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Begging, screaming, throwing up for people to use their objective skills with fandom is an uphill battle.
Look, sometimes you're right on the money that the creators of something decided to DEFINITELY change the way a character is written- "Flanderization" IS a thing, after all. In the context of this post, I'm talking about how a writer retroactively favors a character and so gives them both too much screentime and/or acts like said character did nothing wrong. Favoritism in writing, especially in series, does happen--
it's what made later seasons Spongebob insufferable with how it made Squidward suffer for no reason and with no real follow through for Spongebob and Patrick themselves,
Total Drama Island did the same thing with Duncan,
it's DEFINITELY my point of contention with Starlight Glimmer and Discord in Friendship is Magic,
people who hate Frozen -movienotaseriesIknow- often point to how they think the story department messed up in deciding Elsa was NOT a villain and rewrote the entire film because of it,
to get away from the cartoons for a second, I believe that's what Whovians complain about in Steven Moffat's shows; his leads are written to be the best at everything ever and everyone else in the world is wrong to question that. They get 'sued up' so to speak.
tl;dr: favoritism. It's a thing. Discuss.
The point I'm trying to make with this post is that not all shows and series are written equally, be they episodic or serials.
Some series, kind of especially these days, are written with only a certain number of episodes in mind and so are conceptualized as a complete story from day one- and the characters as they are written and 'feel' more favored as the show goes on actually were written that way BEFORE fandom stepped in and/or the creator decided that their fav did nothing wrong. It happens. It happens with ships and couplings that 'take over canon' too.
While I of course understand the frustration of a character being excused by the narrative for their wrongdoings, like A LOT, what I'm saying is this:
I think Jax was always meant to have the impactful role written for him in Amazing Digital Circus,
Starco was in the books as early as season 1 of SVTFOE,
No CD-Call, Rebecca Sugar didn't steal the idea of the Diamonds changing their ways from fans- that's just where the show was always headed. Take it or leave it.
With my own cruddy media analysis, I'm always about asking myself what it is I WISH would happen in a story, vs the thing that NEEDED to happen. Because, in talking about series especially, you end up finding the source of a problem really early on that way- I think.
Game of Thrones could have had most of the beats of it's final season stay as is and they would have been good; Danaerys freaking out, the Starks being reunited, Bran being the king; with actual quality writing they could have been good choices. BUT THEN objectively, the whole 'capturing a white to show to Cersei to get her to sponsor us' and 'Tyrion is just da saddest boy and always right' were awful decisions. When you combined that stupidity with the otherwise poor writing of ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ELSE, you have the disaster that was it's final season--
Once you see where your personal needs are vs your personal wants are in a show, everything becomes a little more clear. You can learn then from at what point in a series is it's best writing really not good for you and at which point it's worse writing fails everyone watching.
Why My Post Hit a Nerve: When Critique Feels Like Exposure
Sometimes, a critique doesnāt just get pushback it rattles. It spirals people. It makes them lash out. And itās not because the critique was mean. Itās because it hit something real.
Hereās why my post about a fictional ship, no less hit a nerve.
I didnāt insult. I exposed.
I didnāt say Zutara fans were delusional.
I said the pairing, while popular in fanon, wasnāt emotionally compatible or supported by canon.
That kind of calm analysis is more threatening than insults because itās harder to dismiss.
People couldnāt play the victim, so they called me manipulative instead.
I challenged a deeper fantasy.
Zutara isnāt just a ship itās a romanticization of emotional intensity, healing through pain, and being chosen after conflict.
My post said:
āThatās not intimacy. Thatās trauma-colored projection.ā
To someone who ties their identity to that narrative? That feels personal.
I said the past mattered.
I said Zuko being the heir to Kataraās colonizers isnāt just background noise. Itās baked into their power dynamic.
I said forgiveness ā romance.
I said Katara didnāt need to kiss the Fire Nation to complete her arc.
Thatās uncomfortable. It disrupts the fairytale.
So instead of examining that discomfort, they attacked the person holding up the mirror.
I refused to center a manās redemption over a womanās peace.
Zukoās redemption is valid.
Kataraās forgiveness is powerful.
But I said:
Katara doesnāt owe him her heart to prove sheās healed.
Thatās a threat to anyone who thinks a āgood man who changedā deserves the girl. And they called that misogyny. Think about that.
I stayed calm, and they lost control.
I didnāt yell. I didnāt name call.
I responded point-by-point, clearly, confidently.
And when people canāt win with logic or receipts, they fall back on:
-Tone policing
-Fake feminism
-Guilt tactics
-Character assassination
Because if they canāt discredit your argument, theyāll try to discredit you.
The truth? It hit.
This wasnāt about ships.
It was about the emotional stories people use to feel seen. And I critiqued one of those stories and stayed standing.
The thing that grinds my gears regarding JelloApocalypse and the coverage of him is how most of it starts with the implication that his negative takes on the media in his āSo this is Basicallyā are the problem with him.
No, theyāre not.
