This is a notoriously bad idea. Nothing good ever comes out of drunk Victor on Twitter. Nothing. He can practically hear his PR manager having a stroke.
Viktor has bad impulse control (chp. 1)
The Way to Life and Love is a Curved Trajectory by crossroadswrite (AO3) Yuri!!! on Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Canon Divergence #Pre-Canon #Different First Meetings #Humor #Viktor Nikiforov POV #Unfairly Beautiful Katsuki Yuuri #Everyone is a Yuuri Fanboy
“Do you know Katsuki Yuuri?” Victor asks Chris, two minutes later, when he finally manages to convince himself to stop looking at the dip of Katsuki’s back and his powerful thighs in those tight Mizuno track pants, and the way his hands are poised in the air mid-skate, and his slicked back hair and brown eyes and flushed cheeks.
Christophe hums into the phone in a way that suggests he not only knows Katsuki Yuuri but he’s acquainted with him. Chris’ version of acquaintance is very physical and usually involves a healthy amount of groping. “Don’t you?”
“He’s Japan’s Ace,” Victor says, trying to rack his brain for more information. “His step sequence is good?”
Chris hums again. “You’re not that oblivious that you haven’t heard of Unfairly Beautiful Yuuri.”
“Who?”
(Or, the one where Victor falls - literally and then figuratively - for Yuuri. Also something about a Best Ass Poll that is way more official than it should be.)
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