#contractee speaks

Okay. Cool. So we’re doing that today.

Contractee, dude you're one of the sweetest people I've seen on here (and I've only been here for what? 2 hours? Haha! I haven't met the others yet..) but keep it up man, stay as you are you're so kind and that's a great thing about you!! Hope ya feel better soon, I mean everyone seems to be helping out, yeah?!

Contractee: …Two hours in and you’re already handing out kindness like it’s free candy at a parade. That’s insanely cool of you.

You ever get one of those messages that just… hits at the exact right moment? Like the universe kinda knew you needed it, so it chucked a stranger your way with the emotional equivalent of a warm blanket and a juice box?

Anyway. You’re awesome. I hope you do meet the others. They’re a little weird, but in the fun way. Like ‘found family with criminal tendencies and a bunny obsession’ kinda weird.

Hope I don’t annoy you too much, but I am here with a small art for the team looking very fancy :D

Contractee: HIIII LOOK AT MEEE 💃

I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE ICE PRINCE!! WHAT IS THIS—A CAPE?? A FANCY HAT??

SPARKLES INTENSIFY

I feel like I should be throwing flower petals at people and giggling.

I look like I’m about to go to a magical ball where everyone has to wear glitter or get arrested.

I LOVE IT THANK YOU 💙💙💙

Soldier: …You drew me in ruffles.

I don’t wear ruffles.

But I’ll allow it.

Ushanka stays. Always.

The expression’s accurate, though. So is the posture.

Thanks for not making me smile.

(The simplicity is a nice touch. Subtle. You did good.)

Caporegime: YEAH. YEAH OKAY. THIS? THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SHOULD BE DRAWN.

The suit? Immaculate.

The pose? Commanding.

The curls?? ICONIC.

I look like I just walked out of a five-star penthouse meeting to tell someone they’re about to lose everything.

Absolutely dashing. Might frame this. Might make it my lock screen.

Artist? You’ve got taste.

…

(Also thank you for not making me bald this time.)

Consigliere: …I look like I’m hosting an expensive masquerade for morally ambiguous aristocrats.

I approve.

The long coat, the cane, the silk cravat—excellent detail. Subtle use of white and gold.

Very dramatic.

It’s giving “I’ll ruin your credit score and your heart.”

Thank you.

-🐇

Contractee: ...You made this? For me?

Oh my god. I’m not gonna cry over a drink. I won’t. I—okay, maybe just a little.

...Don’t worry. Your secret’s safe with me. I’ll just say the mocha fairy visited or something.

Then it had many compliments.

@pizzapredicament Paperboy Elliot (not a rp, tagging so I know my ask was answered...I'm Paperboy anon if it isn't taken. Also 👾(👻) anon.)

Contractee: HELLO????? HELLOOOOOOO??????????

I JUST GOT HANDED A PHYSICAL NEWSPAPER—LIKE A REAL ONE—AND IT SAYS I’M THE COOLEST GANG MEMBER EVER??????

😳🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️😳

I’m keeping this. I’m framing this. I’m putting this on the fridge. I’m making Soldier hang it in the hallway like a proud dad who just got a report card from his weird art kid.

It has COMPLIMENTS in it. Like written out. PRINTED. IN INK.

Paperboy anon you have rendered me speechless and that’s saying something because I talk like I’m trying to win a speed round of charades most days.

Contractee you ok? Wait one moment *puts hand in pocket and gets out a Rock™️* I know you liked the rock I gave you last time so I brought over this one, it looks like a dino :)

...

*puts the rock aside and hugs him*

-Stairs

(Tbh i kinda need a hug too guess we're both not feeling that great /silly)

Contractee: STAIRS ANON YOU FELL THROUGH THE WINDOW??? WHY IS THAT THE ENTRANCE YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE—

…but also thank you.

You brought me a dinosaur rock.

That’s like. The emotional equivalent of a superhero landing and handing me a healing potion. I don’t even care that you faceplanted into the carpet. The rock’s got little speckles like tiny fossils and I already love it.

hugs back and holds tight for a sec

I missed you, you know?

I didn’t realize how much until you showed up looking like chaos incarnate and handing me prehistoric minerals.

If you need a hug too then it’s yours. Unlimited hugs. Take as many as you want.

We can be not-okay together for a while. That’s okay.

Thanks for checking on me.

Thanks for the rock.

but if you need, I’m here to talk to

We can bond through hugging :3

Don’t wanna shine light on myself, but you’re relatable in many ways

That’s why I adore you

(now wanna help me decide if I should be 🫂 anon or 🫐 anon (I think 🫐 is obvious who I am tho)

Contractee: ...Okay—no. Nope. Nuh-uh. You're not allowed to just—say nice things like that and then expect me to just continue existing normally. That’s illegal. I’m filing a complaint with the Hug Court.

🫂

...That being said—thank you. Really. I never know how to respond to this kinda stuff so I usually just make a dumb joke or act like I’m melting into the floor but like. I’m keeping all of it. Every word. It’s mine now. You can’t have it back. I’m hoarding the affection like a little emotional dragon.

Contractee: This song is so epic!!!

Caporegrime: A little strange but good

Consligere: I have no words.

Soldier: ...