Aug 27, 2021
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You look like someone who would write fan fiction.
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And the “Most Nurturing Teacher of the Year” Award goes to-
Classmate, who spent the class dicking around: Why did she finish her Japanese essay so fast?
Me, and intellectual, who also spent the class dicking around: Because I buckled down and got to work.
I’m going to kill myself if we don’t finish the IO’s today!
—teacher
—IB english HLI
so a few days ago I found an old list of weird things people in my bell choir said, an I thought I’d share:
‘Are you a ballerina?’
‘I don’t even know when I come in I’m just like *ding* Oh Lord.’
‘I’M TALLER THAN NAPOLEON!’
‘Yay! The bell tree!’ (later) ‘I hate trees...’
‘Did you guys have a racist soccer game as well?’
*bass bells playing Stressed Out with no music*
*extremely fast Spanish* ‘uh-huh.’
*shaking bells* ‘aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA.’
‘Does this sound like an Amber Alert?’
‘I just started counting today after TWO YEARS.’
‘I’m the most depressed in our squad.’
*puts bells away in the middle of the song*
‘GIVE ME MY MAGICAL FAIRY WAND!’
‘WE DID NOT COME BACK FOR OUR BACKPACKS!”
‘JEREMY. THERE IS A FINGERPRINT ON THE INSIDE OF THIS BELL!’ ‘Well don’t look at me.’
‘My heel just fell off.’ ‘Stand on it.’ “There’s a nail.’
*in the middle of a song* ‘ALLY. Why do you always turn your bell sideways?’ ‘Well fix it when you take it.’ ‘WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA?’
‘Did you know that texting while driving kills six times more than drunk driving?’ ‘DON’T TEXT; DRINK!’ ‘no-’
‘Apparently I’m not honorable enough for the honor society.’
‘Is that blood on your shirt?’ ‘No... that’s ketchup.’ ‘From lunch?’ ‘Yeeessssss...’
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Charlie: By the way Matteusz lives with us now.
Ms. Quill: Whatever!
Me: I wish I had a Space Aunt this chill.
You'll have to Gandalf the shit outta that.
Doug Downs
Because sometimes these lines from class are too awesome to keep to myself.
Is Barbie the second coming of Jesus?
Max