#chihibuki

Asahina manspreads too much, like she looks like she’s doing the splits while sitting

Sayaka always sits close to a wall and she’ll lean back until her chair is leaning against it. It calms her down, but sometimes she forgets when she’s not against a wall and will just fall (Leon also leans, but definitely not as much)

Togami always holds his arms behind the back of his chair. It’s just a stim he does, but he’s convinced the class that it’s some fancy etiquette. Most of the time people think someone snapped and tied Togami to a chair when they see it for the first time

Ibuki sits with no caution, the way she falls in that beach pic??? that’s just how she sits down, full lean into freefall. She breaks a lot of chairs

Peko relaxes her whole body and it always looks like she’s sleeping. She models it after a cat, where she can jump up at any threat, but she ends up actually falling asleep a lot (honestly she has insomnia but she refuses to admit it, so she’s constantly tired)

I don’t know a lot about these guys but I’d like to try;

Kaito sits with his legs up on the armrests. It looks so uncomfortable but he likes it so. the other students are just concerned but letting it happen.

And the mechanic man will sit under the chair. Nobody knows how he does it because he’s so tall, but he will fit under any chair and hang out

Oh and Mikan picks at chairs, she will disassociate and just rip off pieces of fabric or plastic. It scares the shit out of Monokuma - queer eye anon

YEAH DUDE YEAH

god okay I couldn’t find the comic it made me think of, but I imagine the first time Makoto sees Celeste sit Like That™️, he accidentally walks in on her and Kyoko and hears Kyoko just very casually ask “are you sitting up there because you want to feel closer to god?”

you know the one with the cat on the counter?? and the artist mentions that it was something that happened between with them and their roommate?? yeah that one!!

anyway he is obviously confused and concerned but slowly comes to realize that oh no. this is literally just how everybody in his class performs normal everyday behaviors. (That being said, he definitely crosses his legs while sitting ❤️)

*pats hina gently* this gal can fit so many adhd

she probably leans forward and puts her hands on the seat of whatever chair she’s in!!! she looks like an excited little kid!! She puts so much energy into everything she does, even literally just sitting down!!!

SAYAKA LEANING AGAINST THE WALL IS VERY POG and I am also a fan of her rocking back and forth!! Just the little movements that are calming!!

and being against the wall itself is so nice!! There’s something about the angle !! Like almost laying down, but still being alert and participating in active conversation is probably very soothing for her!!

Sayaka 🤝 Leon

Everybody laughing at them when they inevitably fall off their fucking chairs after leaning too far back without a wall behind them

AKSJSMDND OKAY BUT FOR TOGAMI I BET SOMEONE’S TAKEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO ACTUALLY TIE HIM TO THE CHAIR THOUGH

LIKE JUST AS A LITTLE PRANK,,,,,,A MINOR JOKE,,,,,,,,

my suspicion is that it would be either Nagito & Kokichi, or Sayaka, Leon, & Kaz, or Jill, or actually you know what there are quite a few very good candidates HSBSMDN

in any case he gets ROYALLY pissed off and threatens whoever did it with “YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER-” which he never actually follows through on obviously

IBUKI BREAKING CHAIRS,,,,,YEAH AKSHSMDBDDN

god how many times has she been called into Jin’s office just for him to audibly sigh like “Mioda this is the fifth piece of school property you’ve broken this month just by sitting in it.”

that man is so tired somebody save him

but anyway that’s also how she sits on people’s laps??? like romantic or platonic, if someone is “*grabby hands* come here ❤️” while sitting, she straight up fucking flops down onto their lap without remorse and kills them on the spot HSKSHDN

[*dying Chihiro noises in the background*]

oh god actually speaking of Chihiro

they kneel. they just kneel on the chair ❤️

THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY TIMES WHERE PEOPLE HAVE ASSUMED THAT PEKO WAS ASLEEP ONLY FOR HER TO ABSOLUTELY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

like she is tired and stressed so she rests her eyes sometimes, or people will just assume she’s sleeping with her eyes open, maybe

For example, Kokichi has, on more than one occasion, nearly gotten his wrist broken for attempting to draw on Pekoyama’s face while believing her to be asleep ❤️

Shuichi: um. Kaito. Are you….okay???

