#comedy posts

*body is found*

Coroner: Red marks around the wrists and ankles

Person A: Suggests restrainment, consensual?

Coroner: There's no bruising, and the woman that was with him had fuzzy handcuffs around her left arm

Person B: Kinky

Person A: *says some shitty cliché remark like:* Well now the fun is over

A Man and The Three worst Chinese torture tests

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he could forage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. 

One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can’t see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the…