Feb 24, 2025
Was looking at this old Chinese movie for fun~
Someone tell me what's 3zun doing there???🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're acting like 3zun too 😄🤭
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Was looking at this old Chinese movie for fun~
Someone tell me what's 3zun doing there???🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're acting like 3zun too 😄🤭
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Jing Manor 📍
Yao Huangdi sits, while his attendants brushed his fox tails amd gave him some special treatment (emperor™️)
Mo xuanyu: *traces Huangdi's vermillion dot*
Fuying: *filing Huangdi's nails*
Xue yang: Jiggylicious. How was your hot and spicy date?! I knew you were a top!
Yao: it's was great, yangyang.
You know I shouldn't forget about my concubines.
Mo xuanyu: Shi Qingxuan is sooo lucky!
And we're not upset with them because they're a part of team d.
Su she: yea, and they must have been so thrilled to *blush* sleep with you.
And so those gorgeous features up close.
Yao: definitely! Shi Qingxuan was freaking out.
Shen Jiu: *enters* greetings Huangdi. *kisses his dimple delicately*
Yao: hey Shen Jiu.
Shen Jiu: A-yao. Which concubine had the honour?
I hope it's not team d. *opens fan, then took a seat*
Mo xuanyu: unfortunately for you, it is team D!
Shi Qingxuan slept with the Yao gege last night.
Xue yang: and they had hot se-
Su she: shhh! Don't tell him about Huangdi's business!
Shen Jiu: since when was Shi Qingxuan part of team dimple.
I don't think they want to be a part of your little cult.
Yao: Well, Shen Qingqiu, I decided to spend time with them. And it was amazing.
Shen Jiu: of course it will be.
It's a dream to sleep with you. Remember that time whe we were alone, in Cang Qiong. Without even the smell of *cough* team *cough* team dimple!
Yao: ah yes. That was a beautiful date in a beautiful place.
Su she: what do you have with team dimple, man?!
Shen Jiu: *flutters fan* everything.
You bully the harem, you think you're better than me, and I just like disliking you for no valid reason.
I wasn't born with a resting bitch face for nothing.
Mo xuanyu: you're clearly jealous.
And I believe you should go back to Binghe and leave our Yao gege alone.
Shen Jiu: but Binghe has someone who looks like me.
I don't want to confuse him.
Yao: I think he's happy with Zhong Lu's performance though. Hence he doesn't need the real Shizun.
Shen Jiu: hehehehehehehe! Huangdi. You're in love with me, aren't you? Can you say that again for team dimple to hear.
Xue yang: Jiggy loves you politically.
You're a concubine, not his wife.
Shen Jiu: and what are you? An empress?
Yao: no yangyang, i love Shen Jiu on a personal level, like the rest.
But he just happens to be a Peak Lord of another Jianghu.
Xue yang: yea but you still love us more than him.
Shen Jiu: you can't dictate the emperor's feelings.
Yao: *shakes head*
Binghe: Yao ge! I'm back. *bows*
Shen Jiu: speak of the demon king.
Yao: A-He! Tell me!
Binghe: Ge, thr Yiling and Qishan people had decided to abide by my rules when they saw my infinite power.
You should have seen those scrawny cultivators running around and fighing my demon forces.
Yao: *laughing* oh I know how enjoyable it is! I used to look at the same when I was a Wen.
I knew that I will soon prove my prowess and enter the Jianghu's stage.
We shouldn't be taken for granted.
Binghe: that's right, that's right!
You: you've seen I have instilled it in the Mengs.
Binghe: definitely. And I know that Taizi will be just as strong.
Xue yang: yea, mini boss Dianxia is just like Jiggy.
Su she: quite a powerful young man.
Mo xuanyu: and the way everyone respects him already.
Yao: I taught A-Song everything I know.
And he's being taught by the ever so brilliant Shen Jiu.
Binghe: oh yes. Shizun is an amazing teacher.
He's a kingmaker, I may say. Turned emperor maker now?
Shen Jiu: thank you for the compliment.
Binghe: my pleasure. *blows kiss*
Shen Jiu: (ah. Being sexy is a curse)
Binghe: they mistook me for the Yiling laozu, Yao ge. Like I'm offended.
I'm much better than him.
Yao: but you two kind of share the same aesthetic and interests.
Xue yang: you two are demonic bottom boys.
Binghe: um, ok? And?
Mo xuanyu: I totally see it.
You and Wei wuxian should be chaotic together.
Yao: and ruin whose Jianghu? Yuyu, I have protected the Jianghu from trouble.
Su she: yea it's best they don't meet.
The yiling laozu is now a housewife.
What a joke.
Mo xuanyu: you're right, Yao gege. But they would be besties.
