I love Snow Whiteās face here, hehe X3
Sheās up to something⦠and the Magic Mirrorās part of it.
They summon Cinderella and she hits us with, āLetās bibbidi bobbidi do this!ā and I love her, but girl⦠that was peak cheese. š§
That line was so cheese, even Snow White was like, āOkay, we need to workshop that.ā
At one point, Snow White does a full tactical stealth roll just to creep on her man and his snake boyfriend to see what theyāre up to. I was so obsessed I turned it into a gif and made it my new banner. X3
And yes, I said āher man.ā I ship Snow White and Gaston. And now his snake boyfriend too. Sue me. Iām in my morally questionable era.
Look at his grināhis snake husband is so happy for him. š„ŗ
I got this screenshot by accident, but I love itāit looks like Gastonās doing disco and Ursulaās pose is just hnng š© Those hips will be the death of me. š© Iām also lowkey disappointed they slimmed her down, though. Iām like that Moto Moto meme: I like my sea witch wife big and chunky.
At one point, Jafar bonks Sir Hiss on the head and Gaston just looks personally wounded. Like āYou hit my snake.ā š
If that wasnāt bad enough, Gaston got bonked too. But thatās okayābecause now Sir Hiss didnāt have to go through it alone.
Oh no. It's happening! Shit's about to go down! Rapunzel ditched the frying pan and picked up a mailbox. Brace yourselves~ āØšŖ
I got this one by accident too and I love it. Ursulaās mid-lunge like sheās ready to throw hands, and Gastonās channeling feral gremlin energy in the background. Iām keeping it forever.
Cinderella and Jafar are locked in battle...
And I swear, itās giving me Yoda vs. Darth Sidious energy. š
If I didnāt already ship these two, staring at this picture is making me ship them VIOLENTLY. Also, why is Ursula holding Sir Hiss like that?
Iām cracking upāUrsula literally yeeted a living snake at Jafarās face! 𤣠RIP Sir Hiss š„ŗ
Okay thatās all Iāve got for now before I start foaming at the mouth. If this is all new to you, I highly recommend watching the trailer I linkedāgo watch it and prepare your soul. We ride at dawn.