#cookau

Lucky Thirteen

by Inell (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 4.5k

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Summary: Stiles isn’t expecting his thirteenth blind date to be so out of his league, but he can’t complain when Derek Hale turns out to be a gorgeous geek who could be the perfect man for him.

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The Predictability of I Told You So’s

by crossroadswrite (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 3k

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: “Erica,” he calls, patiently waiting until she deigns to turn his way. “It’s the fifth time in two weeks. I didn’t order this. You know it. I know it. Hot Angry Hale knows it, and I’d really like to get to work without any significant maiming so could you please, give me my order.”

Erica pouts, “You’re no fun, Stilinski.”

“You know what I am though? Hungry-“

“For dick?” Erica grins lewdly, cocking her head.

Something crashes loudly behind them and they both turn to see Derek staring mournfully at the glass of orange juice he just broke, the tips of his ears red. He looks like he’s regretting all of his life decisions.

Erica starts cackling.

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Of Green Beans and YouTube

by nerdfightingwhovian (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 6k

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Summary: Stiles has a YouTube show that is essentially Hannah Hart’s “My Drunk Kitchen” where he cooks food drunk but actually pretty well. Derek is a serious chef on YouTube. He has cookbooks that you can buy in actual stores and stuff. He’s the real deal.

Stiles’ video-block is fixed when he stumbles across Derek guest-starring on a Food Network show. In a rush of inspiration he starts a new series where he cooks Derek’s recipes drunk. Derek finds out about the show and instead of being angry, he’s intrigued by the guy cooking and throwing things around his kitchen while drinking too much alcohol.

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Ink Me

by AsagiStilinski (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 4k

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: Derek is never going to find his soulmate, because there’s no way in hell there exists a man named Mieczyslaw in Beacon Hills

Then Erica hires Stiles

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by hoars (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 5k

Rating: Not Rated

Summary: Laura's not expecting two teenage boys to burst into the bakery, brandishing lacrosse sticks yelling about “Kidnap!” and “Pedobears!” and “Sex slaves are illegal!”

She’s flabbergasted.

“Cupcake?” Derek offers.