#chompilation

hi! i feel so bad because everyone else answered this ask like two days ago i'm so behind!! :( but on the bright side i've seen everyone's chompilations and i have such a good sample size to pick from

okay my favorite of all time i did kind of recently post about which was the portrait painting interview of charles and carlos from i think 2023? when carlos says he's better at every sport than charles ('name any sport i'm better')....and my messy fav goes "not racing"

i am always thinking about this moment because it's literally my favorite thing of all time

other honorable mentions:

the honor tweet. fuckkkkk the sainz pr complex and charles agrees with me <3

that fucking austria 2019 podium. people do not understand that yeah, one of the reasons i love charles so much is that he's all class and such a sportsman but EQUALLY because he is a beast burying his teeth into victory and he burns and he bleeds when he is denied. it is ugly and it is vehemently gorgeous

3. i don't think enough people are paying attention to his secret santa present to george last year. after the season charles had last year...he took one last chance to be a BITCH god i love him so

and what a good prelude to all the dogwalking of george he's gonna do this year!

i hope you know how grateful i am that you're a chirlie on tumblr, never forget that you are appreciated!!!!!

thank you em!! cherishing this 🫂🩷🩵🩷

hi deaaar <33 you always have the best questions!!! here's a small list of some of my favorite messy charles moments for you, im sure I've forgotten many unfortunately because my boy is bitchy af (affectionate).

the first thing that came to my mind is sadly a moment which I can't link because I can't remember when it was exactly and couldn't find back the video: it was Carlos and Charles having fun for a ferrari video challenge and they were talking about each other's skills and Carlos said smth like I'm better than you at sports and Charles answered 'not a driving" (or smth like that) and it was soooooo cunty (and true)

(thank you anon for the link ; here it is: carlos says ‘name any sport im better’ and charles retorts ‘not racing’)

another cunty moment is ofc the 'honour' tweet he liked after the whole mess with carlos' mom insulting him on social media

idk if it counts exactly but there's also that time when he was asked what song he would listen to if he could have music in his car and he said 'highway to hell' T-T (in 2025)

not bitchy or messy but definitely cunty and hot as hell: back in australia 2022 and baku 2023 where he said he wouldn't go for best laps but ended up doing it anyway because he's a menace <333

and here's a collection of bitchy team radios I love:

VEGAS 2024 and the infamous "maybe try in Spanish" followed by the bitchy rant to Bryan

baku 2025 "he can enjoy that P8" after the failed teammate swap (this is a message from someone who's soooo nonchalant and who soooo doesn't care)

(he expressed a pretty similar sentiment in qatar 2025 lol)

monza 2024: charles being relatable af bc who cares about a norris pole

qatar 2025 when he promised to take revenge on sainz after sprint quali

EDIT:

china 2024: after sainz acted like a dumbass AGAIN + suzuka 2025: charles being bitchy with bryan