Kaito, sitting in the most ungodly position possible: yeah dude ofc why what’s wrong

important to note tho that Momota IS willing to sit normally but only if it’s because he’s trapped Shuichi with a hug, meaning Saihara is now sitting on his lap 😳💓💖💖💖

Shuichi rarely ever initiates stuff like that but GOD does he melt into it

AKSJSWLDJDJ KAZUICHI MY BELOVED

he just likes the floor :)

but he’ll also sit on a table/counter if one is available!!! literally anything to Not Sit On the Seat Part of a Chair™️

Hajime: why do u literally sit UNDER the chair

Kaz: h-

Gundham: because as my paramour, he wishes to be closer to my domain

and Kaz is just actually it’s because I’m neurodivergent as fuck but….u know what yeah man sure :)

GOD I LOVE THAT FOR MIKAN

Ending the Ultimate Girl poll(@danggirlronpa) with an obligatory “why must they fight, they are in love!” In which Ibuki celebrates her new girl best friend’s(very deserved) new Ultimate Girl title and victory over her in the finals with a scene makeover.

Fuyuhiko/blond mob (?) guy hates the water and I say that’s canon now. Mukuro has to hold him bridal style until they get to his fuckin beach chair and she spends the entire time like “you realize I could be getting carried by or carrying one of my GIRLFRIENDS”

Byakuya refuses to wear his swimsuit. He wears like a gross Gucci shirt and some khakis or something rich looking idk. CoMpLeTeLy UnReLaTeD, Celeste and Chiaki have filled up about ten Super Soakers and Peko has been chasing them around for a good half hour making sure they don’t get drowned in the ocean by Togami

Monokuma is the type to lay facedown in the ocean because he wants to see if anyone will notice he’s “dead” and try to help (yes this is what I did as a kid)

literally NO ONE cares. Ibuki is the only person. She goes to Junko because she’s concerned and Junko’s like “yeah he just kinda does that” “really?” “no but whatever, he’s fine”

Ibuki has to give Chihiro the biggest puppy eyes to swim out and grab him (because she does technically know how to swim, but Monokuma floated pretty far out from the shore and last time she went in a seaweed creature touched her foot so please-?) and Chihiro was going to go in anyway to race Makoto so she does it - queer eye anon

YES YES YES KYOKO IN A BIKINI LITERALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MIND I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH

PFFF MUKURO FUYU FRIENDSHIP REAL,,,,,also highkey imagining everyone being like “c’mon fuyu come splash in the water with us!!” “No go fuck yourselves”

And then five minutes later Peko shows up in her swimsuit and he’s just “AWOOGA 👀👀👀👀” and lets himself be dragged into the mortifying ordeal of having fun and acting his age in front of other people because GOD Peko is so pretty he would do anything for her

(And also Mukuro seeing this happen and just “IT WAS THAT FUCKING EASY????”)

GOD THE BYAKUYA THING IS CANON FROM THE LOOKS OF IT HENWBSMSVDKWBSNS

Makoto, throwing a beach ball at him so that it hits him in the head: PUT THE BOOK DOWN LOSER WE ARE AT THE BEACH

and okay listen for as much as I don’t like him, the Look™️ he is giving in that promo artwork,,,,,,,,sir u have no right to be so attractive I’m going to strangle you but also 😳

CHIAKI IS THE QUEEN OF WATER GUN SNEAK ATTACKS OUGH OKAY

Like you think you’re safe???? You think she doesn’t know exactly where you are and how best to ruin your dignity???? Think again

And OH Celeste is 100% such an enabler for that. She is a woman of chaos and imagining her with a super soaker is both hilarious and also 😳😳😳 ma’am,,,,👀 she has no mercy she WILL slaughter you on sight

It turns into all out war!!!! Imagine these kids having a water gun fight okay I would die for them they deserve the world!!!!

