#clwdc

hi deaaar <33 you always have the best questions!!! here's a small list of some of my favorite messy charles moments for you, im sure I've forgotten many unfortunately because my boy is bitchy af (affectionate).

the first thing that came to my mind is sadly a moment which I can't link because I can't remember when it was exactly and couldn't find back the video: it was Carlos and Charles having fun for a ferrari video challenge and they were talking about each other's skills and Carlos said smth like I'm better than you at sports and Charles answered 'not a driving" (or smth like that) and it was soooooo cunty (and true)

(thank you anon for the link ; here it is: carlos says ‘name any sport im better’ and charles retorts ‘not racing’)

another cunty moment is ofc the 'honour' tweet he liked after the whole mess with carlos' mom insulting him on social media

idk if it counts exactly but there's also that time when he was asked what song he would listen to if he could have music in his car and he said 'highway to hell' T-T (in 2025)

not bitchy or messy but definitely cunty and hot as hell: back in australia 2022 and baku 2023 where he said he wouldn't go for best laps but ended up doing it anyway because he's a menace <333

and here's a collection of bitchy team radios I love:

VEGAS 2024 and the infamous "maybe try in Spanish" followed by the bitchy rant to Bryan

baku 2025 "he can enjoy that P8" after the failed teammate swap (this is a message from someone who's soooo nonchalant and who soooo doesn't care)

(he expressed a pretty similar sentiment in qatar 2025 lol)

monza 2024: charles being relatable af bc who cares about a norris pole

qatar 2025 when he promised to take revenge on sainz after sprint quali

EDIT:

china 2024: after sainz acted like a dumbass AGAIN + suzuka 2025: charles being bitchy with bryan

my go to answer for charles pic is this one:

it’s the pic in my icon and it is my all time favorite pic of him. It literally hangs on my fridge #myclosepersonalfriend

BUT looking for this pic brought me across some other pics of him buried in my phone that I love so I will share those as well

the first time I saw this I was on a work call(if there’s one thing I’m going to do it’s scroll tumblr on company time) and I genuinely malfunctioned. I still can’t look directly at it. Wettest rat in all of Europe does damaging things to my psyche more at 11.

There is a genre of charles photo that I like to call “if the Vatican had a sports section” and I simply cannot elaborate but this is one of those to me. I have been there and if I saw this there I would simply say “yes that checks out” and move on to the next thing. I have an established tag for this and I can’t remember the exact phrasing I used to find it and it’s killing me bc there are other examples.

For Max:

For immediate faves it’s always gunna be a side profile pic bc his side profile is so gorgeous.

this pic for reasons I don’t even really understand(they’re peddling it as omega max propaganda and I can’t lie I am not immune)

OF COURSE that’s a genre my cutieful smiley angel pretty boy

sending you cozy charles pictures beloved 🫂🫂 tomorrow will be better!

aahwww beloved! you are such a sweet and kind presence on chirlieblr <3 thank you thank you❤️

hellooo love!!

I can't believe its only been like 3 days since we saw him drive. Ugh.

There's soo many, lol, I just can't pick one- its either the mighty Austria 2019 beef with Max where he's bitching to the press about him when he's LITERALLY BEHIND

other instances from this day too like him refusing to interact with max on the podium or cooldown room(and unfollowing him later)

that was peak lestappen I fear

Or another one of Charles' messiest moments that is forever engraved in my head is his iconic vegas '24 radio. Like, nothing could ever top that.

that was MY controversial cancelled wife.

There's obviously him ragebaiting Carlos during the Spanish GP in 2024, him ragebaiting George..every chance he gets, him liking the "honor" tweet to piss off sainz's army, the lestappen inchident when they were kids, SO much more.

(+bonus)

hellooooo!!! asks are always open for questions :DDD as for movies… i think some argentinians, like nine queens or the secret in their eyes. Or, like, titanic!!!

(saw someone else also do this. but MINE has a ferrari bday hat 😁)

I really think this, because I was already a Charles fan, but then this moment happened and I was like, that is my fucking guy right there.