#chengmei

Does Xiao Xingchen have Chengmei and a Chengge?

(A fanfic is soon to come btw.)

Hensheng

Jgys soft sword.

She's like Jiangzai and Nanping's spiritual sister.

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Hensheng is very cute, sweet and friendly. But she becomes harsh when someone insults her wielder.

She's really clingy towards jgy, and loves to hug his waist and wrist.

In addition, she has a crush on Shuoyue and Liebing.

Other than them, she's fond of her wielder. She won't call it a crush because she believes that the word *crush* is too lowly for the attraction she has towards him.

When Hensheng is with jgy, she feels like she has a purpose, and doesn't have to hate life (like her wielder) again.

Jiangzai.

Xy's sword

He basically acts like xue yang but more chaotic.

Jiangzai loves provoking Nanping. Well not only Nanping, but anyone he wants to harass.

Jiangzai is a fun loving spirit, who never wants to stay in one place.

He says that he hasn't tried candy before because xue yang eats most of it.

Jiangzai is like xue yang's younger brother he never had.

(He's secretly dating Shuanghua)

Not to mention that Jiangzai us hotttt.

Nanping

Su she's sword.

Nanping is very loyal and protective, and values others.

He loves his master, as well as his master's master.

Nanping is always supportive towards his spiritual sis, Hensheng, whereas he tries not to qi deviate whenever Jiangzai opens his mouth.

Other than that, deep down, he cares about Jiangzai, and would protect him if he's in any trouble.

Like his wielder, he doesn't like the Lans and their weapons. Even though his beloved sis has a crush on them.

Nanping is literally the opposite of Jiangzai's chaotic personality.

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@verycatbluebird

Xue yang: *sitting on the side, with his legs up~~ while wiping his sword* why haven't you gotten married to Lan lips yet, Jiggybun?!

Su she: *sitting politely* when my emperor is ready, then he'll marry.

Xue yang: did I ask you?! Store bought Lan!

Yao: *laughing* I would love to marry er ge. But marriage is a serious thing.

Xichen: yes. And I don't want to rush him. One thing too, is that I don't want to hinder his sect work.

Yao: no er ge. You won't hinder anything. Your hugs always help me relax.

Xichen: aww, Jiggy. ,*kisses his dimples*

Yao: not in front of my henchman, er ge. *blush*

Xue yang: you guys know each other for for a long time. Tie the knot!

Su she: stop forcing them!

Xue yang: Su she, did you recover from your SIMPtoms.

Su She: what?

Xue yang: you wanted to marry him. And you wrote a lot of fanfics about you and Jiggy.

Su she: shut up! What proof do you have!

Xue yang; a lot of proof!

Yao: *laughing* Minshan. You did what?!

Su she: I have to sacrifice my love and feelings for my laozu's happiness.

I know he'll be in safe hands.

Xue yang: so sappy.

Su she: weren't you in love with Jiggy too?

Xue yang: yea but i wasn't as sappy as you. And I won't hesitate to take him away and eat his lips.

Xue yang: maybe stick my tongue in his dimples.

Xichen: *blocking Yao*

Yao: *smiling nervously* Muffin, stop it.

Xue yang: lol did I lie.

Su she: he stepped on me once and it was glorious.

Xue yang: back! With tanghulus.

Su she: yo Jiggy.

Yao: *smile* delightful. I'll show you around, in a moment.

Su she: still talking to that dage of yours?

(*Yao has his own sect now. But he decided to bring Dage's head along. He also recreated his secret room)

Yao: yes. Unfortunately he's grumpy today.

Xue yang: how do you know?

Yao: Instincts, Chengmei. Now close the curtain.

Xue yang: yea sure. His grumpy face is killing the mood.

Su she: he's always hot Headed.

Yao: *laughing* Minshan.

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(There is nothing graphic, ok)

Trio: *looking at the various swords, other weapons, memorabilia,  and chains*

Su she: I like your iron chains.

Xue yang: you got some sick swords and torture devices too. I want to try them out.

Yao: ah yes, half of them are from various clans.

Su she: who do you want to try them on, xue yang. *rolls eyes*

Xue yang: you!

Su she: ew no!

Xue yang: jk. I want to use them on Jiggy.

