Airplane: Mobei-jun and I don't have pet names for each other.
SQQ (smugly): Okay. What do bees make?
Airplane: Hives? Idk, I'm not a fucking bee.
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Airplane: Mobei-jun and I don't have pet names for each other.
SQQ (smugly): Okay. What do bees make?
Airplane: Hives? Idk, I'm not a fucking bee.

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a funny scenario would be all the peak lords about to enter into peak Lord summit, arriving separately, and walking in to see yqy commiting what looks to be a murder.
surely, if zhangmen-shixiong killed someone they deserved it. so, as good shidimen they all individually decide to help yqy cover up the murder without mentioning it to yqy himself. this leads to three different corpses being found, at least seven motives to kill, four murderers that miraculously showed up and and are caricatures of evil, two lovers that claim yqy was with them specifically the night of the murder, eight different 'eyewitnesses', and all the peak Lord unanimously arguing for yqy's innocence even though none of the evidence pointed to him (or anywhere really) anyway.
yqy isn't sure if he should feel concerned all his martial siblings felt the need to assert his innocence, or touched that they believed so ardently in said innocence.
mu qingfang is just gleefully doing autopsies in the background by the way
At a monthly Peak Lords meeting:
Yue Qingyuan: *talking about the budget allocated to Bai Zhan and how it would be better to reorganize it for less punching bags replacements and training camp repairs… if Liu Qingge controlled his disciples better*
Shang Qinghua: *in English, looking at Shen Qingqiu* he might as well let those frustrated boys let off steam in something other than fighting, you know what I mean
Shen Qingqiu: *hiding behind the fan, also answering him in English* they're teenagers, you moron
Shang Qinghua: *in English* I know! Violent and super horny teenagers! They must not even get a break! I bet if they were to let them free or go out to have some fun with the ladies of you-know-which peak…
Shen Qingqiu: *hits him with his fan, hides behind it again before his reddened face gives him away* you're a asshole. But for once, you might make... sense. If they have nothing else to focus on…
Shang Qinghua: *in English, excited* see? see!? They definitely need to stick their teenage dicks in some hole before they continue digging holes in the training camp. Ah, bro…
Shen Qingqiu: *fanning himself, continuing in English* I might suggest our shidi a night hunt and might accidentally lose the boys into the city to a Without-A-Cure outbreak…
Shang Qinghua: *in English, laughing* that’s it! Slut rights for those boys. Let them go flirt, have fun, and have a little, you know, that other funny fun…
Mu Qingfang: *clearing his throat a little after a sip of tea* of course, if you’re going to set up sex tourism with the horny teenagers of shixiong's peak, let me first give them some contraceptive advice. We don't want STDs spreading like a plague out there *sips his tea with his pinky pointing up, looking at them with disinterest, having clearly spoken in English*
Shen Qingqiu: …
Shang Qinghua: …
Shen Qingqiu: You…
Mu Qingfang: ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ
[Hi, Hello, like 8 people wanted more of what I wrote about Strange Omega Qinghua so I guess I'm delivering on that]
[The Prequel]
To Shang Qinghua, scenting is a useless phenomena.
He understands it theoretically. It's the process in which an item is marked with the pheromones of an individual to indicate an underlying social context.
The problem is, he has no idea what it's actually like.
Despite his omega status for his secondary gender, he has never actually participated in the process. Being scent blind, the smell of pheromones is something he is unaffected by, and as something that's so key in the use of social interactions, it forces Shang Qinghua to really be able to understand other cues to give a tell on how things work.
For the major characters, he doesn't need a tell. He has wrote them down with painstaking detail, dedicating chapters and paragraphs and enough words that it would make a novel feel like a drabble in comparison. He can see the twitch in Liu Qingge's hand whenever he wants to hunt, the movement Shen Jiu's fan does when he's pissed, and the way Yue Qingyuan's smile becomes a little more lifeless whenever the Qing Jing Peak Lord passes him silently.
For the characters he didn't write, he sometimes fumble. He can't smell them sometimes when they hide their anger but after years of practice, he can tell when they're mad.
It was what made him advantageous when it came to deals. Though he could never tell when a merchant was happy with the deal or not, he would be unable to be intimidated by scent. The scent of particularly aggressive suppliers who uses their scent to pressure their business partners into agreeing to a more lucrative agreement find trouble with Shang Qinghua, he simply sits casually, as if the room that is heavily intoxicated with the scent of danger was only a figment of your imagination.
But scenting itself is an instinct, an instinct that Qinghua does not have. Sure, he can emit pheromones, but it's a rocky attempt at best, and uncontrollable at worst, with the scent of these pheromones coming out at random with no clear way to start or stop. Scenting is an intentional process that relies on a person's innate ability to imbue an object with the smell of them.
It's not like he can smell it anyway.
It's why, despite his Omega status, he has never shared his scent with other omegas. it would be impossible to properly practice normal omegaverse customs without the capabilities to do so.
In my idea of the Omegaverse, people give and mark their scents to each other regularly to indicate their belonging to a pack, whether it be something such as a family, or an organization like Cang Qiong. Many have tried to gift Shang Qinghua these in the form of pillowcases, robes, or accessories.
But ignorant to his own place in the world and the way people feel about him, he takes this as his role on An Ding to be inadvertently assigned as an outer disciple in charge of the laundry; and being charged with the task of becoming the Peak Lord of An Ding by the system, he swallow his pride to take it in stride, washing vigorously and returning them back to the person in pristine and sterile condition.