Hiyoko taking cheap shots (nagito gets caught in her crosshair most often because he’s ✨unlucky✨) whenever and wherever she can because she’s such a little shit. Makoto and Komaru being the sibling dream team one second and then betraying each other the next!!!! Chiaki pretending to have accidentally fallen asleep only to then spring awake for a surprise attack!!!! Kokichi SPECIFICALLY going after anyone who looks like they’re just chilling/tanning on the beach and avoiding the water HSNAMDBDN

Somebody gets fuyu at one point and from then on out Peko commits straight up murders but like /pos

is it possible for a pretty lady to strike fear into the hearts of the masses while holding nothing but a super soaker??? Yes okay god is a woman and her name is peko pekoyama

And yes Togami is one thousand percent ready to drown everybody he’s SO pissed HSMSBDNWSN

GOD SAME GOD SAME GOD SAME MONOKUMA HAS LIKE THE MIND OF A 9 YEAR OLD AND I APPRECIATE HIM FOR IT

Junko and Monokuma having a relationship that is just casual vibes is my favorite I love them so much 🥺❤️ like junko is just so unconcerned with all the weird shit cause she knows it’s normal meanwhile everybody else is just ?????? MA’AM???????

HDNAKEJSNS “no, but whatever, he’s fine” I’M CRYIGNFBDHSMDBD

i know it contradicts the next part but my immediate thought was that after that encounter Ibuki just swims out next to him and also pretends that she is face down drowned in the water because 🤝 solidarity ❤️

monokuma: not the reaction I was hoping for but thanks

BUT OH OH OH AWWW CHIHIRO AND IBUKI THAT’S SO CUTE AAAHGHG ???? and once she gets out there chihiro picks him up and carries him on her head until they get back to shore

FEAR

dear god. I’ve never seen any monokuma ships thank god but like. I think personally I might physically combust if I did

Ibuki, holding Monokuma on her lap: just a Girlboss and her malewife vwv

Celeste: you and Junko dated for a time, correct?

Toko: no! Celeste dw we never actually-

Celeste: does she like white or red roses? oh, and what chocolate?

(I’m tired and can’t articulate, but Celeste panicking over her first Valentine’s basically. Chihiro panics too, because the gift she made Ibuki crashes a day before Valentine’s; Leon helps her in exchange for finding a “boring” gift for Makoto, because “apparently firecrackers aren’t romantic”) - queer eye anon

ABSOLUTELY OH MY GOODNESS

fukawa has probably dated most of the girls/fems in class 78 ngl 👀 (she’s bi with an equal attraction towards men, but the idea of dating most of the guys in her class make her want to violently retch ❤️ she had a crush on togami, and we all know how that played out. the other ones I’d say she might have had a crush on at any point would be makoto, because......hbvvvvddf it’s naegi I mean of course who wouldn’t have a crush on naegi 🥺 and leon, who she liked for .05 seconds before realizing she actually just really loved having him as a best friend)

highkey most people don’t know about just how many relationships she’s had because she tends to keep them a secret 👀 the only reason Celeste knows abt her and enoshima is because junko mentioned it at some point nddbsbdbdbdbdb

AND YEAH SHE JUST KINDA. GOES COMPLETELY STILL AND ACCEPTS IT HDVDVD

“Ah. This is how it ends.”

And just?????,, hvvhvfvvfvfvdv

Celeste panicking over her first Valentine’s........god???? oh my god absolutely

After the initial shock of realizing that she is Not Gping To Die Today, Toko goes with her to help shop for all the romantic things!! And honestly, they kinda hit it off?

