I'm graduating college today. So, in celebration, Soap having to watch some rookie absolutely BUNGLE a chemistry test and –because he doesn't want this mishap knowledge to happen on field –shows them in real time what happens.
Cut to later when Price finds the room covered in smoke and smelling like someone stuffed a dead fish in the AC and tried to cover it up with a stick of ginger. Biohazard, it is. At least the recruit has new knowledge.
(On a positive note, most of them didn't do anything. Most)
Soap can be a good teacher if he tries. Though he might have a bit of an issue putting himself back in the shoes of a rookie and get a little impatient
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Soap: You need to get this shit down, there's no room for hesitation when on the field!
Rookie: I-I know, I just freeze up and-
Soap: You need to be able to identify what you're working with! What's this? *holds up a bottle*
Rookie: Uh uh- It's a- uh-
Soap, dryly: Boom. We're dead now
Rookie: *quiet sob*
Soap: We've been dead, actually. Let's make sure we don't become even more dead. Back to the basics-


















