#colm fluff

I feel like carring him around like a teddy bear would heal me but its hard to tell if he has not only strenght, but also weight of 10 men, so for now I will give up on that😞

୨୧Punch Up Headcannons! (Fluff!)

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→ First of all, I think this man would adore his partner. DAMN STRAIGHT HE’D TREAT YOU RIGHT!! 

Colm is actually really sweet, honestly. I feel like he’s the type of guy to get you things you want without you even having to  ask for them. Mention something about being thirsty? He’ll pour you a glass. Want water instead of alcohol? He’ll pour you a new one! 

Food, clothes, makeup—anything, honestly. If he sees your eyes linger on an item for a second too long he’ll mentally add it to a list of things he can (an probably will) get you eventually: whether it’s for a holiday, birthday, or just because. He likes seeing the way your eyes light up when he gives you the sweater you had been wanting, or the concert tickets you wouldn’t shut up about for the past month. 

→ Likes to show you his favorite Irish songs. He loves it when you spend some of your time learning about and listening to the things he likes <3 (it makes him swoon like a mf)

→ I feel like every Friday he cooks you a BOMB ass dinner. Perhaps a mean lasagna, or maybe a juicy steak… this man is breaking out the step stool and the pink frilly apron that is actually his.

If you don’t like classic American home cooked meals, he’ll make you Irish ones! If you don’t like that, or have something you like more, he’ll make it instead! I genuinely think he’s a good cook. Tell me I’m wrong.

→ probs very ooc but I think he would in fact let you put ribbon around his biceps and I do in fact think he would flex to snap it. He does it because it makes you giggle and tweak out, he does it for his ego—it’s a win-win. (Let me have fun.)

→ Saturday nights are movie nights. Get on the couch and snuggle this man while you both munch on buttery, salty popcorn and cuddle up underneath a fuzzy blanket that’s like three times the size it needs to be… moments like those are some of his favorite.

→ if you work at SDN, bring him his favorite coffee so that he doesn’t have to drink the shitty stuff in the break room. 

→ if you DON’T work at SDN, drop off some lunch for him sometimes—it is guaranteed to make this man’s day.

→ his heart will melt at worried texts from you when he’s dispatched, or afterwards when he gets out of a nasty fight. Let this man come home with a boo-boo worse than a scrape and you’ll never let him hear the end of it. 

I say that as in you won’t shut up about how worried you are—NOT scolding him. He’s a grown man, a grown man who you knew before getting together with him was in a dangerous field of work—or rehabilitation or… whatever. 

“I was worried sick!” “I’m so glad you’re okay—“ “Honey please try and be careful! I hate seeing you like this…” 

After cleaning him up or replacing his old bandages in your shared apartment, you’d press a gentle kiss to the top of his head, holding his hand. “I’m glad you’re okay, Colm.” You say with a sweet smile that he returns. 

→ NICKNAMES NICKNAMES NICKNAMES

I THINK HE WOULD CALL YOU THE FOLLOWING (as long as you like them): Angel, love, A stór(my treasure), darlin’, and probably more but I think he would like those the best! If you don’t like that stuff he’ll refrain, but definitely expect him to call you things in Gaelic. (I’m pretty sure that’s the language Irish people speak… right? Correct me if I’m wrong I tried to look it up.)

→ if you bake for this man he will eat ALLLLL of that shit. ‘Fantastic gimme fourteen of em right now.’ 

I’m being so serious. Maybe you bake a batch of cookies and tell him to bring it into work so he can share with the rest of the Z-team: he will! But eat everything in his car(if he finds a way to drive) and just tell you everyone enjoyed them. (They would have if they got to have any.) 

→ you’re the one he takes to get togethers and work parties. Every time. Without fail. 

→ I also think he lowkey won’t come to said events sometimes if you express that you yourself want to stay home. It isn’t that you tell him he can’t go or that you’d rather him stay home: no, he just makes the choice that he doesn’t want to go anymore. Having Colm pull up to a function with you not by his side is rare, very rare. 

→ I think that one day he wants to open a bar with you. He’d love to share that sort of experience with you, that kind of step. 

I also think he’d love to watch you spread your kindness with costumers: anyone who treats you bad or responds to you rudely is getting kicked (punched) the PHHHHHUCK outta there. 

→ if you’re also on the Z-team I think that he would be just as worried about you deep down, but he’d also be so confident in you and your abilities. You kick some ass during a mission? “That’s my girl/boy/lover.”

→ love love LOVES the fact that you’re taller than him. He uses you for things lwk… yes, I fear he does make you grab things in spurs when he’s feeling lazy. Let the man live 😒

→ I kind of think he uses emojis too literally, so you’d either have to teach him how to really use them OR just giggle with he uses the laughing crying emoji when he sends you a silly meme he found on Reddit. 

→ oh, I also think he uses Reddit lol. SONAR PUT HIM ON OKAY—

→ Bonus points if you help him trim his mustache… only if you’re good at it though. If you end up lopping off half of his glorious facial hair he will cry.