#codexobi

Summary: The Jedi have been slaughtered, Anakin has turned dark side, and Obi-Wan is being hunted by his former apprentice. When Yoda tells him he needs to fake his death, Obi-Wan agrees. It isn't as though this is new to him. Obi-Wan, Cody, and Rex are put into a deep Force sleep, and Yoda promises to wake them when the galaxy needs them again. But it isn't Yoda who wakes them. It's a small voice, calling out to a Jedi for help. Obi-Wan wakes up to a quiet head, both Yoda and Anakin are dead. And then he learns thirty years have passed while he's been asleep. With the Jedi Order gone, with Mandalore glassed, with a Empire that has risen and fallen, Obi-Wan, Cody, and Rex must decide what their place is in this new galaxy. But first, there is a child who needs help. The only clue Obi-Wan has is a Mandalorian in shiny beskar'gam. If they can find one, they can find the other.

Cody: Ew.

Rex: Ew?

Cody: Sex is disgusting. Romance is awful. I’m happy how I am, thanks.

Obi-Wan: *puts his hand in Cody’s*

Cody: *tearing up a little* General, that’s so nasty.

Obi-Wan: It’s okay. Jedi aren’t supposed to have relationships anyways. *goes to take his hand back*

Cody: *squeezes his hand tighter* No, I’m used to it now, it should stay there.

Cody: *shrugs* okay. I can do that.

Rex: Wait, seriously?

Cody: Yeah. I’ve gotten a lot of practice lately. I’m sure I could rock your world if I tried.

Rex: Awesome... wait. Who are you getting practice with?

Cody: *eyeing General Kenobi, across the canteen* um... some people...

Rex: ...oh my god...

Cody: It’s okay, we’re not monogamous.

Obi-Wan: *thinking about last night with Rex and Cody* Well, Master always taught me not to talk with my mouth full.

Star Wars/Teen Wolf: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka and clones crash land on earth, Rex and Cody are dying and get The Bite and it turns out all clones (all of them) are natural True Alphas and the Hale Pack expects them to be really aggressive and challenge Talia but they’re actually very polite and like roughhousing and listen to their Jedi very well (Obi-Wan/Rex/Cody)

Star Wars/Marvel/Stargate: The Asgard (Stargate) used to be humanoid, but what no one knows is that they used to look like humans the way the Asgard (Marvel) do. Thor is helping the SGC one day and when they mention that they need more allies he suggest the Jedi because ‘they’re only a few galaxies away, one of my brothers went to live with them when he was a baby. He’s still there with them’ and they contact the Jedi who send a delegation to come to Earth. Cannot decide if I want it to be Obi-Wan, Anakin and Qui-Gon (he’s alive fuck you) or if I want it to be them plus clones maybe with an AU where the war didn’t happen or it happened but it was a while ago, but no matter what, no war rn and they def won if it did happen.

Star Wars/Doctor Who: AU where Obi-Wan is in the exploricorps instead of a Jedi, finds Ani and Shmi and basically takes them back to the Jedi with Qui (he bullied his way into the mission cause he Had A Vision and this time there’s no one to tell him it’s wrong) and Qui-Gon is all ‘Ani could be a Jedi!!’ And Ani’s all ‘but I wanna be in the exploricorps with Obi-Wan’ and Qui-Gon ‘I don’t have a crush on that angry little redhead’ Jinn is all ‘I could unteach you but you should def go with Obi’ and so Ani and Shmi live on Obi’s ship with him and Qui-Gon and him kinda date but then Obi’s pregnant af and he’s all ‘Qui-Gon if you don’t marry me I’m gonna kick your ass’ and they get married and Ani has little siblings (and Shmi is dating one of the pilots who’s a girl cause Shmi is bi af let her date girls) but then the clones happen and there’s no war (Palpatine fucking died deal with it) and now some of the clones want to work with the exploricorps and so they gave Obi a fucking Star Destroyer to house them in and then they pick up some scrap workers (this is where DW comes in, the episode with the exploding TARDIS with 11 and Clara, three brothers working on the same ship) and find out that two of the older brothers have tricked their little brother into thinking he’s an android when he got amnesia and the clones get super protective over Tricky (the one who thinks he’s an android) and basically adopt him and make him feel much better. Also later on 12 and Clara accidentally show up on a random mix up cause the TARDIS does what she wants and they have no control, and Clara learns all about how the clones were created for a war that never happened and stuff whatever idk

Star Wars/Doctor Who again, but this time an AU where the Doctor can see force ghosts and him and Clara are in a greenhouse garden on Coruscant and the Doctor says something to Force Ghost Obi-Wan whos shooketh because no one living has spoken to him in over two hundred years and the Doctor tells Clara about how Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi lead the third legion of the Grand Army of the Republic against the Sith (and Clara can sort of see Obi-Wan with the sonic sunglasses) and Obi-Wan is just shocked because no ones noticed him in so long and ‘how do you know so much about me??’ And the Doctor has to explain ‘well, we met, but it was a couple of bodies ago’ and it’s lol