Jello was an unlikable ego-driven pos about his own takes but thatās not what his problem is; his problem was actively trying to do an English translation of an anime where he purposefully wanted to go off script and change things because he didnāt like it originally. That? That SUCKS.Ā
Iām sorry but his thinking Adventure Time in the height of its seasonal rott was bad, disliking characters like Ludo or Maple Pines, or the dialogue in kingdom hearts- those arenāt new takes unique to Jello. Those are likeā¦his opinion, man. And say your dislike of him started with his takes, then make it about how he conducted himself as a critic/riffer and not the fact that he happened to dislike your special interest. All walks of people will do the latter and you have to cope (trust me, I know). Itās when someone is really bad at being a decent critic of your special interest- harboring bad faith, encouraging bad behavior from fellow critical fans, showing outright disrespect towards the creators -that you need to pull out the āso and so is wrong and hereās whyā counter-takes.Ā
MrEnter isnāt a lolcow for disliking later season Spongebob, classic Simpsons or Turning Red. He was/is a bad person for antagonizing people, not getting and proudly standing by how he didnāt get the point of the stuff he was covering, while also showing a snobbish bigoted side. His fans up and bothered Spongebob writers on twitter which is how he backed off talking about that show. Bro said with his FULL CHEST and not a hint of irony, that not only should Turning Red be more sad because 2002 - 9/11, aparrantly, but more importantly implied that TR was unnecessary because āwe HAVE asian characters/teen girl puberty shows alreadyā and showed American Dragon and Braceface as examples. The man thinks that diversity in media is unnecessary if thereās already existing diverse media. I guess he and I have Mary & Max which means we don't need anything about autistic people ever again. We're good. We had one.
He outright said, in his āHomer Badmanā review, āI would rather be r@ped than accused of r@peā; he DOES NOT understand or care about the topic at hand and thatās what made him a bad media critic. Or, at least, he did. If the manās let go of anti-masker/antitrans/antiBLM stuff at this point, good for himā¦but it will always be what he was saying through his reviews, not the fact that his reviews were negative, that ACTUALLY mattered.Ā
Lily CD-Call Orchard is another prime example. Girlās allowed, especially as a gaytrans woman, to not like the gayrocks in space show for how it handled genocide or give Korra a pass on its writing because Korrasami was a last-minute implication. She and SO MANY others are entitled to those opinions and their takes backing up their opinions.
The issue with Lorchās reviews were always in HOW confrontational and cruel they were to the seriesā creators and fans. When called out for fanning lies that Sugar took ideas from fans or ājokinglyā calling Sugar a fascistā¦Lily didnāt walk back, add a disclaimer of clarification or try and take any responsibility at all, even for sheer self-preservationās sake; āoh, SHIT! Guys, nonono I mean it I do not think the creator of SU is a Nazi!ā; she JUST doubled down and never apologized/cared that she spread real harm. And all of thatās before you get into the stuff she did besides her reviews...
Idk man, I just kinda feel like it should be:Ā
JelloApocalypse = Active anime mistranslator, secondarily dickwad who hates Mabel Pines for being a preteen kid in a kids show, ect/Ā
MysteriousMrEnter = Anti-masker/BLM/trans whiner, secondarily doesnāt get or care to get whatever heās talking about unless it fits his perspective, ect.
Lily Orchard = Abuser-bigot and CP writer, secondarily implied vile shit about creators she didnāt like as ājokesā and then never apologized for it, ect.
(Put down your pitchforks. This is not what you think.)
Letās get one thing out of the way: When I say āa misunderstood love,ā I donāt mean we misunderstood it. Oh no, no. I mean the writers misunderstood it. Horrifically. Tragedy-of-Shakespearean-proportions misunderstood it.
And before you do what the internet does best and rages before reading the fine print, I absolutely do NOT ship Five and Lila. The exact opposite actually.
I'm posting this almost a full year after The Umbrella Academy Season 4 dropped. Why? I needed the distance. I needed the bile in my throat to settle. I needed the residual nausea from watching Five and Lila kiss to dull so I could returnānot as a fangirl armed with rage, but as a critic armed with... well, still rage, but also analysis.
The Core of the Catastrophe
Steve Blackman (yes, weāre naming names) apparently said that Five needed a love interest. Because everyone else got one. But rather than introducing a new character or letting Five remain, yāknow, the chronically traumatized asexual-coded soul of the show, they just said:
"Screw arcs. Letās make it Lila. No one will mind."
Spoiler alert: We minded.
It felt like the writers saw some chaotic banter and trauma parallels and went, āChemistry? Must be romantic!ā As if every deep bond must end in a kiss. As if trauma bonding = sex. As if Lilaās entire arc with Diego meant nothing.
Romantic, Platonic, Familial: Learn the Damn Difference
Hereās a little cheat sheet for writers:
Romantic Love: Desire + intimacy. Often physical. Built over time.
Platonic Love: Deep friendship. Emotional intimacy, zero desire.
