#contractee art

Goofy contractee stealing his bosses coat smh

Dont ask or wonder how i saw this. Youll dig too deep just to find nothing.

…I should be annoyed. I really should.

That coat is custom. Heavy. Expensive. Practically stitched with intimidation.

But instead, I’m impressed.

He managed to lift it, wear it, and still look like he’s ready to commit minor war crimes with a juice box in hand.

That face? That’s the face of someone who just declared himself boss for the day and nobody stopped him.

...He even rolled the sleeves up. Bold move.

Hope I don’t annoy you too much, but I am here with a small art for the team looking very fancy :D

Contractee: HIIII LOOK AT MEEE 💃

I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE ICE PRINCE!! WHAT IS THIS—A CAPE?? A FANCY HAT??

SPARKLES INTENSIFY

I feel like I should be throwing flower petals at people and giggling.

I look like I’m about to go to a magical ball where everyone has to wear glitter or get arrested.

I LOVE IT THANK YOU 💙💙💙

Soldier: …You drew me in ruffles.

I don’t wear ruffles.

But I’ll allow it.

Ushanka stays. Always.

The expression’s accurate, though. So is the posture.

Thanks for not making me smile.

(The simplicity is a nice touch. Subtle. You did good.)

Caporegime: YEAH. YEAH OKAY. THIS? THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SHOULD BE DRAWN.

The suit? Immaculate.

The pose? Commanding.

The curls?? ICONIC.

I look like I just walked out of a five-star penthouse meeting to tell someone they’re about to lose everything.

Absolutely dashing. Might frame this. Might make it my lock screen.

Artist? You’ve got taste.

…

(Also thank you for not making me bald this time.)

Consigliere: …I look like I’m hosting an expensive masquerade for morally ambiguous aristocrats.

I approve.

The long coat, the cane, the silk cravat—excellent detail. Subtle use of white and gold.

Very dramatic.

It’s giving “I’ll ruin your credit score and your heart.”

Thank you.