#coldstantine

Strap in

1. Lucifer Morningstar and Gary Green

2. Lily Stein and Zari Tomaz

3. Hannibal Lector and Eddie Brock

4. Leonard Snart and John Constantine

bRUH, i can't even... this sounds so perfect, sksksksksksk. I can SEE it, these idiots trying to get their wallets, only to not succeed... it’s a thing in some alternate universe, no one can tell me otherwise™.

this is a battle that they won’t stop, ‘til they get what they want!! lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

For @roguesjustwannahavefun for the @arrowversequarantinefic-exchange

A very late gift, of which I apologise

Pairing: John Constantine/Leonard Snart

Rated: Teens & Up

Summary: “All my life I’ve hurt people, conned them, made people’s lives a living Hell and now I find myself on this ship with you lot, hunted down by someone I’ve spent years trying to save and I don’t know which way is up.

"So I may not know Mr Snart like you do, but from what I do know about him, I reckon we have more in common than we know. So who knows, eh? I go pay him a visit and maybe we can help each other out.

“...And he’s bloody gorgeous, so there’s that.”

Or:

The one in which Leonard Snart gets himself into a spot of bother in The Afterlife and John Constantine knows he's the only man for the job.

Excerpt:

Of the things he’s capable of feeling, it’s the very uninspiring ‘doubt’ variety which is the worst kind, which affects him most, John thinks. More so than fear, than anger. Only makes his conscience shift uncomfortably even when reason and experience hold him firm and remind him over and over that he’s in the right.

And John can’t afford to be shaken, to be off-kilter. Because it’s precisely the swell of his will power and the steadiness of his hands and the intensity of his faith in his abilities that drives away the dark things. Gives him the strength to carry his burdens. Keeps the flame lit and guiding him forward into the unknown.

Not even the religious kind of doubt is as affecting, as there’s a marked difference between belief in Divine Judgement and outright knowing it’s there. And the rules are very clear on what happens to non-believers, rules which are written and immovable, and John knows precisely where he stands in that regard -- and where he will stand on Judgement Day, for that matter. It’s what allows him to just bloody get on with it and keep one step ahead of the shadows. The finality affords a kind of peace, which he can appreciate. There’s a simplicity in the inevitable, and life could always do with being simpler.

But second guessing himself has ever led him down dangerous paths. Hesitation to act begets the illusion that he has a moral compass, which only leads to fruitless attachments, which leads to somebody dying. It’s as cyclic as the day and night, and part of the reason people are better off without him.

He does what he has to do because it has to be done, and for a long time this outlook was enough.

Who said “I love you” first Hmmm, I think maybe John would, but he’d mumble it very quicklyWho would have the other’s picture as their phone background I think they’d both have a couple-y pictureWho leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror JohnWho buys the other cheesy gifts Hmm, maaaayyybe JohnWho initiated the first kiss LenWho kisses the other awake in the morning Len bc John is NOT  a morning personWho starts tickle fights neitherWho asks who if they can join the other in the shower neither, they just always take showers togetherWho surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch If they worked normal jobs, probably John to make a ruckus bc hes extra like thatWho was nervous and shy on the first date neitherWho kills/takes out the spiders bothWho loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk John, always