cassius apologist

autistic knight who is really dedicated to doing his job perfectly because chivalry is his special interest

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

must i endure all this monday. tempt me no farther tuesday. was that done like cassius wednesday. [they clasp hands] thursday. fret till your proud heart break friday. i may do that I shall be sorry for saturday. away slight man sunday.

hands down the funniest moment in the entire henriad is at the end of richard ii when bolingbroke is like "has ANYONE seen my gay and stupid son whom i haven't seen in 3 months. i'm getting brain damage from pissing myself off thinking about him" and hotspur is like "☝️i saw him getting shitfaced at the tavern and when i told him you're king now he was like lmfao who gaf" and bolingbroke is like "FUUUUUUUUCK i hate that piece of shit. BUT it's not joever yet, hopefully things will be better soon! 😊☝️" and then aumerle enters to beg for his life after his plot to assassinate bolingbroke got uncovered

i think it's very fitting that jeremy irons played richard ii in the 80's before he played a deeply tortured and ridden with guilt henry iv in the hollow crown in the 2010s

rip heated rivalry you should have been based on coriolanus instead of stucky fanfic. and you're barely even based on stucky.