This has caused strain and even a punch to the face for Qinghua, with him wrongly assuming it was simply his destiny to be mistreated. Of course he's treated like dirt, ut's probably why he became a traitor in the first place. Time passes, and he slowly gets less and less of these gifts and continues his unprecedented distance to the people of his peak.
Maybe it was why it was so easy for the people in the caravan to throw him to the man who would one day be his demise, a sacrifice for a world that values the people of their pack so highly, that seems to place such a significant weight over protecting their own.
(He hears the whispers that pity him, that suspect him, that makes guesses on why he survived, all of which center around his distance. That the demon had came for Cang Qiong specifically and his detachment gave him an out to lie about his allegiance and pass himself off as a bystander who was just unfortunate enough to be there. He seems pitiful enough, why not let him live.)
Maybe it's also why Mobei-jun has such a hard time trusting him for so long. You would assume from a man that said he would dedicate his entire life to you, that he would give everything to be your servant, he would be unashamed in being part of your pack. That he would show a visible attempt at indicating that. Pride for your pack is important in such a territorial world.
He's grated that his subordinate seemingly refuses to show his loyalty by keeping his scent, that whatever he has marked will be scrubbed into sterility.
(Shang Qinghua was once asked by his fellow disciple what that scent was, and it clicked pretty fast that Mobei-jun was marking his things. He stays up late and scrubs and replaces everything regularly, praying that the system gives him a hand if it wants the plot to stay on course.)
what if shen yuan were a dragon venerated by cqms who lived like on the highest peak? and one day binghe ran away from qjp after a particularly nasty beating, and he didn’t realize he’d stumbled onto elder dragon’s extremely forbidden ‘no-disciples-allowed, sect leaders can visit once in a generation’ peak (maybe he’s like. heavily inspired by canglong since it’s the same ‘cang’ as cq mountain—蒼龍 and 蒼穹山—we could say that’s where the mountain range gets its name)
so binghe accidentally climbs sy’s peak (who could accidentally climb a mountain but the protagonist?!!) and sy hears this poor kid crying that he doesn’t know what’s wrong with him or whatever and he realizes !!! this is luo binghe!! finally!! so he does what any self respecting legendary dragon would do
he places a ward on binghe or whatever, and the next time sqq goes to hit him, the strike never connects and the symbol of lord dragon dude glows in front of him. binghe is officially off limits. also this peerlessly elegant cultivator comes down the mountain straight to wherever sqq’s about to whip binghe, and he looks pissed

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Can the real SV fans (that have actually read the book, bc i didn't lol) explain to me why Shang Qinghua gets treated like a war criminal after it's outed he's been colluding with demons?
I might be mistaken since my only source for this fandom is tumblr and fanfiction, but Qinghua often gets treated like working for a demon is a moral failure? Is this more a Xianxia trope/convention that doesn't really make all that much sense within the context of the book or is there an in-universe explanation in the books?
From my perspective? Qinghua was working for a Demon King/Prince for most of his time while in the sect and it seems very clear Mobei Jun couldn't give a rat's ass about border patrol or sect security protocols or literally anything except maybe human world resources he can't get in the North and maybe the sect trade routes? But like... Qinghua doesn't have to TELL him about those things (why would he care??) he can just hand him whatever shipment CQMS got and GIVE it to him? From where I'm standing CQ seeing and treating SQH like a traitor has more routed in racism (yes I have picked up on the racist undertones in MOST Xianxia media I AM NOT OVER IT) than any kind of actual crime on SQH's part? Like if he was embezzling or smth for MBJ then that might make more sense, but first of literally no one would catch him on that he is IN CHARGE of their finances, and second why would he need to??? Like logistically SQH is probably the richest (and most criminally overworked) man alive- and third if it was that why didn't they just SAY SO??? Like they're out acting like it's some moral failing for working with demons and "leaking sect secrets". Okay if that was true- where's the evidence? Does SQH get a trial like SQQ did? What did he "leak"? Why would MBJ care about some sect he has no quarries with and actually OWES because his intended LIVES THERE??? If anything doesn't the North have some serious beef against HHPS?? In that case the only people who can potential convict him of enemy action is THEM and not really any of CQMS's business besides- if anything them labeling SQH as a traitor feels more like a publicity stunt then anything- like they don't want the other Righteous Sects to think bad about them but doesn't make sense either because no one cared that SQQ might have been a lecher who hang out in taverns and preyed on little girls??? or at least not enough to have him banished??? And like? there was EVIDENCE for that sort of if you count LQG as an eye-witness? they couldn't they have just covered up SQH's involvement with demons and ignored any "evidence" as hearsay or something? isn't admitting you had a demon spy in your sect who rose to the level of Peak Lord more damning to your image than just covering it up and dealing with it quietly? They could've just given him a trial and if found guilty just strip him of his title and tell him to cut his hair renounce his name and never show his face anywhere in this part of the human realm again?
And if any of that's true why do none of the in-universe characters think it's weird when SQH is treated poorly for this reason???
IDK if I'm just not understanding something and being monumentally stupid or if this really is just confusing all around even on-page, lmkiyk and educate me please <3
imo, if shen qingqiu were to ever become a parent (not that he would want to), he’d definitely be a lot more chill about the trouble his kid would get into compared to how other parents would react to their kids doing bad things, because nothing they do will ever be on the level of the trouble he was causing when he was their age (i.e. murder, arson, etc.), lol.
18 naked cultivators in the showers at cang qiong mountain sect. Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked. 12 naked peak lords wanting to be fucked. Cang qiong mountain sect really rocks