#cleverdistraction

remington steele

the character i least understand: mulch

interactions i enjoyed the most: laura and steele making out in the most inappropriate times.

the character who scares me the most: wally the stalker

the character who is mostly like me: annie pott’s character fm s1 with hints steele’s self dislike. 

hottest looks character: laura and steele (duh)

one thing i dislike about my fave character: i love steele but he still carries a conman’s jerk-ness inside that he can’t completely escape. 

one thing i like about my hated character: i will hate tony for the rest of my days.

a quote or scene that haunts me: when he tells laura that it’s a good thing she invented him bc he doesn’t think he could have ever invented someone like her. 

a death that left me indifferent: keyes tbh

a character i wish died but didn’t: lol i think u know

my ship that never sailed: seeing laura x steele\post coitus 

the royals

the character i least understand: there’s no point to cyrus anymore

interactions i enjoyed the most: anytime robert was extra 

the character who scares me the most: no one 

the character who is mostly like me: none of them are that relatable to me tbh

hottest looks character: s2 willow oufits

one thing i dislike about my fave character: its not willow’s fault but the s4 writing for her was atrocious. 

one thing i like about my hated character: cyrus was That Dramatic Hoe and i appreciated it and he’s just annoying now. 

a quote or scene that haunts me: it doest haunt me i just think its fantastic\the s1 finale where liam is running through the castle and finds out simon is dead and the camera pans to cyrus’s bloody hand taking the kings ring off simon’s dead finger. i feel like the royals peaked here. 

a death that left me indifferent: idk simon?

a character i wish died but didn’t: cyrus or, sorry to say this but, um kathryn??

but ur from pa right we like invented modern ketchup u are required to like it

I live here but I’m from NJ so I get around this I think??

cleverdistraction replied to your post: drowninginlove replied to your post: Do you...

POOR MUSTARD WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS. do you also despise buffalo sauce? or is that not technically a condiment?

anna!5. catalyst4. car crash3. indecision kills (rip)2. stone/all through the night1. knotsshows that come to mind first!5. ncis: deeks4. speechless3. this is us2. the americans1. offspring 4ever

i don't go here, but even *I* am confused about the boob placement/outline/construction of the sparkly dress.....why

she’s, like, drowning it. it doesn’t fit her at all. the top half is too big. 

hi i would like you to just rewatch RS again and liveblog all the stuff you might've not liveblogged about the first time (95% kidding; 5% not kidding)

@cleverdistraction

i feel like i wasted my 1 joke opportunity but i also thought about this for like 5 full mins before deciding that i didn't have anything funny to say BC THIS SHIT IS FUNNY ALL ON ITS OWN

beasymphony replied to your post “going through all my stuff to prepare for moving in 3 weeks and i just...”

roommate au, 2500 words, pining/happy ending

omfg rec it

Chasing a Steele (Part 1) (its starts off rather questionable and ur like ‘what ???’ but u just have to trust it.)

To Clear a Steele (Part 2) (the trust is paying off but there’s a catch)

The Forging of Steele (Part 3) (if gleason had done this i wouldnt have minded)