*Wayne Manor, after Bruce finds out about Jason's first detention at Gotham Academy*
Jason: Detention is not a big deal, B. Don't have a crap attack.
Bruce: *gasps* What did you say?
Jason, repeating what he heard other kids say to their dads at school: A crap attack? Don't have one?
Bruce, remembering the advices on parenting Gordon gave Batman last night: Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want, now go to your room!
Jason: *rolls his eyes* This is such a snorgasm.














