#cluemaster

Headcanon that Dick as Robin used to rate the rogues. Like imagine an eight year old dressed as a traffic light compounding your shame of being beaten by said colour wheel brat and a fucking guy dressed as a bat, by rating your fit a 2/10. Like the Riddler? 9/10, the fit is fire and his name makes sense. Black Mask? 1/10 because 'he didn't really try, did he, B?'. Dick eventually writes his scores down and they are displayed in the BatCave and the various Robins add to it over the years as the roster grows. Tim rates Deathstroke at 4 for his colour scheme and pretty obvious name. Jason rates Penguin and Poison Ivy at a strong 8.5/10 because 'they fucking commit to the bit'. Steph rates Cluemaster at - 3/10 because of that 'dumb fucking name' that she knows took him a fortnight to come up with. Damian rates Ra's at a solid 6/10 because the old man might have been an asshole but he had style and aura. The Bats grieving over Batman's "death", tearfully add Darkseid to the list at an acceptable 8/10 because the name is "pretty fucking cool". The Joker does not end up on the list ever but the Robins ensure that he knows about it.