#chillnfill

Guy pitched me "Kid Insurance" to cover all the chaos children create. Broken windows from baseball? Covered. Accidentally dyeing the neighbor's dog blue during an "art project"? Covered. Setting the garage on fire with a magnifying glass? That's where we draw the line.

Friday night at a remote gas station: watched a woman confront her ex about choosing her sister over her, refused to sell beer to a drunk driver, and helped a woman in labor until paramedics arrived. All under the watchful wink of a 20-foot mechanical polar bear named Romantic Bear. #ConvenienceStoreChronicles

3:52am ... Rural Alabama, 12 miles from anywhere. Just me, the humming fluorescents, and a mechanically winking polar bear wearing a Care Bear paint job. The night shift hits different out here...

Three teenagers just attempted the world's most obvious convenience store "heist" complete with fake beards made of cotton balls and code names like "Eagle One." They paid $8.47 for snacks they could've bought for $8.47. Crime doesn't pay, but apparently it costs the same. 🕵️‍♂️