Jiggybun. What do you say?! *poking his dimple*

Yao: well I don't see why not, muffin. We can play around with them, as we're the only ones here. And I'm the owner of the room.

Xue yang: plus Mingjue.

Yao: dage wouldn't mind.

Su she: I can't handle this level of hot.

Xue yang: I know right. Yaoyao, do you know what rp is?

Yao: *chuckles* did it once with er ge. But we did it with our titles. Zewu Jun and Lianfang zun.

Xue yang: agghh. Why are you two so stiff and sophisticated. Be tough and dramatic!

Yao: no no no. That's for dage to do.

Su she: we love when you're sophisticated and devious. Don't listen to xue yang. He's an idiot.

Xue yang: and you're a simp.

Yao: *laughing* *picks up some shackles*

How about we say that a hot, imperial leader captures two trespassers.

Xue yang: oh heck yea! Destroy me! What are you waiting for, Jiggybun?

Su she: I'm already deceased!

....

Yao: who should I chain first?

Su she: me!

Xue yang: me!

Yao: *acting* who did worse, while trespassing?

Xue yang: we will never tell you, your imperial hotness.

Yao: haha. I like that title. Gongzi.

*shackles him*

Xue yang: one kiss, my handsome king.

Yao: haha. Not yet.

Xue yang: you look very hot today.

Yao: keep quiet.

Xue yang: what will happen of Lan lips gets jealous?

Su she: I was wrong, emperor.

Yao: well. I'm left with no other choice. *puts the shackles on him* guess that I must chain you too. Now, tell me--

Xue yang: Jiggy, if you give me some candy, maybe I can tell you why we broke in. Jiggybun!

Yao: *ignores* as I was saying. Tell--

Xue yang: Yao! How dare you ignore me! I know you want to give me a kiss. Wait till xichen finds out!

Yao: don't make me tie a cloth around your mouth!!

Xue yang: you should be more angry. You look more hot when angry.

Yao: *covers xy's mouth*

*smirk* don't waste your qi energy, Gongzi. You don't want to end up like....*sighs* the unfortunate.

Yao: *adjusting Minshan's shackles* tell me if it's too tight.

Su she: you're very devious. I mean hot. No I mean generous. Asking this question.

Yao: *chuckles* it's what I can do for my hostage.

*tightens*

Su she: ouch!

Yao: shhh. It will be over soon.

Now tell me. Why were you trespassing?

Su she: I was lost.

Yao: *laughing* lost?!

*dramatically twirls and puts his hands behind his back* oh really.

And who's your friend?! Was he lost too?!

Su she: ask him.

Yao: you are very smart. *smirk*

What a marvelous suggestion.

Yao: *strokes hair*

Su she: don't hurt me. Even though I would love that.

Yao: not yet.

Su she: permission to kiss your dimple.

Yao: you can't bribe me.

Su she: it's not bribe. It's because you're a very hot Zongzhu.

Yao: *lifts chin* Afterwards. *lets go*

Su she: I don't want to leave. I want to stay in your trap. That you had planned perfectly. You really are a genius. And hot too.

Xue yang: *spits out the cloth* dammit he is hot.

Yao: who told you to spit that out! 

Xue yang: *grin*

Yao: *smile* Gongzi. Now may I ask, why did you two break into my massive sect.

Xue yang: to kill some of your clan members! And make out with those lips.

Yao: so you weren't lost?! Splendid! How excellent!!

Xue yang: jiggy. My shackles are loose. Aren't you afraid that I escape.

Yao: *tightens chains*

Xue yang: hurt me some more.

My mischievous little Jiggybun.

Yao: *tightens again*

Yao: you made a mistake. Look! You're captured by such a hot, powerful emperor.

Su she: because you're marvelous. I see no problem in being captured by you.

Xue yang: damage us nah!

Yao: what should I do again to you two pests.

Su she: anything you want, lianfang zun.

Xue yang: go crazy!

Yao: *sits dramatically and fans himself*

Well maybe, I'll leave you chained here. Maybe become a great host again, and throw you in my dungeon. Or.

Xue yang: or what, your imperial Jiggy lips?!

Yao: *laughs* where are you getting these titles from?! It's hilarious.

Xue yang: made them up lol!

Not only Su she can be a simp, Jiggy!

Su she: hey!

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