Xue yang: what if we marry them off. Hanguang Jun maybe needs a concubine!
Binghe: do I look like I'm interested in that soggy piece of tofu? And his demonic tradwife?
Su she: Lan Qiren will die instantly.
Yao: exactly.
Binghe: I met with Hua cheng and Sizhui.
And they're totally chill.
Didn't know that Sizhui was so polite.
Yao: yep. Sizhui is a very kind, intelligent and resourceful person.
I hope you didn't bully him or anything.
Binghe: never!
We just had some wine and spicy chicken, while we chat about the Jianghu.
Yao: how excellent. He loves spicy stuff.
He orders spicy chicken when he's here to visit A-Song.
I believe he got it from his quote on quote, demonic tradwife of a dad.
Binghe: *cracking up*
Yao: so are your servants treating you well?
You're the brother of an emperor you know.
Binghe: oh they're amazing, Yao ge.
Your hulijings are so charming, and beautiful as well.
Especially Shizun.
Shen Jiu: Shizun?!! I'm not a maid!
Binghe: no dear. Not you.
I'm talking about the other Shizun.
Zhong lu: hey.
Shen Jiu: *terrified*
Zhong lu: why do you look like me?
Shen Jiu: noo why do you look like me?!!
Zhong lu: I shall sue you for copyright. And probably steal the emperor away from you.
Shen Jiu: you wouldn't dare.
*opens fan*
Zhong lu: *does the same*
Shen Jiu: stop copying me!
Zhong lu: you're the one copying me.
And if I was supposedly copying you, then Meng Gongye will take you as his concubine instead.
Shen Jiu: *gasps* do you know who I am! How dare you threaten me!
Zhong lu: you're me.
Shen Jiu: I would like to agree with team dimple and say that I'm annoying at times. Dang.
Mo xuanyu: oh now you see.
Su she: moment of truth. Tell me about Chifeng Zun.
Shen Jiu always taunts him.
Sj and Zhonglu: he's just a walking sack of testosterone, ready to explode whenever Huangdi is around.
Shen Jiu: *covers his mouth* OMG!
HOW?????
Binghe: I want to sleep with the both of you by the way. If that's not clear.
Yao: Zhonglu is a hulijing, Shen Jiu.
Binghe: I really don't care what he is. He is Shizun for me.
Shen Jiu: Binghe, you seriously have a servant who looks and acts like me????
Binghe: it was Yao ge's gift.
Shen Jiu: and you accepted it?
Binghe: would I ever refuse?
Shizun. I still love you dearly , but I respect my Yao ge.
Hence I won't do anything to you.
I really can't be detached from you though, so this Shizun helps.
Shen Jiu: yea. You do you I guess.
Binghe: he's a perfect replica.
Makes me want you more.
Zhonglu: Binghe, that guy is a fake.
Binghe: oh yes I know that, honey!
Let's go somewhere. And I'll make you some soup. You're fond of my cooking.
Xue yang: I thought that Wei wuxuan was the tradwife?
Yao: within every cultivator, there's a potential tradwife.
Lan Xichen for example.
Su she: yea he's the king of tradwives.
Mo xuanyu: some say he taught Wei wuxian on how to one.
Yao: watch this.
Fuying. Inform Lan guifei to send some tea. I'm having a Hangover.
Fuying: yes Huangdi.
Yao: he'll be here within less than an hour.
25 minutes if he has a telepotation talisman.
Shen Jiu: does Lan lips have anything else to do?
Yao: I like him like this actually.
Shen Jiu: well if you do, your majesty.
Yao: Binghe. I'm having another banquet. To celebrate your victory.
Binghe: oh thank you Yao ge. I'll love that!
Now I gotta go cook for Shizun.
Xichen: A-yao. Huangdi. *walks in* I brought your favorite tea.
Yao: just what I needed, Huan.
Su she: where did you come from?
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege doesn't really want tea. So you could leave if you want.
Xichen: I believe that you shouldn't act bitter. It may give him a headache.
Always thinking about how adorable they are.
I just love how he's treated like the emperor he is for his birthday 🌟💗💗💗👑
(Saw this on Rednote)
I was looking at this behind the scenes video, and spotted a flawless Minshan at the back.
My dude is so photogenic✨️✨️🤭
My poor underrated Shanshan
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I want to start making some mdzs (and some svsss) chibis
So here's some Yaoyu 🤭❤️
If this goes well, I'll create a mdzs chibi account. And of course it will be very much unhinged. All ships are welcomed🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ah my favorite scene in mdzs 😅
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Ayao looks so done with them 😮💨
Can I please have a friend I could chat with everyday online😭😭😭 I can't take this silence anymore.
I always feel so lonely