Familial Love: Built through shared experiences and protection. Chosen or blood.
Five and Lila? Found-family trauma buddies. Broken mirror versions of each other. Chaotic besties. Not lovers.
They werenāt building a relationshipāthey were building trust.
How It Should Have Gone
Season 2: Understanding. They recognize each other's pain.
Season 3: Forgiveness. Lila forgives Five for killing her parents. Five forgives himself.
Season 4: Acceptance. Lila becomes part of Five's found family. His sister in every way that matters.
The emotional payoff? Fiveāwho doesnāt do hugs, who doesnāt do peopleāwould finally tell someone: You belong here.
But instead we got...
The Actual Plot, or: Why My Brain Screamed
Five and Lila get stuck in a subway and... fall in love?
Diego and Lila's entire arc discarded?
Five, who canonically said āI donāt do hugs,ā now does forehead kisses?
What were they thinking?
Answer: Fanservice. Or worse, they genuinely misunderstood.
The Fan Fetishism Problem
Letās talk about the gross elephant in the room. Aidan Gallagher turned 20. Fiveās body turned 20. Suddenly heās in romantic scenes.
Coincidence? Doubtful.
In Season 3, when he kissed Delores, they green-screened it because Aidan was still a minor. But the moment he ages up, we get forced intimacy with Lila? It reeks of showrunners thinking:
āThe fans want to thirst. Letās give them romance.ā
But hereās the thing:
We werenāt asking for romance. Some of us found solace in Five not having one. Especially asexual viewers. Even people who crushed on Five didnāt need it to be canon. He was compelling without it.
The "Healing = Romance" Lie
This is bigger than Umbrella Academy.
This is about a toxic media trend that says:
āIf youāre hurt, you need love. If youāre broken, find someone to fix you.ā
No. People with trauma donāt need romance to heal.
Sometimes they need family. Or solitude. Or therapy. Or a dimension-hopping mannequin.
The Fallout: Character Assassination Double Homicide
Five and Lila were fan favorites. Then Season 4 turned them into... whatever that was.
Fiveās arc was about existential acceptance. Not kissing girls in train stations.
Lilaās arc was about finding peace in chaos. Not chasing another man.
Five blessing Diego and Lila? That was beautiful. Subtle. Earned.
But instead, we got a love triangle no one asked for.
What Could Have Been
Lila and Five could have been the perfect representation of platonic love born from chaos. Two broken kids realizing they didnāt need to fix each otherāthey just needed to be seen.
Lila: finally finding identity not through mimicry, but belonging.
Five: finally letting someone in who wasn't perfect, but present.
Thatās love. Not romantic. Not sexual. Just human.
And the tragedy is: they were almost there.
TL;DR (But You Should Still Read It)
Five didnāt need a love interest. He needed closure.
Lila deserved better than a rerouted CW subplot.
Romance isnāt the only way to show love.
Fanservice is not character development.
Writers: Stop mistaking chemistry for sexual tension.
So yeah. "Lila and Five: A Misunderstood Love." Not because we misunderstood them.
Because the writers did.
And frankly, it still makes me want to yell at Steve Blackman.
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This book drops in June and I'm in it. Just got my copy in the mail. It has interviews from fic writers in several fandoms: Black Panther, Game of Thrones, Our Flag Means Death, and The Legend of Korra.
Here's a clearer image. My phone camera is terrible!
Here's a link with more info if interested:
The thing to know for my fellow fic writers in the Black Panther Fandom is that your work matters and scholars respect what you do. They are reading us. I was found on AO3 because of the specificity of my fic tags. I'm excited to read what the other BP fic writers have to say in the book, and I'm eager to delve into the other fandom's chapters! Keep writing y'all. A lot of fic writers are scholars, too, and I'm glad to see more books being put out by them that engage with us fellow scribblers out here!
Through the Walls: A Survivorās Take on TharnType
Why Read or Watch TharnType
Because itās not just a BL, itās a messy, human drama with teeth.
If you want squeaky clean fluff, this is not your show. If you want something that forces you to sit with contradictions; attraction and revulsion, trauma and tenderness, hate and love crashing into each other in a tiny dorm room, then this oneās for you.
Itās uncomfortable. Itās problematic. And itās also deeply relatable if youāve ever had walls so high you didnāt think anyone could climb them, and then someone did.
You watch TharnType because:
Itās not afraid of showing the ugly side of healing. Type lashes out, Tharn screws up, Techno blurts out the truth at the worst possible times. Itās not tidy, and thatās the point.
Itās got humor where you least expect it. (Porn group chat? Legendary. Techno being the accidental truth-teller? Iconic.)
Itās about care; real, flawed, complicated care. Survivors will recognize that hunger for someone to see past the thorns and still choose you.
Itās about chemistry. The actors donāt just play enemies-to-lovers; they radiate it. That pull makes you want to scream and swoon in the same breath.
And because itās the kind of story you donāt just watch. You argue with it. You laugh at it. You get mad at it. And maybe, you see yourself in it.