Like before this, they weren’t particularly close with one another, but hanging out together and picking out gifts for someone they both care about helps to kinda show each of them the other’s more soft, endearing side!

and waaaaaaa omggg chihiro sweetieeeee 🥺🥺🥺 godddd she loses her shit ngl?? like u know that burned out feeling u get when u work on something and kinda obsess over it for a long period of time, and then it doesn’t turn out the way u wanted.........y e a h

she was programming a videogame (gaming is one of Ibuki’s Likes in canon!) and then it simply......decided to bug out and stop working......right before Valentine’s Day.....

she’s a big crier so it sets her off, especially since it was a gift for Ibuki......hvvvhvvvvv but her rationale goes smth like this “ok ok ok, she and Leon are really close, maybe he can help.....plus he won’t make fun of me for crying.....”

And Leon comes over and is like oh shit I’m sorry but also HELL yeah I have just the thing

Basically he helps her set up the raddest, most punk rock gift EVER (using the firecrackers he can’t give to Makoto jsbdbsbsbdbd) it’s mostly just a bunch of music stuff accompanied by fujisaki promising to work out the bugs in the game and get it to her as soon as possible (catch ibuki absolutely SOBBING that’s so sweet????? she loves her partner so much oh my goodness)

Ibuki meanwhile wrote a song for Chihiro complete with a bunch of programmer and technology puns!! she also got her a few comfy sweaters, another cutesy skirt, and a ton of neat hairclips!!!!

Also thank god chihiro was willing to help Leon come up with things for Makoto because he never would have been able to do something chill and not overwhelming on his own shdbdbsbdbdv basically she’s like “get him some roses and chocolates and maybe a stuffed bear! he’ll love it, you know?” and he’s like oh yeah that makes sense

so yeah that’s what he does and makoto freaking swoons because hdbdbdbdfvvddv okay yes it’s cliche but????? so romantic???????,? hdvdvdvdvdvdvdv

Naegi’s gift to Leon was a jar filled with little slips of paper inside of it, each one detailing a different thing he loves about kuwata <3 he also gives him a multipack of ramen and leon loses his mind because,,,,,,,,hhdhrbrbdbbdbdbd bboyfriend,,,,,,,

Chihiro makes like a whole rhythm game with Ibuki’s songs, Ibuki and Leon sprites, and a hidden mini game of Ibuki saving her and Leon from a tower?? and she’s immediately like “it’s so bad, oh no she’s gonna hate it”

meanwhile Ibuki struggles through a three second animation of hearts on Scratch, and she spends the days leading up to Valentine’s like “this is it, the pinnacle of game development” - queer eye anon

!!!! ON GOD????

literally oh my god chihiro is so insecure abt everything she creates/programs??? she also has rsd so if people don’t respond positively or immediately or something goes wrong, her brain just fizzles out and goes “they hate you, look at what you’ve done, fucked up a perfectly good friendship smdh”

(she’s doing a lot better with the help of her friends + girlfriend [and therapy, probably, because all the dr kids need it]!! it’s still difficult, but she’s doing her best!!! [HDBSBDBD NOT ME PROJECTING SHH-])

But she doesn’t give herself nearly enough credit!!! Nobody else has the know-how to create such cool things via programming!!! I stg she could type a single line of code and Ibuki would STILL be like :0

SO A WHOLE ASS GAME??? PERSONALIZED AND EVERYTHINF?????

ibuki loses her MIND she gets so happy and starts stimming and yelling and being hyperexcited!!!! she loves her girlfriend with her whole entire heart okay??? Chihiro gives it her and her immediate reaction is “IM GONNA KISS YOU”

And YES omg she absolutely does and she’s so proud of it!!!! She’s so excited to show Chihiro because!!!!! Girlfriend loves computer things!!! Ibuki did a computer thing!!!!! Girlfriend will be so excited and give Ibuki lots and lots of kisses!!!!!!

so anyway she shows it to her and Chihiro’s like oh my god???? oh my god I love it

Literally it’s just

Ibuki: WOW!! Ibuki made Chihiro a game too, see? Ah....but, Chihiro’s game is way better than Ibuki’s.....