#classquotes

this one was from last year and i give my neighbour the credit for passing me with the information:

If you were into fnaf as a kid that means you're either a furry or a monster fucker now.

In the cafeteria at our old school (graduated now), milks are in a plastic crate and you're not supposed to grab more than one milk. This is important, because I grabbed a full crate, about three gallons of milk, and just left with it. Once I sat down, i was immediately asked about the milks. "Hey, Jane, aren't you lactose intolerant? Why would you grabs a crate of milk? Also just why?" To which I immediately responded "I will kill your god and fill his bones with milk"

This one time, there was a dead fly in the window sill and my friend just went "I'll eat that for 30 bucks" and we agreed and he shoved it into his mouth just as the teacher came and he couldn't spit it out nor could he swallow it, so had to sit there for 5 entire minutes with a dead fly in his mouth while the rest of the class silently died of laughter. Said friend also drank iodine to prove there was starch in saliva in the same day and his mouth was stained purple for the rest of the day.

"You need to keep a good balance of salt and water in your body to stay hydrated." "so what im hearing is. drink salt water"

Ah, yes. The two genders: Ethan Nestor and Sirius Black.