#coldflashwave

I twas thinking, as most fanficion writers do at unholy hours of the night, and suddenly, my brain came up with this beautiful incorrect quote for my earth-55 au.

*Earth-55 Barry and Len somehow appear on the Waverider*

Earth-55 Len, 'Lenny': *back cracks as he stands up*

Earth-55 Barry, 'Red': damn, you're old gramps

Lenny: *indigently* first of all, excuse your finest fucking pardon, I just turned 45 last week. Secondly I have no children so to speak of, so I'm not a grandparent

Red: in today's society, you're old enough, snowflake

Lenny: *huffs and rolls eyes* and you're old enough to be a father, Bartholomew

The Legends: *have stopped talking and have turned to watch*

Red: *smirks and struts closer* then you can just call me daddy

Red: *leans in and kisses him on the cheek, then turns and walks out with an exaggerated swing in his hips*

Lenny:

The Legends: 😶

Lenny: 😶

Lenny: 😳 that conversation......... drastically changed..... direction, quickly...........

extra;

Len: *turns to Mick and opens his mouth*

Mick: *takes a sip of his beer, not looking at him* yes, you and our Red sound just like that, only reversed

Len: *opens his mouth again*

Mick: *takes another sip* no, I don't care if you continue

Len: are-

Mick: *downs the rest of his drink* yes I'm sure; no, I'm positive I don't care; yes continue, it makes the rest of this chicken scratch, flower girl excuse of a team uncomfortable and gives me free entertainment *walks away, looking for another beer*

Jax:....... teach me the ancient art of flirting

Red: wah?

Jax: the delivery, the confidence, the pick up line, it was all so perfect, so beautiful, I-I can't describe it. Teach me!!!

(Either) Two dragons one rider (and other variations 😏)

(Poly) C is B's ex (not a bad relationship just ended on bad terms like a fight?) and A brings them back together to reconcile

(Poly) A has a child with B before B "dies" then C steps up before it turns out B's not dead

(Poly) Elemental/Magical/God beings separated by fate/other gods

(Either) A and B are together but C tries to flirt with them anyway / C wants them both anyway

(Either)All three are in the same profession/job with A being a newbie and B and C having to teach them the ropes

(Poly) A and B are mates (creatures, omegaverse, whatever) and then B gets taken and is experimented on, making C their other mate

(Either) Hero × Villain × Civilian (and variations)

(Either) A and B are together, A has to go into hiding and ends up falling for C

(Either) A and B see C either getting cheated on or possibly abused and step in

(Either) A is a love god/cupid type character trying to get B and C together for an assignment only to accidentally make them both fall for A

(Poly) A is cursed, B is in love with A, C is the only one that can break the curse

(Open relationship) A falls for B while in a relationship with C, A and B hook up and then B wants to bring in C

(Poly) A finds out D cheated on them, B and C beat D up and A thinks thats hot

(Open relationship) A likes some thing with people in it (band/show/whatever) and is in a relationship with B, C is a part of said thing, B hooks up with C unknowingly

(Poly) A is an outsider (whatever that means) and B and C are the only ones to trust/help them

(Poly) A disappears (/runs away/gets kidnapped/whatever) and B and C go on an absolute f*cking rampage till A is back (or any other variation)

(Either) A and B are criminals, B gets hurt, C helps them while they heal and then A bursts with a weapon

(Either) A and B are predators while C is prey (+ other variations, any AU)

- Reworked Ideas from past posts -

(Either) A and B are dating but when A says "I love you" C wakes up and come after A

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hi-im-still-in-multiple-fandoms/783169544380432384/mumscarian-au-idea-that-wont-leave-my-brain?source=share

(Either) A is a supernatural(/magical/whatever) being but is immortal(or has a long life span), B is mortal, A and B are dating, B finds the ring and disappears, B reappears later with C, who is also a supernatural(/magical/whatever) being, who turned B into whatever C is so they can all live long lives

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hi-im-still-in-multiple-fandoms/783681799670956032/tw-for-darkharmful-behaviour-i-forgot-to-say?source=share

(Poly) A is a humanoid (hybrid/whatever) that can switch between human and non-human, A gets injured, B and C are humans that are together and find A, they help A heal without knowing what A is

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hi-im-still-in-multiple-fandoms/783212869535842304/another-mumbscarian-idea?source=share

(Poly) A is the subject of rumours that makes everyone hate them and want them dead, B and C need the money so they go after A, B gets hurt badly, A comes across them and helps B live, B and C realise A isn't a monster and decide to hang around and protect A

Link below VVVVVVV

(Either) A B and C are exhibits in something (museum/zoo/whatever) that are constantly breaking out to see each other

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hi-im-still-in-multiple-fandoms/784146736575823872/this-au-came-back-into-my-brain-as-i-was-trying-to?source=share

(Either) A is a prince, B is A's bodyguard, C is the weird being they found that they both think is cute (or any other variations)

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hi-im-still-in-multiple-fandoms/783898524728311808/part-two-tango-can-barely-function-in-the-morning?source=share

Summary: “Sorry, kid,” Len says, sounding – and likely even being, knowing Len – sincere. “We gotta run, and it looks like you’re coming with us for a bit.” “Oh crap,” the kid (Barry Allen, he said his name was) says. ---- Response to tumblr prompt: Coldflashwave au, where Mick and Len end up kidnapping Barry for some reason after meeting the Flash, but before Len finds out his identity?