#charmoree

"I've been told I don't cook with love- Which is a sentimental and meaningless review in the culinary world. I'm a professional chef, not a parent making a meal for their kid... But I think I understood what they meant when you walked in." is a great line because without context, it sounds like a confession at the end of a romantic movie centered around cooking. In reality, it's what a chef said to his waiter after biting off and eating his ear, and revealing that he killed and cooked the waiter's ex. And it's still romantic.

*Vincent is watching his cooks prep a meal when Rody walks in clearly wanting to talk to him* Rody: Hey Vince I- Vincent:*raises his hand as he cuts him off* You know Rody, people treat me like a god... Rody: *cocks his head to the side* WH-!? How so? Vincent: *looks at him quite seriously* They ignore my existence unless they need something. So what is it? Rody:*laughs nervously* Oh haha I um.. Vincent: If it's nothing serious then back to work... Rody: *hands him a ticket* W-wait now hold on I just...Look um here... Vincent:*takes the ticket* What's this? Rody:*rubs the back of his neck*...I was gonna ask Manon but..Since she's not responding maybe...You can go to a jazz show with me tonight? Vincent:*feels his face heat up as he looks away* I...Sure whatever just get back to work before dead plates start making back to the kitchen... Rody: Alright, it's date! Vincent: *clearly flustered now* Wh-!? Rody:*leaves the kitchen in a hurry* Bye! Vincent:*groans but shoots a glare at his cooks* Not...A...WORD! The cooks:*grinning a bit as they looks away* Yes chef! *in the dining room* Rody: Why did I say it's a date!? The customer:*clearly not understanding and yet just wants their soup*...Look man can I just have my soup...

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